dex (dexter) the schnauzer shops entirely from thrift shops and dresses like a (hip) old man; mistaken for one too.
hes in his twenties, but can eat under the elders meal option at most restaurants. lives on a boat and works at a shady convenience store
“I think it’s quite extraordinary that Vivien Leigh’s art was a reflection of her life, basically. I mean, when you look at her on screen in Gone With the Wind, she is doomed already. You can see it in her eyes.“ -James Sherwood