Soulmate au where instead of having the first thing they say tattooed on each other, they instead have a random sentence tattooed that that person will say around them. And so you know it’s not just a coincidence when they say it, the tattoo stings and fades away. 

Just imagine all the scenarios. 

Best friends just hanging out like usual and Person A says something like “I wonder if fish get thirsty?” and Bam the tattoo on Person B disappears and they just scream. 

Person A going out with someone and just waiting for them someday to say the sentence they have , but then the barista at Starbucks says it instead. 

Person A really really really hates person B but then that idiot has to go and say the sentence, and how can they be their soulmate they’re stupid and loud and too good looking for their own good. Like who needs that good of lips? 

Just imagine 

Mame era EXO-M interviews are like
  • Host:Luhan, are you popular with the ladies?
  • Luhan:Oh I don't know anything about things like that I'm just little old me
  • Host:Have you had lots of girls confess to you?
  • Luhan:Me?? I've never even talked to a girl what even is a girl I don't know if I've even seen one before I've definitely never been confessed to I'm so shy and awkward I just play soccer and drink coffee
  • Chen:He's full of shit
  • Host:How close is the group?
  • Lay:We get along very well we just sing and dance and love each other.
  • Tao:I independently know everything about this group.
  • Kris:Our members are all great people.
  • Luhan:We have no secrets between us at all!
  • Host:Then what's Kris' favorite color?
  • Luhan:Uhhh uhmmm errr -fidgets- -gropes Xiumin- -kicks a soccer ball- -runs a lap around the building-.... bloooonde??
  • Kris:I am a man who had traveled a lot, I cannot pick but one favorite color.
  • Tao:Our leader is so cool!!
  • Host:Haha, what a quirky bunch! Any final thoughts, Xiumin?
  • Xiumin:잘 모르겠어요

I am not crying you are crying.

Tao-Kris at the Shanghai Film Festival Red Carpet today. Both of them are there to promote their 3 respective movies.[ Luhan is in Shanghai as well and was invited to the event but could not attend the Red Carpet due to his busy schedule.Not sure if he will make an appearance]

Exo Being Naughty

This looks wrong

This looks wrong

This also looks very wrong

….more wrong

Tao stop this right now


Tao working on his “Stretching”

Tao humping Suho

Taoris foreplaying for all to see

Junmoney and Chencing Machine getting down

Luhan having a wank

Baekhyun practicing his technique

Don’t forget this…