Friend 1: OMG poor Chen! He has an eye infection and SM is just the devil and won’t let him rest! *starts protection squad*

Friend 2: DO YOU SEE THOSE SHADES THO??!! F BOiii status 3hunna!! He can hit it he can get it!! *downs water bottle*

Me:

EXO as Byun Baekhyun

Hey thanks for the request and I hope you like it! <3

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Xiumin - 

Lay - *

Kai - *

Suho - *

Kyungsoo - *

Tao - *

Chen - *

Kris - *

Chanyeol - *

Baekhyun - *

Sehun - *

Luhan - *

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EXO react to you being super cute

Hey, thank you for the request!

Baekhyun: *You use cuteness to try and get your own way*

Chanyeol: *You fall asleep on him*

Chen: *He can’t take his eyes off of you*

D.O: *He can’t deal with your cute shit*

Kai: *Tries to be cute back*

Lay:  *Does an impression of you*

Sehun: *He’s so in love with you*

Suho: “My heart,”

Xiumin: “Awww,”

What she says: I’m Okay.

What she’s thinking: D-D-DEFINITELY not okay!!! SYSTEM FAILURE COMPLETE SHUTDOWN!! Have you seen Chen??!?!?! DEM SHADES DOEE BRUH!! *drools* 11/10 would always recommend. Like um how? TELL ME HOW THIS WAS ALLOWED?? Why did I not know that I needed this? Is this what love feels like?!?! If he’s hurt, I’m hurt. Pull me up in the next hospital bed I don’t even care BECAUSE HONEY I AM HERE FOR IT ALL WITH THEM GOOD FRONT ROW SEATS!! I mean who needs eyes anyway??? Errybody got it let’S BE Original! #50shadesofJongdae #End2eyeprivileges2k16!!!!

the signs on dates with exo
  • aries:luhan - takes you for a cute walk around the city, buys you ice cream, lots of candids
  • taurus:chanyeol - takes you to a fancy restaurant, spoils you, buys the most expensive wine
  • gemini:sehun - takes you to the park to goof around, plays IT with you, buys you snacks
  • cancer:tao - takes you shopping, buys you a designer purse, holds your hand the whole time
  • leo:chen - takes you sight seeing, literally smiles at you the whole time, gives you his jacket
  • virgo:suho - like chanyeol, he takes you to a fancy restaurant, talks about star wars the whole time, it doesn't matter bc hes cute
  • libra:kai - takes you to the movies, the movie turns out to be crap so you leave half way through and sneak into another movie, kisses your cheeks every 5 minutes
  • scorpio:baekhyun - takes you to the beach for a bbq, makes the best food, you just lay on the beach until like 3am and talk
  • sagittarius:kris - couch date with wine, more wine, wine is the best, wine, bubble bath with wine
  • capricorn:lay - takes you to visit his home town, takes you to all the places he loved as a kid, makes sure you're okay the whole time, forehead kisses
  • aquarius:xiumin - takes you to the fair, wins you a teddy bear, lots of cuddles, makes you ride a scary roller coaster so he can protect you
  • pisces:kyungsoo - takes you to the aquarium, loves seeing you in awe at the cool fish, just obsessed with how cute you are but doesn't show it

Suho: It’s so nice to be around family and-

Tao: MR. PANDA IS NOT FAT! HE IS GUCCI-LICIOUS

Chen: THE RIGHT WORD IS PRADA-LICIOUS AND HE IS TOO FAT!

*gasps* 

Suho: And relax-

D.O.: *Walks in the kitchen, grabs a ball of yarn and a pair of scissors, and leaves kitchen*

Baekhyun: MOM! D.O. LOCKED CHANYEOL IN THE CLOSET AGAIN!

*loud thump and slamming of the door*

Suho: And get a break from the kids-

Luhan: MANCHESTER UNITED WILL CRUSH YOUR TEAM WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE, BAOZI!

Xiumin: BRING IT ON, GIRLY BOY!

Suho: I wish we could spend more time doing this-

*loud crash*

Kris: What the f- KIM JONGIN! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M SAYING THIS PICK UP YOUR TOYS!

Kai: I’m coming, I’m coming…. Dad, why are you lying on the floor like a demented unicorn?

Lay: Unicorns?

Suho: and not worry about-

Sehun: %#@&!$ piece of %@$&

Suho: SHISUS CHOI KRIS HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO NOT TO CURSE IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?!?! *storms into the other room*

Taemin: *whispers to Key* I’m so glad we only had three.

EXO reacting to you giving them an extremely expensive present

Suho: “Jagi you didn’t have to” He was trying on the jacket you’d given him and looking at himself with it in the mirror, when he noticed the price tag. As soon as he saw the number he looked at you and your smiling face “Please tell me you still have both of your kidneys”

Chanyeol: “A gift? for me? waaaa you didn’t have to” the happy giant opened the box you’d given him and as soon as he saw the limited edition gold beats he’d wanted for months “YOU SRSLY DIDN’T HAVE TO”

Chen: “WAAAAAAAA THANK YOUUU JAGIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” he screamed but as soon as he saw the price tag of those sunglasses you gave him his screaming was a mixture of pain, fear and happiness.

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Baekhyun: “please tell me it wasn’t expensive” he asked as he tried on his new watch and you just looked away while he kept on being insistant. You told him you sold one of your kidneys as a joke “YOU DID WHAT”

Kai: As soon as he saw the new Playstation in his room with a red ribbon and a letter from you that said “Happy anniversary, Nini<3″  he couldn’t believe it.

Xiumin: He wanted you to return the speaker you gave him but he thought that maybe you’d feel sad if he did so “I love you but you should spend that money on you not me. I will give you a much better gift tomorrow”

Lay: You covered his eyes and lead him to his studio “Baobei, what’s this all about?” he asked incredulously. Once you arrived to the studio you uncovered his eyes to show him the new guitar you bought for him. At first he was super happy and he even played a song for you with his new guitar. One day he felt curious about how much it cost you so he looked it up online and he couldn’t believe you spent this much for a guitar!

D.O: He was really happy already having you by his side the least he needed was a gift. You were the best gift the universe could have give him. When he saw the price of that new computer you got him he decided to get rid of it without you knowing about it. He used that money to get you a very beautiful and necklace.

Originally posted by themazeof

Sehun: As soon as he heard the word surprise coming out of your mouth Sehun wouldn’t stop asking or mentioning random stuff throughout the week, it was annoying. Finally the day arrived and he was getting his surprise. You went to him, kissed his cheeks and gave him a set of car keys. He looked out the window and saw a black Ferrari waiting for him outside, he then looked at you “Here ” he gave you the keys “You deserve this and much more for being by my side, I love you”

Originally posted by luderella

Tao: “Um….I know it’s Gucci…but…I think you shouldn’t spend this much”

Originally posted by a-tao-b

Luhan: You gave him a soccer ball signed by his favorite team. He was happy but he also wouldn’t let you spend that much money anymore. Letting his girl give him more expensive gifts wouldn’t look manly at all. 

Originally posted by harlysquad

Kris: He literally lost it when he saw you got him that pair of Jordans he wanted so much. He also felt a bit bad for you spending this much money on things he could buy himself, but since it had been a gift he couldn’t reject it either for fear of you feeling bad. It was an inner fight for himself, so one day he decided to surprise you with a trip to the country you wanted to visit the most. It was only him and you *pretend you’re the little girl*

Originally posted by yourtypicalasianfangirl

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130826 It’s been 3 years since I started this account and today is officially my 3 years with ZTAO. I wanted to thank each and everyone of you, my lovely followers who have supported me through this journey. These past three years I have done so many things, I never thought I’d be able to do in one lifetime. I’ve been seriously lucky to have been in ZTAO’s presence multiple times, been able to see his tall handsome features up close (and yes! It’s true he smells like HEAVEN LOL), gone to his concerts & been able to experience his talent live and even gotten my phone signed. I wish someday soon that you all get your chance! The best part of it all… I have made & met so many friends and been to so many new places because of ZTAO and for that I’m truly blessed. Praying and wishing that you guys stay with me for another three years and many many more! Love, Tara ❤️ #huangzitao #zitao #tao #mythreeyearswithztao

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