TWITTER-WARS

dokurochrome  asked:

Yurio gets drunk for the first time and he just goes on twitter and rambles about how he really likes Victuuri actually.

Twitter Rambles

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
I wish I had @v-nikiforov hair when it was long. It was so pretty.

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
You don’t understand, his hair was so pretty. I cried when @v-nikiforov cut it.

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
Do not get me started on @yuurikatsuki

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@yuurikatsuki is prettier than @v-nikiforov. There I said it.

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
I mean, @yuurikatsuki can go from cute and dorky to sex symbol in like seconds

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Sounds like someone has a crush @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
What gibberish are you sprouting @christophe-gc?

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
I sometimes wonder who has better legs between @christophe-gc or @v-nikiforov

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
And who wins? @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
It was @v-nikiforov until I saw you in shorts @phichit+chu  

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
Did you just flirt with me @yuri-plisetsky?

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
No @phichit+chu, I didn’t flirt with you. My boyfriend would kill me.

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
I have the best boyfriend ever.

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc 
Please do tell us about your boyfriend @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
But you know him @christophe-gc

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
I do? @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
Yeah @otabek-altin 

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
WHO IS DATING MY SON!? @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki 
Is no one else concern as to why @yuri-plisetsky is suddenly being so honest.

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky 
Yura decided to have a few drinks tonight. Please disregard everything that he said.

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov 
NO!!! MY ADORABLE, BABY BOY IS DATING SOMEONE!!! I WILL NOT LET THIS SLIDE!!! @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki 
Thank you for looking after him @otabek-altin @yuri-plisetsky 


Yuri groaned as he shifts around in bed, his tongue tasting like cardboard and his head pounding.

“I told you not to drink,” a voice said, causing him to groan.

“Too loud,” he mumbled while attempting to drag the blankets over his head, only to find them pinned down by something.

He huffed as he shifted around until he found a warm spot that had clearly been taken up by his boyfriend not moments ago.

“Yura,” his boyfriends voice rang out as he was nudged. “I have water and painkillers.”

He groaned, refusing to sit up.

“You said some horrible things on twitter,” he slowly cracked an eye open to see Otabek Altin standing above him with a glass of water. He sighed as he shifted into an upright position and accepted the water and tablets handed to him.

“How bad?” he croaked out after finishing the whole glass of water in an attempt to get the cardboard taste out of his mouth. Instead of answering, his phone appeared in front of his face.

“You tell me,” he huffed while taking the phone and quickly set to work opening the twitter app and groaning at all the horrible confessions he made the night before.

“Let’s run away,” he mumbled as he was joined on the bed by his boyfriend.

“If that is what you want,” Otabek said while wrapping him up in a hug.

“Better than dealing with the lovesick couple.” Yuri mumbled as he settled into Otabek’s side for a few more hours’ sleep. Hopefully his headache would be gone by then.

Twitter War AU

When the Hulk and Spiderman get into a twitter war 😂🍿

Holland twitter wars got me like 🍿🍿🍿😂  #teamtom 

anonymous asked:

Can you do a twitter prompt where the russian skate fam make yakov a twitter and he just talks about how yuuri is the only skater that listens to him and he is not even coaching him and vik gets jealous? Love this AU

Yakov On Twitter

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
I do not understand the point of this Twit-ter

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Mila, how does one work the Twit-ter

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
What? I’m doing it right?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
I don’t understand

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Why am I getting hearts? I don’t want hearts?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Where is the Japanese Yuri when you need him?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
He would explain the Twit-ter

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Japanese Yuri is my favourite skater.

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
I don’t care if he isn’t really my skater, he may as well be

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Victor can’t coach. That boy is just too in love with the Japanese Yuri to coach him

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
You should have seen them the other day, it was horrible

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Japanese Yuri failed a jump and instead of telling him off, Victor kissed every inch of exposed skin

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Everyone gets it, you two are in love. But coach the poor boy and make out with him later

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Japanese Yuri makes me these little lunch boxes

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
He puts this little hot dog things that are shaped like octopuses

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
And he shapes the eggs like bunnies

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
And he shaped the rice like pandas with seaweed as the markings

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Victor does not deserve this man

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Someone convince the Japanese Yuri to be my skater

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
What do you mean everyone can read this, Mila?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Why didn’t you tell me earlier?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
What? You did?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
What? I’m not responding privately?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
I don’t understand

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman 
Where is Japanese Yuri when you need him?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Why is Victor crying now?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
What do you mean it is because of me?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Well of course Japanese Yuri is better than Victor. Do you know the stress Victor has put me through for all these years?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman 
Do you know how much hair I have lost because of that boy?

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman 
Would I give Victor up? Never.

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
He is basically my son. That and I doubt anyone one else would put up with him.

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War