TMH Australia

anonymous asked:

what is Liam's snake habitat?

Whaaaaat??? You don’t know the legend of the snake habitat or what it’s come to mean?? Are you new? Ok, ok, lemme break it down for you.

Picture it, Australia 2013. 1D is on tour and some over enthusiastic fangirls are hanging out behind the hotel. The only problem is that behind the hotel is the notorious…wait for it…SNAKE HABITAT. So Daddy Direction being the Daddy he is, warns the hapless fangirls via twitter:

Everybody and I mean everybody found this hilarious and it quickly became a meme:

It also became a euphemism for Liam’s junk:

Of course, Zayn wasn’t gonna miss out on all this fun:

So when a fan gave this t-shirt to security for Liam:

 

It ended up on Zayn:

But that wasn’t quite enough for him. So it all culminated in this permanent reminder on Zayn’s shoulder:

So there you have it–the legend of the snake habitat. A true story about a man, his Daddy feels, his twitter, his boyfriend and his junk. It was glorious!!!

anonymous asked:

What are your TOP 5 Narry moments from each tour? And your favorite fanfics? I'm new in the Narry world and I'd like to catch up on everything :D

at first i didn’t really feel like doing it because there’s so many things i love and it would take me YEARS to list them all but since i’m not doing anything and i have all the time in the world… sure, let’s do it.

(it’s gonna be my top tour moments, fics, pics, events, interviews and other narry stuff)

my top pre x-factor, x-factor and post x-factor narry moments:

  1. harry in mullingar | 1 | 2 | 3 | the lost twitcam | 5 [??] | 6 | PICSPAM
  2. the x-factor hug | gif | 2
  3. jack and rose from titanic | gif | 2
  4. the x-factor tour - the handholding in glasgow | gif
  5. | gif | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
  6. | gif | 2 | 3
  7. shopping in manchester | 1
  8. niall’s birthday | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
  9. i <3 harry’s willy
  10. the koala bear hug

big time rush tour moments

  1. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

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Watch on biliki-ziam.tumblr.com

Guys omg watch this video [and in fullscreen!!], it’s Ziam heaven!

Around 1:12 is the cutest smile ever that Zayn gives to Liam. As it goes on they both get more emotional. It’s full of glances and singing to each other. At 1:50 Liam is very intense. Their harmonies particularly between 2:20 and 2:25 are amazing. At 2:27 you can see that Liam is actually crying.

Okay rambling over it’s basically perfect <33333