Soulmate au where instead of having the first thing they say tattooed on each other, they instead have a random sentence tattooed that that person will say around them. And so you know it’s not just a coincidence when they say it, the tattoo stings and fades away.
Just imagine all the scenarios.
Best friends just hanging out like usual and Person A says something like “I wonder if fish get thirsty?” and Bam the tattoo on Person B disappears and they just scream.
Person A going out with someone and just waiting for them someday to say the sentence they have , but then the barista at Starbucks says it instead.
Person A really really really hates person B but then that idiot has to go and say the sentence, and how can they be their soulmate they’re stupid and loud and too good looking for their own good. Like who needs that good of lips?
EXO react to their child interrupting sex (ship ver.)
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Chanbaek: Of all the pairs, these two would take this in the most lighthearted manner. Once the initial abhorrence of their son walking in on them recedes, they’ll both share a glance of jocularity before bursting out into a fit of laughter simultaneously with Baekhyun patting their little boy’s head lightly while Chanyeol fumbles to explain how they were engaged in an “adult game.”
Kaisoo: Dissimilar to Chanbaek, Kaisoo would be the most aghast about their daughter walking into their ‘intimate’ sessions. Both wouldn’t know how to respond properly, merely exchanging a look of horror after an elongated silence. Their little girl may have to call out to them again as if they failed to hear her the first time. Kyungsoo would be the one to instruct her to fall back to sleep, promising that they’ll be more quiet next time. Kyungsoo may reprimand Jongin lightly as he was sure Kai “locked the door.”
Hunhan: Of all the members individually, Sehun would be most sedated with this scenario, in fact, he would find it rather humorous how this has played out, perhaps even guffawing aloud once catching sight of Luhan’s petrified expression. Contrast to Sehun, Luhan would literally live up to his animal persona, in that he would be a “deer caught in headlights,” upon catching glimpse of their son’s presence. Sehun would have to urge their son to look away and knock next time he feels the need to enter their room uninvited, as Luhan would be rendered frozen, depleting him any will to speak up.
Sulay: Similar to my previous reaction, Yixing’s reaction would be delayed. Luckily, Suho would be swift in catching on to their daughter’s sudden presence. He would also be the most embarrassed when addressing their little girl. He would do his best to avoid any “revealing” questions she may inquire them. Yixing would still be caught off guard, asking why she’s in their room and why Suho is immensely frazzled.
Xiuchen: This would be another mixed reaction. At first, they’d both be frozen once their son’s voice becomes audible. Yet, once the initial shock recedes, Jongdae would be the most jocose in addressing their little boy. Minseok would be most stiff, with a stoic expression and saying very little, only nodding when needed. Jongdae would bribe their son with ice cream to not ask any questions, promising to tuck him into bed. Chen would have the most amusement in teasing Minseok over how constrained he was.
Taoris: Oh gosh, this would be the most awkward of all. Once their daughter’s voice becomes sound, Tao would yelp aloud in surprise, shoving Yifan off of him abruptly, much to Kris’s initial vexation. Upon catching glimpse of their daughter, Kris would just stare at their little girl with immense abhorrence as Tao whines aloud for him to do something. Their daughter would probably end up giggling at how funny their reactions are only for Kris to finally speak up and instruct her to not look as he lectures her on how it’s rude to enter their room without knocking. Tao would definitely rebuke Kris mercilessly for not checking to lock the door.