THIS-MAN-AND-THE-THINGS-HE-DOES-TO-ME

Reprogramming 3 (Remedy side story)

Bucky x reader

Bucky’s POV.

Notes: trigger warnings! mentions of torture, swearing, injuries, angst, fluff, mentions of smut, submissive behaviour, cute-ass Bucky who knows exactly how to be sweet and careful.

(the mentioned incident in which Y/N doesn’t recognise Bucky for a few seconds, and Bucky does the exact thing he shouldn’t have in that moment)

Originally posted by unlucky--bucky

I’m a selfish, selfish man. It’s my fault, I should have payed more attention to her state. Now I’m enjoying her clinging to me as if she’d die if I were to pull away. I guess I enjoy feeling needed.

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“Come on, Sam - I’ve never lied to you. You could at least pay me the same respect!” 

I cant believe I actually just went into the kitchen and got my man a sandwich when he asked me to.

I had to laugh at that shit because its the typical thing misogynistic men joke about, but I wasnt offended at all because he does so much for me. I couldnt even trip. I was like lemme go get my baby a sammich, he deserve it lol.

REMINDER: JUST REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS EVEN HAS SAID TO ISAK. THAT HE’S NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. THAT ISAK IS HIS BEAUTIFUL MAN. THESE AREN’T JUST THINGS HE SAID ON HIS MANIC EPISODE. THESE ARE THINGS HE MEANT. HE LOVES HIM. REGARDLESS OF ANYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED, EVEN LOVES ISAK. A MENTAL ILLNESS DOES NOT RENDER YOU INCAPABLE OF LOVE.

I was thinking you could show me a few things … like how to use a bow and the best bait for catching fish.” Manuel watches as Trent rolls up onto his knees as well.

Does this mean you and that old man are here to stay?” Manuel shrugs, “Rafe is crafty, he seems to take care of himself. But I don’t want to have to depend on him for food, you know?” Trent rubbs his chin, still thinking about his sore ribs, “What’s in it for me?

I’ll help you get back at Wanda.

small  /   semi-unimportant headcanons:

• noah can play the ukulele
this song  /  video is the MOST NOAH AESTHETIC thing to ever exist in the world  ,  and vance joy looks a little like noah . also singing voiceclaim i’ll fight myself :’)
• noah LOVES piggy back rides , mostly because he’s so short , and because of his leg always hurting . he loves hoping on people’s backs and having them tote him around everywhere
• noah is a fighty small
• when isn’t noah fighting , i think is the real question . he has to be constantly carried out of the room for trying to fight .
• noah is that person that says they HATE HUGS and being touched  ,  and then turns around and absolutely melts when someone gives him a hug
• noah really loves his siblings a lot  ,  even if he curses them out  ,  tries to fight them  ,  and says he hates them
• noah covers for his brother mike all the time  ,  since mike has anger issues and many of the states tend to dislike him  ,  noah takes the blame for fights that he gets into so nobody sees mike as any lesser  .  he’s very protective over his siblings  ,  and he’ll take the downfall for them in an instant .
• noah has three mom’s and it will never not be amusing to me that @eaglehoe  ,  @empiredheart  ,  and @riptidcd are tri-parenting this small child  .  (  aka america , england , and the literal ocean ? )
• noah has a diary . and he writes in it all the time  ( clears throat ,  he talks SHIT in it all the time ) and he will fight you until he dies that he doesnt have one , but he does
• noah collects rocks , i don’t even have a reason for this , he just likes pretty rocks and he KEEPS THEM .
• noah is so gay i can’t even believe he doesn’t faint every time he sees a pretty man
• noah is such a sad child . he’s always so sad .
• noah has PTSD from being in war 6 times , and he displays the symptoms of it in many ways
• noah has a LEGITIMATE fear of fireworks  (  stemming from the ptsd  )  ,  so much so that if he even hears them he starts to have a panic attack  .  he can’t even enjoy THE FOURTH OF JULY because he has to hide inside . the noise and smell of smoke give him flashbacks of war and sends him into a panic attack every time
• noah is surprisingly afraid and hesitant of falling in love , and he doesn’t give his heart away easily  .  unless you’re the right person , and then he’ll fall hopelessly in love with you so quickly

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There was an attempt

okay but imagine if wade made it into an mcu movie and removed the lower part of his mask so clint could understand like he does in the comics and tries fingerspelling something at some point and clint is like “sorry man i never learned sign language” and wade just is so confused and pulls out a hawkeye comic and rifles through it and just looks up like “those motherfuckers”

The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building And Only Ever Sees Me When I Look Disgusting

The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t know his name. we met on a bus, when i smiled WAY too brightly at him for strangers because, honest to god, my whole heart lit up in a way that made me think, “oh, i must know that guy!!” no. i didn’t. he’s just The Most Beautiful Man In The World.

what does The Most Beautiful Man In The World look like? i will tell you:

  • like the way the sun spills over water at dusk
  • like the way food smells when you’re hungry
  • like the sound angels make when they’re doing folk covers of pop songs on their heavenly harps
  • and also kind of like the guy who played Chad in “high school musical,” if the guy who played Chad in “high school musical” was the most beautiful man in the world.

i tell you this not only to brag that i live in the same apartment complex as The Most Beautiful Man In The World but also because i want to know WHY, if there even IS A GOD, every single time i run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World i look like a LITERAL DUMPSTER TROLL that has just CRAWLED OUT OF ITS GARBAGE HOUSE in search of FREE WIFI AND A SLURPEE. i want to know why i can never just BE COOL with The Most Beautiful Man In The World when we ride the elevator together, which is!!!! kind of often!!!!!

DID YOU GUYS KNOW that sometimes i look nice?? sometimes i actually look like a FUNCTIONING ADULT!!! sometimes i would go so far as to say i am an ATTRACTIVE INDIVIDUAL!!!!! 

you know who DOESN’T know any of that???

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, WHO LIVES IN MY BUILDING!!!

here’s a quick rundown of the last few times i ran into The Most Beautiful Man In The World:

  • i was wearing a maxi dress i had very cleverly biked home in, without a helmet* (*don’t try that at home, kids), in the VERY HOT AFTERNOON SUN, so i was a GROSS SWEAT MONSTER but without any OBVIOUS INDICATOR that there was a normal reason for it, and i couldn’t stand to look at him so i just glared at my phone while he probably wondered, alarmed, whether i was fleeing the scene of a crime
  • i was wearing a white shirt that i had not SECONDS before spilled salsa ALL OVER in a big red stain right down the front like a KINDERGARTNER
  • i was carrying two armfuls of ENORMOUS bags of popcorn with a three musketeers bar literally in my mouth and he overheard me say through my stuffed candy cheeks to my doorman, “oh, no, i’m not having a party, this is literally all for me”
  • i dropped my backpack while opening my mail and said to it, defeatedly, “why? why did you do that when i explicitly told you not to? do you like being on the floor?” 
  • i fell into and then off of the elevator

why??? why does this happen??? what vengeful god has orchestrated it so the ONLY TIMES i ever run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World are when i could easily be mistaken for a child’s doll that has been put through the wash by accident, or a dollar bill that has been stained by years of being in people’s sweaty palms, or a mop with eyes???

whatever. everything costs money and everyone you love disappoints you. Mop Eyes out.

“I’ve dated white people. I’ve got white friends. But I firmly believe that there’s not a Caucasian man in this world who does not think he’s more intelligent than a man with darker skin. He’ll deny it. But when he’s crushed down one thousand times, and when he absolutely needs it, he will play that card to save his self-esteem vis-à-vis me. I’m not saying it’s a choice. It’s not a moral thing. I’m saying it’s a feature of his soul that he doesn’t know is there.”

im never going to be moved by any story about a man who didn’t know how to efficiently take care of himself before he got a girlfriend because it’s thoroughly pathetic. & it’s surreal to see these men say things like “how does someone even think of all this?” when their girlfriends already clearly have, and see these stories being interpreted as “My Girlfriend Showed Me The Light” instead of “I don’t have the common sense to know its not particularly smart to use the same washcloth I clean my ass with to wash my face”! men should be able to figure out how to pay their bills online and use coupons without their SO holding their hand and it’s so disheartening to see people not criticize something like that bc it’s presented in a “wholesome” context

Go native or go home.

I’m in line at a popular discount retail store, with two people ahead of me. The women at the head of the line is clearly new to English, and while she has a thick accent and struggles, she does her best to speak to the cashier in English, even though he rolls his eyes and makes her repeat everything several times. Finally, she is able to leave. As soon as she’s out of earshot:

Cashier: “Ugh, they shouldn’t be allowed in our stores until they learn our language.”

The man ahead of me says several things in another language.

Cashier: “Oh, man, not another one. This is America. Learn the language.”

Customer: “Oh, I’m sorry. I just assumed you’d learned Cherokee, since you’re so big on people learning the local language. My mistake.”

The cashier turned bright red and didn’t say another word through the transaction.

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dean and cas being all gross and domestic and loved up

and dean (and cas but mostly dean) making stupid puns and jokes about the ridiculousness of their relationship

like one morning sam asks him how he wants his coffee and he says: “how I want my men; strong enough to raise me from the dead.”

and one day dean is refusing to do something for cas, like cleaning the dishes or fetching his book, and cas says: “you raise a man out of hell and he won’t ev-” “OKAY FINE IM GOING”

or their teenage daughter embarrasses herself and dean tells her: “everyone does stupid things in front of their crush, I stabbed mine in the chest.”

or someone asks them how they met and dean tells them: “I was going through a really hard time in my life, it was literally hell, and then I met him.”

and when strangers compliment cas, dean always says: “yeah, he’s an angel”.

  • what he says: keep it, it suits you
  • what he means: this strong, handsome man has abandoned the only thing he ever knew and risked his life for me on multiple occasions, and now he's about to go back out there and do it again, you can be DAMN sure he's gonna look fine as hell while he does it fuck yeah everyone loOK AT MY BRAVE BIG DEAL BOYFRIEND ROCKING THE RESISTANCE PILOT LOOK YOU GO GET'EM
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I got really excited about old man Corvo today