Do you know of any fics where Hanzo is pining after or has a crush on McCree, or both of them going after each other? It always seems to be McCree going after Hanzo and I'd love to read about it being the other way around!
Unfortunately I do not (I need to go scouring the McHanzo AO3 tag, to be honest) but maybe some of our followers do? If y’all have fics where Hanzo does the pining (or they both do), then hit us up with those fic recs!
In the meantime, I’ll past a snippet of a fic I never finished writing that follows a similar theme. Like I said, I never finished it and don’t know if I ever will, but maybe it’ll tickle your fancy? It’s third person from Hanzo’s perspective and all about his highkey attraction to McCree. I wrote a few scattered scenes here and there, but I’m only going to drop down two of them below ‘cause I’m only happy with these two. Hope y’all enjoy!
Hanzo was well aware of two things.
The first was that McCree did a terrible job of hiding his blatant infatuation with him. Quite honestly, he was a fool to think Hanzo hadn’t caught onto his antics yet.
The second would be that the rest of their team was truly, utterly, almost helplessly stupid if they hadn’t picked up on Hanzo’s obvious interest in McCree.
If he wanted to, Hanzo would’ve put a stop to McCree’s shameless flirting long ago. It would only take a few harsh words – perhaps some maiming, for added emphasis – to send McCree pining after someone else. If his teammates weren’t so blinded by their false assumptions, they might notice that Hanzo didn’t even mind McCree. If anything, he reveled in all the attention the cowboy gave him. It was clear their teammates had convinced themselves the attraction was unrequited, that the gunslinger’s attempts to woo the archer were futile, yet they couldn’t be farther from the truth.
“I would like to kiss you,” Hanzo muttered under his breath.
“What was that, sugar?” McCree seemed to perk up awfully quick, almost as if he’d heard Hanzo’s quiet mumbling. “Somethin’ you wanna tell me?”
“I said I would not miss you!” Hanzo wasted no time in lying right through his teeth. “If you were to die during our mission due to your own foolishness, I would not miss you.”
McCree simply smirked down at the archer and replied, “I ain’t buyin’ that for a minute, darlin’. Now, why don’t you tell me what really came outta that pretty mouth of yours?”
Hanzo didn’t bother dignifying the gunslinger’s question with a response. Instead, he chose to scale up the nearest wall before McCree could press him for more details, face flushing from embarrassment all the while.
What have I’ve done Oh Adrien, that’s not how it works. Someone save this child.
Adrien definitely draws too much influence from Ouran High School Host Club. He is basically Tamaki Suoh. But I wonder what all that “Princely Charm” would look like by Adrien towards Marinette… Hmmm
(Probably pre-reveal where Adrien realizes his crush on Mari and doesn’t know any other way to flirt with her) Can you believe I wrote this script omg
Every like/reblog is highly appreciated. :) But please no reposts. Thank you. :)
"I don't think I've ever seen you this sick..." (mmm nico at will maybe?)
The biggest consolation to having a doctor for a boyfriend was that he had been able to prattle off instructions just before he’d started heaving.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this sick…,” Nico murmured, smoothing back Will’s hair as the blond continued to purge into the trash can.
He hadn’t made it to the toilet, a good three steps away, and it was all Nico could do to make sure Will didn’t topple face first into his own sick.
A thick belch split the air, echoing against the tiled bathroom wall, before Will’s shoulders rolled and his stomach clenched, a surge of watery vomit forcing its way up and flooding the trash bin in his hands. His face was waxy and beaded with sweat, his whole body trembling against the chills and unrelenting nausea.
“Shh, it’s okay. I’m here,” Nico said as Will whimpered and slumped into him. “Just get it all out.”
Pressing a kiss to his forehead, Nico readjusted the washcloth on Will’s neck, folding it over to a side yet to heat up by feverish skin. He took the water bottle, untouched after they realized that Will couldn’t even keep down liquids, and poured a little on the back of his head, the excess catching on the towel over his neck.
Will shuddered, but didn’t seemed completely opposed, occupied as he was by the queasy hiccup that escaped him. He groaned miserably and turned, tucking his face into Nico’s shoulder, his arm wrapped protectively around his abused stomach.
The only thing left to do was wait out the nausea and hope to get Will in bed soon and ride out the rest of his illness.
Hey! I'm an INFJ too, I don't really see many of us around, it's nice to know there's other trash queens on tumblr that I share something with. Would you recommend Voltron to someone who likes Avatar, Gravity Falls, Star vs Evil etc?
I have ascended to trash queen bless
I yes! I personally enjoyed all three mentioned, and have clicked with voltron as well! Granted it took a couple of episodes for me to hook in, but I don’t regret watching it. It’s also produced by a couple of people who worked on ATLA/LoK so the art style is pretty similar (lance is totally space sokka)
there’s a huge difference between enjoying and consuming fic/art with dark content
and actually condoning that content in real life
like, no, it doesn’t make you disgusting evil trash to enjoy media that depicts horrible things, <strong>as long as you acknowledge, emphasize, and actively remind others that those things should stay in the realm of fiction and that, in real life, they’re inexcusable and should be stopped immediately.
I know that the impulse to condemn people as trash for liking unhealthy ships and problematic fics comes from a well-intentioned place but at this point it’s reached moral panic, “let’s ban these books from the library because they include drugs and sex” levels
the most normal, well adjusted people–people who would be among the first to drag an abuser to hell–often still have fantasies about and enjoy content that deals with dark, dark, trauma-inducing things.
the key difference between them and the abusers is that they don’t condone those things in a real context and they don’t actively do those things either.
It is human nature to want to indulge in dark fantasies. That’s why we have violent video games. That’s why we have books and shows and fics. Humans have been creating terrible, dark stories for millennia and most people enjoy it and never even dream of recreating it. The entire genre of horror fiction exists because we love being scared, we love watching people have terrifying experiences and even dying or being permanently affected–but we’d never want it for ourselves or anyone else.
In conclusion: unless someone is actively promoting, condoning, or defending something abusive or problematic, maybe give them the benefit of the doubt and steer clear.
you know it can’t end like that. s h e ’ s n o t a l r i g h t.
a n d n e i t h e r a r e y o u
c: no i am not his associate. i ’ m h i s b e s t f r i e n d . right now, his best friend in the universe. have you got some kind of cyber-net in there? because, really, you should look up it up. look up what happens to you if anything happens to me. you think i would give up the doctor? don’t be daft. i would never, ever give up the doctor because h e i s m y b e s t f r i e n d t o o . he is the closest person to me in this whole world. he is the man i will always forgive, always trust. the one man i would never, ever lie to.