TYLER-ARMSTRONG

When I don’t know what to do, I just sit around and make up a conversation in my head with a famous person I’d like to meet, so in case I really meet them I won’t just stare at them (hopefully)

youtube

Leafs try to play baseball

I need more blogs to follow

Reblog if you post mostly

-twenty one pilots
-fall out boy
-my chemical romance
-panic! at the disco
-blink-182
-green day
-feministy/civil rights stuff

I will check out your blog and probably follow (up to about 60)

The Alphabet with bob

A IS FOR ASS, THE THING ATTACHED TO YOUR BACKSIDE
B IS FOR BUTT, THE THING THAT IS STILL ATTACHED TO YOUR BACKSIDE
C IS FOR CRAPPER, THE THING YOU PUT YOUR BACKSIDE ON
D IS FOR DERRIERE, THE FANCY WAY TO SAY BUTT
E IS FOR EXCREMENT, THE THING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR BACKSIDE
F IS FOR FECES, YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
G IS FOR GLUTIUS MAXIMUS
H IS FOR HEINEY, IT’S STILL YOUR BACKSIDE
I SUCK
J IS FOR JENKEM, IT’S MADE FROM POOP
K IS FOR KRAP, IT’S HOW THE COOL KIDS SPELL “CRAP”
L IS FOR LARDASS, IT’S WHAT TILLER IS
M IS FOR MORON, IT’S STILL TILLER
N IS FOR NOW IT’S STARTING TO GET HARD TO RELATE THESE TO ASSES
O IS FOR ORIFICE, HOLES IN YOUR BODY
P IS FOR POOP/PEE/PISS/THE LIST GOES ON
Q IS FOR FUCK THIS LETTER
R IS FOR RECTUM, IT’S IN YOUR BUTT
S IS FOR SHIT, LOL
T IS FOR TILLER’S AN UNORIGINAL CUNT
U IS FOR URANUS, THE UNFORTUNATE PLANET
V IS FOR VAGINAL LANDSLIDE
W IS FOR WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING STILL LISTING THESE
X IS FOR THE XYLOPHONE BEING CRAMMED INTO TILLER’S URETHRA
Y IS FOR YES, I COULD HAVE USED URETHRA FOR “U”
Z IS FOR ZORBEES, LONG LIVE BILLY MAYS