i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

“I lost my job last week.  I was there for six years.  It was the first job I’ve ever lost.  It’s hard not to take it personally when someone tells you that you’re not needed.  There were ten people on my team, and I’m the one they chose.  So my mind has been running through all the possible things I could have done wrong.  The first few days were the hardest.  I spent a lot of time crying.  But m…y birthday was a few days ago, and my friends took me out for a taco night.  And it woke me up.  I started laughing.  I couldn’t even remember why I’d felt so sad.   My life was so much bigger than that job.  I’m healthy, I live in a wonderful city, and I have a great group of friends.  I just lost a small piece of the pie.”

Cat Got Your Tongue Pt.2 (M)

Taco’s not so fluffy anymore, and you run into quite a few unexpected faces.

Word count: 7.4 k

Genre: Comedy, smut, fluff, a touch of angst, a lot of naked Tae

A/N: Hi! I’m so sorry this took forever to come out and I really hope I did it justice. Thank you everyone who was so patient with me, I really appreciate you all and your understanding means a lot to me. I hope you enjoy this chapter and let me know what you think! Special thanks to @jiminniemouse @seoulscapes & @kittae for proofreading this trash and motivating me to complete it!

Part 1 here

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Carl the Animator: “I can tell you’re rushing, ‘cause that whole scene was pure rapidfire derpiness.”

Ted the Animator: “Look, if some derps are what it takes to deliver the show in time for half-priced taco night, I’ll accept that collateral damage.”


This is that fic I was talking about the other day, the one I wasn’t sure I wanted to post. I ended up writing TWO similar but distinct fics (different POV, different ending) based on the premise of this fic because I just kept tinkering with it, so this is the second version. The first one… idk, maybe I’ll toss it or maybe I’ll post it later for the curious among you.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sterek high school AU, G, 1.7k words

Stiles thinks Scott is joking at first, mostly because he’s laughing so hard he can barely get the words out. “There’s a guy backstage asking for you by name. He’s got flowers.”

Stiles rolls his eyes and goes back to wiping the lipstick off his mouth. After four performances, he can get in and out of the dress and the wig in no time flat. He can even walk in heels without too much wobbling. But the lipstick? Bane of his existence. It still takes him a good five minutes of careful wiping and rubbing with petroleum jelly, and even then his mouth always has this odd orangish-coral tinge by the time he goes home for the night. By that point he’s usually too frustrated by the whole thing to even begin to bother with cleaning off the mascara.

Thank god this is closing night, and in a minute they can all go out for tacos and Stiles can set to work forgetting about lipstick for the rest of forever.

Scott’s still hovering at the door, anticipatory. “I think he likes you. Like, like-likes.”

“Ha ha,” Stiles says flatly. He tilts his head to the left and then to the right in front of the mirror, angling his face up into the lights. “Do you think I got it all?”

Scott gives him a careless glance. “Yeah, sure. Looks fine. But no, seriously, the girl who sells the tickets told me he’s shown up to every single performance.”

Scott isn’t joking. He’s laughing at Stiles (and okay, if their positions were reversed, Stiles would totally be laughing at Scott, too), but he isn’t joking. Fuck. Not even Stiles’ dad has come to every performance. 

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Fun fact about John Laurens

He invented the henny taco after a drunken night with his known lover, Alexander Hamilton. He’d been known to make them during hard times, and regularly gave them to his fellow soldiers. Some accounts claim he even fed them to small children.


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Patrick Stump
Cure To Loneliness
Couch Cuddles
More Than Friends
The Only Exception
Ever Since Last Night (smut)
My Angel (smut)
Only The Beginning
Most Definitely

Well Prepared (smut)

Nobody’s Perfect

Dangerous (smut)

Forever (smut)

Pete Wentz
Surprises (part 1)
Surprises (part 2: Another Surprise In Store)
Love By Midnight (part one)
Love By Midnight (part two: Fix My Broken Heart)
Favorite Band
The Metallica CD
Best Brother Ever (transboy reader)
You’re Mine (smut)
Right Here (part one)
Right Here (part two: Be Yourself)
Most Beautiful Thing

Party Animal

Thinking About You

Andy Hurley
Missing Ticket
Broken TV
A Lovable Drunk

Happy Holidays

So Close

Joe Trohman
Call Me
First Date
A Little Company
Still Into You

Not Alone (trigger warning: abuse, self harm)
Not Alone (part two: Just Right and trigger warning: abuse, self harm)
Not Alone (part three: First Tour and trigger warning: suicide)

Gerard Way
Late Night Coffee
The Comic Book Courtship
My Everything (trigger warning: self harm)

Proud of You

Me Too

Frank Iero
In My Arms (trigger warning: mentions of abuse)
Heartthrob in Handcuffs
She’s The Prettiest Girl
His Eyes
Don’t Worry

Cemetery Drive (trigger warning: suicide)

Second Chances

Lonely Hearts Club

Brendon Urie
Crazy In Love
Periscope Predicament
Here Goes Nothing
Date With A Dork (part one)
Date With A Dork (part two: You’re My Dork)
Date With A Dork (part three: Adorkable)
Date With A Dork (part four: What A Dork smut)
Whatever You Say (Brendon/Sarah/Reader threesome smut)

Happy Easter

Dallon Weekes
Sweet Dreams
Blind Date


Ryan Ross

Fully Exposed

Trip To Taco Bell
Friday Night Fun

Josh Dun
First Day At Chipotle (part one)
First Day At Chipotle (part two: Dinner Date)
A Big Question (part one)
A Big Question (part two: The Problematic Proposal)
A Big Question (part three: Perfect Husband)
Convinced With A Kiss
Good Behavior
My Heart
Couldn’t Be Happier
Understand (smut and trigger warning: anorexia)
Just Kiss Me
You’re Gorgeous


Birthday Queen (smut)

Best Undressed (smut)

Pinky Promise


Valentine’s (short af drabble)

Grammys (part one)

Grammys (part two: light smut)

Grammys (part three: smut)

Temptation (josh pov f/m hardcore smut)

*Rainy Days Series*
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine
Part Ten

*Mistletoe (Christmas) Series*

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

Part Six

Part Seven

Part Eight

Part Nine

Part Ten

Part Eleven

Part Twelve

Tyler Joseph
Reason To Live (trigger warning: suicide)


Saudade (Josh/Brendon/Reader): all chapters and info for series within link

A Poem For Emos

Twenty One Pilots Poem

Taco night

So I went with my family for 4 days to a city south of Mexico City called Cuernavaca, in which one of my uncles lives. We went for a taco night and spend a nice time together.

Even my cousins which lives in the USA came to visit us.

About this photo, I liked how aesthetic this taco menu was, and in case you’re wondering which taco is my favourite is “sesos” yeah I like brain tacos.

David - Courtney Barnett

taco night

at least one a week, red team has a taco night to which most enjoy.

spy and medic dislike it, claiming how unprofessional it is and how unhealthy it is too. medic secretly enjoys them, preferring his spicy but with sour cream to mild it. spy get stomach cramps.

after every taco night, the pyro and/or scout would eat the left over taco shells over a period of three days. the team is unaware of this but they’re starting to question why the left over taco shells go missing.