TLNYC

So I'm a loser and I'm having a Glee party tomorrow.

As Erik (aikoeri) has just pointed out, this is how it’s going to go down:

2 gays (one rainbows-shooting-out-the-asshole gay, and one non-stereotypically gay)

2 complete seasons of Glee

1 Glee movie

1 hag (me)

and 1 gayest day of my life.

bring. it.

So Ashley and I have to be a ship

It just has to! We have soooo many good tag lines!!!

But which one????

Ashex?

Alshly?

Alsh?

Ashal?

Beetino?

D'MAN!

Whatever one we pick though

Now, TAG LINES!

OTP: Knookies

OTP: We run into oncoming traffic for darren

OTP: Mayonnaise and Bacon

OTP: 15/30 Seconds

OTP: No turkey baster required

OTP: Fever…

OTP: “…!”

OTP: Taylor Lautner?

WHAT ASHLEY AND I DID TODAY: A GLEE-FUL BUS RIDE(S)

SO, first off, Ashley (slushiecriminal) and I had to go on a field trip for an APUSH project and the bus rides are quiet long. 

We have a tradition to Gleek-out during bus rides.

We started the bus ride to the Center by listening to an ear-splitting recording of “TIIINNNNNNNN ROOF!….rusted” which lasted for about 5 minutes and it was wonderful.

Then we just listened (and mouthed along) to a bunch of Glee songs from the 3rd season.

We then decided to look through our fanfiction app, “Pocket Fiction,” for the phrase “generous amounts of lube” and only found one that was similar in wording. 

On the way back home, she mentioned “read me one of the stories on ur app.” Instead, I highlighted a story that I had read months ago and had stored somewhere on my iPod’s Notepad and not really remembering what it was about, copy and pasted it into my “Speak It” app.

It was porn of course.

Yes. We literally listened to porn on the way back on a bus full of students. 

It was hilarious. We were obnoxious and most likely the whole bus turned to look at us when my app pronounced the word “knuckles” as “knookies.”

One of the best bus rides ever. <3 <3 <3

Reason #320963509 of why Ashley (slushiecriminal) wins ALL THE FUCKING AWARDS

The FABULOUS ASHLEY got ME this FUCKING AMAZING shirt for no reason whatsoever other than he being wonderful.

I love her so goddamn much and this is easily my favorite shirt in all existence!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD if u cant see from the picture, its Klaine’s profiles and the word “KLAINE” repeating forever between them)

(im gunna crrrreeyyyyyyyyyyy its so beautif-f-u-l"