The Cons of Your Sun Sign

Aries: You treat everyone around you like shit, you think you are better than everyone else, you are inappropriate in social situations. 

Taurus: You refuse to compromise and do what other people want to do, all you want to do is sit around the house all day and eat, it is like pulling teeth trying to get you to speak. 

Gemini: Everyone in your life is expendable, you are fickle with your emotions, you get people to tell you their most personal information and then you go and tell everyone about it. 

Cancer: You refuse to go out and never want to leave your home, you use your emotions to manipulate people, you cry at the stupidest shit. 

Leo: Your ego is as big as the sun, you constantly talk over everyone else, you throw temper tantrums when you are not getting attention. 

Virgo: You are the most judgmental sign, you think your ideas are better than everyone else’s, you think you are the smartest person in the room. 

Libra: You are bat shit crazy, you are territorial in your relationships, you insult people to their face and make it seem like they are the crazy one who picked the fight when they insult you back. 

Scorpio: You automatically assume the worst in people, you think everyone is trying to sleep with your significant other and go psycho jealous, you’re still plotting your revenge against that kid who stole your toy in the third grade.

Sagittarius: You will insult people to their face, you automatically assume your opinions matter more than everyone else’s, you are one pretentious bitch or bastard.

Capricorn: You are rude to everyone, you are boring as fuck but you think you are sooooooo interesting, when you talk everyone is looking for a way to get out of the conversation with you.

Aquarius: You think you are better than everyone else, you shove your perspective down other people’s throats, you have the worst god-complex of the whole fucking zodiac.

Pisces: You rely heavily on drugs and alcohol, you are the fucking baby that everyone has to take care of at the party because you are always so fucking wasted, you use other people for your own personal gain.

Looking for Alaska quotes for the signs
  • Aries:"Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war."
  • Taurus:"That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them."
  • Gemini:"And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but I've been smart longer."
  • Cancer:"We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken."
  • Leo:"A woman so strong she burns heaven and drenches hell."
  • Virgo:"When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books."
  • Libra:"At some point, you just pull off the Band-Aid and it hurts, but then it's over and you're relieved."
  • Scorpio:"When you stop wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you stop suffering when they do."
  • Sagittarius:"If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane."
  • Capricorn:"If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. But we can't know better until knowing better is useless."
  • Aquarius:"You just use the future to escape the present."
  • Pisces:"I'd rather wonder than get answers I couldn't live with."
The signs as My Neighbor Totoro gifs

Aries:

Originally posted by shattered-addiction


Taurus:

Originally posted by ghibli-forever


Gemini:

Originally posted by mobpsycho100


Cancer:

Originally posted by ghibli-forever


Leo:

Originally posted by ladyhawke81


Virgo:

Originally posted by studiochizu


Libra:

Originally posted by sheepishness


Scorpio:

Originally posted by callumbal


Sagittarius:

Originally posted by ergo


Capricorn:

Originally posted by tiredwitch


Aquarius:

Originally posted by jijiandkiki


Pisces:

Originally posted by koopattaque

The signs reacting to zodiac posts pt 2

Aries: but how did they know??

Taurus: ha 

Gemini: well yeah, but im also this one and this one and this one and etc.

Cancer: im never like this…

Leo: yyeESS THIS IS MEEEEE

Virgo: *doesn’t like what their sign says* these are always rigged tbh..

Libra: ffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkeeeeee

Scorpio: why they always gotta make me evil???

Sagittarius: tru *dabs*

Capricorn: *reads theirs and doesn’t read any others*

Aquarius: B O I 

Pisces: no??

Your Steven Universe Best Friend:

Aries: Ruby

Taurus: Peridot

Gemini: Amethyst

Cancer:  Pearl

Leo:  Garnet

Virgo: Rose Quartz

Libra: Bismuth

Scorpio: Mystery Girl

Sagittarius: Steven Universe

Capricorn:  Sapphire

Aquarius:  Connie Maheswaran

Pisces:  Lapis Lazuli

The Signs and Why Fall is the Best

Sweater Weather: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Coffee/Hot Chocolate/ Lattes: Aries, Pisces, Aquarius

The pretty colors: Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius

Everything Halloweeny and spoopy: Cancer, Libra, Gemini

The signs as lyrics from “Heathens”

Aries, “Please don’t make any sudden moves; You don’t know the half of the abuse”

Taurus, “All my friends are heathens. Take it slow”

Gemini, “Why’d you come, you knew you should have stayed; I tried to warn you just to stay away”

Cancer, “You have trust issues, not to mention; They say they can smell your intentions”

Leo, “Wait for them to ask you who you know”

Virgo, “You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you; You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you”

Libra, “You’ll never know the freakshow sitting next to you; You’ll have some weird people sitting next to you”

Scorpio, “We don’t deal with outsiders very well; They say newcomers have a certain smell”

Sagittarius, “Just because we check the guns at the door; Doesn’t mean our brains will change from hand grenades”

Capricorn, “You’ll think, “How’d I get here, sitting next to you?”

Aquarius, “And now they’re outside ready to bust; It looks like you might be one of us”

Pisces, “Welcome to the room of people; Who have rooms of people that they loved one day; Docked away”

the signs as xena

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19

TAURUS APRIL 20-MAY 20

GEMINI MAY 21-JUNE 20

CANCER JUNE 21 - JULY 22

LEO JULY 23 - AUGUST 22

VIRGO AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22

SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21

SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19

AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18

PISCES FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20

The signs anime cuddle buddy

Aries: Shion

Originally posted by lahviis

Taurus: Iki Hiyori

Originally posted by kaizoku-niiichan


Gemini: Izuku Midoriya

Originally posted by midorkiya


Cancer: Yuuichirou Hyakuya

Originally posted by shokugekis


Leo: Tsumugi Kotobuki

Originally posted by 0ci0


Virgo: Masaomi Kida

Originally posted by geassgreen


Libra: Mirajane Strauss

Originally posted by angrycucco


Scorpio: Tetsurou Kuroo

Originally posted by kirishimma


Sagittarius: Clear

Originally posted by birdforce


Capricorn: Gareki

Originally posted by hamatora


Aquarius: Chidori Takashiro

Originally posted by ookazaki


Pisces: Ryouta Kise

Originally posted by hanamiyaslips

Looking at you the first time...

Aries: It was like seeing fireworks for the first time

Taurus: I never thought someone so close could feel so far away

Gemini: You were a beautiful mountain and I was just a speck of sand

Cancer: I swear you were an art exhibit

Leo: I saw my own reflection in your eyes

Virgo: It hasn’t felt this calm in a long time

Libra: Love isn’t like falling at all: it just feels like your back-floating through a pool of eternity

Scorpio: You were an irresistable puzzle, and I couldn’t wait to figure you out

Sagittarius: Stars would fill up my darkness and wonder flooded the emptiness

Capricorn: I never thought a human being ever actually needed someone else to survive

Aquarius: It felt like the world was colorless, but you poured in the lilacs and vermillions

Pisces: My heart was a flower and you were the one who made it bloom