Aires: *is in the tiger habitat* oh yea living the dre- OH SHIT HELP HELP.
Taurus: aww, the birds are swallowing each other’s faces! *doesnt realize that’s how Taurus kisses*
Gemini: Oh shit, I left my shotgun at my fucking house… Man.
Cancer: WHERE IS ALL THE FUCKING FOOD AROUND HERE.
Leo: where the hell am I?
Virgo: *trying to have a group hug with all the pandas* I think I’m gonna live here!
Libra: ooh! Peacock feathers!! *makes giant peacock Indian hat.* *rocks it*
Scorpio: hi little scorpions! OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IT STUNG ME!!!!
Sagittarius: *is with the parrots* MY HOME *gets bitten* *shakes off birds* hahaha nope.
Capricorn: dude, look the goat is picking shit out of to ass with its horns! *gets best up by Aires*
Aquarius: *is swimming with the fish* fuck. *gets swallowed by huge whale shark* hey! I’m Jonah!
Pisces: *got the kids admission free pass* I CANT SEE ANYTHING *stands/sits on everything to try and see something* oh look a- *falls off railing* fuck.