TRASH ALL OF YOU ARE TRASH

Kaze please……….

So I’ve been lazy and shoulda done this weeks ago, but hey!

No time like the present, right? That being said, I wanna thank you guys for putting up with my slow, picky ass. Lots of slacking off have been going on lately and I haven’t gotten the time to talk to a lot of people I used to before things kicked off.

But I’m glad you guys are here and takin’ time for this boring old loser. With that, I’m being preemptive and saying that if you’re not listed on this, don’t take it to heart. I’ve more than likely haven’t gotten to talk to you as much or I simply spaced it out. There’s a lot of you guys and I enjoy you guys being here and seeing you on my dash.

So let’s get started!

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Spread Cynthia like AIDS my sons. Use whatever means necessary (YouTube, Tumblr, 4chan, Facebook, MySpace, Carrier Pigeon, whatever fits your fancy). We must warn the world about her trash cookies.

Here’s the copypasta for those who need it:

Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.

poeenthusiast  asked:

I also work at a movie theater and we also enforce the 'no outside food' thing. Sometimes I don't catch everyone bringing in food, but our general rule is you can eat it in the lobby, but do NOT bring it in the theater. My only gripe is when people leave the outside trash IN the theaters and all over the seats. You were doing the wrong thing in the first place; the least you could do is clean up your mess!

Some places even punish employees for not catching patrons do this to begin with. :/ I’m not going to lie, I do bring in outside food sometimes, but I don’t leave the trash. NEVER leave the trash. You’re an asshole if you do since it gets employees in trouble. FFS I don’t even leave the trash of what I do actually buy there. I don’t go to theaters often, so I’m hoping that makes up for my asshole behavior at least. -Abby


*EDIT* Management will check the trash sometimes. Which is why you don’t leave your trash. -Abby

Richonne 7x12 party

The scene that made you ship Richonne: So I was late to this party, as usual. I didn’t actually ship Rick and Michonne until that scene on the couch in 6x10 when he said “have your mints.” It’s really weird because I’ve always been a huge fan of their friendship, but I guess I never saw all the subtle romantic gestures. Before Rick and Michonne took over my life and made me total trash, Carl and Michonne’s friendship was the most important thing to me on TWD. I loved how she told him about Andre and how she was there for him during the whole claimers incident. Anyways, I’m a huge fan of TWD graphic novels and I actually read them (are still reading them) before I started watching TWD. I can’t remember exactly when it happened but I started secretly shipping comic book Michonne and comic book Rick. They were perfect for each other and Michonne is such a badass bitch in the comics. In the show I feel like it’s debatable between her and Carol. Anyways, Michonne kept hooking up with black guys that would die and Rick and Andrea eventually got together, so I thought well this is never going to happen. So last February my friend Gary texted me that Rick and Michonne hooked up. My exact words were “wait, what? did Andrea die?” It didn’t even compute to me that he was talking about the tv show. Anyways, I went home that night and watched TWD totally oblivious to the scene that was about to ruin my life. The couch. The smiles. Talking about their day like a married couple. I thought “this is nice”. Then “have your mints.” Michonne lacing and gripping Rick’s hand as he patted her hand. The look. I started smiling and clapping. The rest is history. I think I really discovered tumblr that night and have been liking Rick and Michonne post/gifs ever since. Anyways, here’s a picture/gif of that scene. I still don’t know how to properly work tumblr so credit to this picture goes to officialrichonnetrash. 

I have made a Discovery

okay carry on

anonymous asked:

ANDREW ACCIDENTALLY CALLING NEIL CUTE IN FRONT OF THE FOXES P L E A S E

IT IS OFFICIALLY MY SEMESTER BREAK!!!!!! ajfhdajkhfdajh this is the best prompt EVER let me have this self-indulgent headcanon

  • the foxes, because they like a.) challenges and b.) making money out of these challenges, get the idea to play Andreil Trope Bingo
  • nicky starts it, purely out of boredom, as well as out of the desire to spite kevin for being too exy-focused even if the season’s over
  • he creates a card with things like “andrew buying food for neil” “neil smiling behind andrew’s back” “one talking about the other when the other is not there” “andrew hurting someone for neil” “rooftop date” “andreil going late to practice together”
  • after the whole team making edits to the bingo card, a copy is given to everyone
  • word gets around, but as andrew and neil are two of the most oblivious people in the world, they don’t catch wind of it
  • eventually, everybody (including wymack and bee) gets in on it, because the pot rises to be two grand (can you guys believe? two fucking grand for a couple’s trope bingo)
  • they make it a race of sorts - as andrew and neil aren’t normally affectionate in public (neil being the more touchy of the two, but still severely lacking in comparison to the stereotype of Normal Couples), they all have to be there at certain times of the day
  • dan clearly established the “no fishing rule” at the start but some of them can’t help themselves - they’re just really lucky sometimes
  • renee is the first to check “andrew wearing one of neil’s shirts” after she notices at their weekly sparring session
  • aaron (unluckily enough) gets the first shot at “andreil making out by the lockers” after his shift to tidy up the court
  • nicky is first witness at “one being lowkey possessive over the other” when he catches a glimpse of andrew frowning down someone at the bar for checking out neil
  • at the end of it all, they’re all left with one box blank
  • “andrew calling neil cute”
  • and everybody is just ??????
  • because andrew would never do that. not in a million years
  • only neil seems like the type to do so - but even neil hasn’t said anything of the sort
  • everybody’s panicking because they’re all so close yet so far away
  • fast forward; it’s been a little over a month since everyone’s only got that last box blank, and they’ve all been fishing
  • matt has asked, on multiple occasions, what andrew thought of neil when he smiled
  • allison has pointed out how good neil looked when she gave him her last haircut
  • bee even got ahold of neil’s baby pictures and showed them to andrew on a visit of his
  • wymack, at some point, tried asking if “cute” was really the specific word they all needed to hear (”What if he says ‘adorable’? You know Minyard gets all wordy at some point.”)
  • they all flail around for another week until the foxes’ weekly movie night
  • it happens on a thursday at neil and andrew’s room, because it was their turn
  • everyone is seated around the television, either on armchairs, the sofa, or on beanbags
  • neil coughs and pounds his chest
  • andrew gets up from the sofa so fast and gets neil a glass of water
  • upon getting the glass, neil goes “Ah.That was just a test. Thanks for putting in the effort.”
  • neil is smirking and all, thinking he’s so clever, the cheeky bastard
  • and no one is prepared for andrew’s “Mmm. That’s cute. Move over.”
  • everybody is suddenly scrambling for their cards in their pockets
  • IT’S LIFE OR DEATH AT THIS POINT, PEOPLE
  • THAT LAST BOX IS ALL THAT M A T T E R S
  • nicky is like “Shit shit shit shit shit shit–”
  • kevin frustratingly goes “Where the fuck is my pen–”
  • bee is like “That’s unfair, I didn’t bring my card!”
  • it’s dan-the-legend-wilds that gets to cross out the box first and she yells (half-drunkenly) “BingobingobingobingoBINGO MOTHERFUCKERS!!”
  • matt’s like “Babe we’re going halfsies on that right–” while allison yells “THAT”S GOING INTO OUR NAIL POLISH FUND!”
  • wymack is in the moment and is like “Dan, you’re sharing with me, or you’re out of the fucking team.”
  • renee is groaning and shaking her head while aaron is just shrugging and texting katelyn he lost
  • in the midst of the chaos and debating-who-got-it-first is andrew and neil, clueless as fuck, staring at them all and at one another
  • neil is blinking in confusion while andrew is stony-faced
  • they go out of the room and leave the madness that is the foxes coming up with another bet and searching for money in their wallets
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#dr-pickmeup part 1/? and part 2

So here’s a summary of what happened yesterday…

Bonus:

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A short little comic idea I’ve had for a while. Didn’t want to draw it until now because I wanted it to ‘look nice’, but now I threw out the’ look nice’ part and just drew it. This is how I felt about the Undertale fandom.

I had played the game but was slightly scared to dig deeper into the fandom to find out what all new designs meant. I didn’t fall into the ‘AU world’ until I saw loverofpiggies Error sans. I swam even deeper into the AU fandom when I found comyet Ink Sans and I’ve only continued to love every new AU and drawing I see and come across.

Thank you for making me love Undertale, this is the best fandom I’ve ever been in and I plan to stay for a loooong time.

@loverofpiggies @comyet @corefrisk @askspacesans @danny-trash @renrink @kuttiesstuff @miya-sheep @tratserenoyreve @yoralim @ttoba @undertaleau

(Now that my tagging wants to work, I tag everyone who helped me absolutely love the Undertale AU universe. The blogs that I found first and made me understand the fandom more. Everyone deserves all the love, everyone in this whole fandom. Hugs for everyone, you are an amazing person every single one of you. I love you tagged people for making me love Undertale. And I love you other people who aren’t tagged because you are who you are.)