THIS-MAN-AND-THE-THINGS-HE-DOES-TO-ME

anonymous asked:

I CAN FEEL MY HEART FUCKING SHATTERING im trying to get jumin's route and in order to do that i have to be a little bitch to seven and disagree with everything he says ;_____; omg why does it has to be like this iM FUCKING DYING MAN and the worst thing is when i'm being rude to him and still get a fuCKING HEART FROM HIM LIKE WHY MUST YOU HURT ME THIS WAY *gross sobbing* they're doing this on purpose aren't they..TT__TT

dear god don’t
I FUCKIGN 
i was so mean to him and got a heart and i just OTL
WHY
i love him so much

he just keeps being so in love with the MC throughout all of the routes that she does, and it’s the worst with Jumin’s T_T

(no spoilers but nearer the end of Jumin’s route there’s a call with seven that’ll break your heart, esp if you’re already done his route)

Submission :Not to slutshame or anything but wHY IS HE SUCH A FUCKING HOE™?? HMM??! I WANT ANSWERS, PLS GET NASA ON THE PHONE BC I NEED TO KNOW LIKE???!? DOES JESUS KNOW UR LIKE THIS, JUNGKOOK???

My response : LOLLLL.WHYYYYYYY. OMFG. DON’T SLUTSHAME MY MANNNN  (You wish he was your man Hana)T_T Jungkook is probably doing it but he doesn’t notice how rude it seems ;) The hip thrusts on stage are planned to wreck us, but his little tongue action backstage is another thing tbh :O Like he’s just doing it because it’s a habit or his lips were dry lmao.

YOU SHOULD’VE SENT ME THIS GIF. CAUSE’ THIS GIF IS QUESTIONNABLE!!! * CRIES A MILLION TEARS*

Originally posted by missbaptan

Ok, I’m getting annoyed, and I usually don’t, so then I get even more annoyed at myself for getting annoyed, because there are SO MANY GOOD THINGS HAPPENING but anyways. I believe that Harry has signed a solo deal and I have no problem with people not thinking the same. I also believe he was not misquoted in AnOther Man. To me the spirit of what both Harry and Niall said is the same. They are taking time off now to explore as individuals and would like to do more with 1D. They used different words but the spirit was the same. How on earth does that equal me not wanting 1D to continue together AT SOME POINT or me thinking that Harry or Niall doesn’t love 1D and their bandmates. I adore how close they are, how much love there is between them and how respectful they are to their fans. Not once have any of them given me a reason to doubt those things. I love them as individuals and as a group.

I don’t mind if people have a different point of view than me, but don’t put words in my mouth.  

anonymous asked:

Random headcanon of mine: I like to think that Jyushimatsu would be great at giving massages. With all the bat swinging and other things he does, he probably would have good advice on how to take care of sore muscles. Idk, I worked a 12 hour shift last Sunday and came home sore as hell and thought "you know I bet Jyushi could give me a good massage right now" lol

Man, Jyushi just loves doing anything to make his s/o feel happy and better, and if it’s a massage that does that, no doubt would this jellybean be willing to help you with that!

You’re absolutely right about his skills too. With baseball, to swimming, to wrestling with his brothers, Jyushi’s got quite the toned arms, and when it comes to kneading out those tense muscles, they are absolutely divine~

All you gotta do is tell his where to rub and he’ll be having you melting in his touch in no time! ((Wow, take that sentence however you like I did not mean for it to sound so dirty omg))

colorfulwatcher  asked:

39. Yugo and Edo

A man was talking to him, but the words might as well be static to Yugo. 

Rin hated him.  There was no other way of explaining it.  He had broken whatever Academia thing had her under control, but she had still attacked him like he was a stranger.

Maybe she had never wanted him to save her.  Maybe she had been glad someone had actually been able to help her escape the Commons.

“Kid!”  Yugo flinched at the shouting, finally looking at the man talking to him.  “Do you want to save your friend or not?  Answer me already!”

“Why does it matter?”  Yugo sighed.  “I came all this way just to fail.”

“Ugh, I don’t have time for this,”  The man grumbled, but instead or walking away, he began fumbling in a pocket of his, “Here, what color do you like better?”

Yugo blinked.  The man held out two pieces of candy, the quality kind he usually only got at Christmas or for his birthday if he scrounged up the money.

“Come on, take one!  It tastes good I swear, will help you focus too.”

Tentatively, Yugo popped the red one in his mouth.  He was right, it did taste good, not enough for him to forget the pain of losing to Rin, but enough to begin to process the rest of Fusion again.

“Who are you?”  He flushed as he suddenly remembered Rin telling him not to accept candy from strangers.

“My name is Edo Phoenix and I’m here to help you defeat Academia.  Things aren’t impossible as you think.  I promise.”

It had been totally unexpected finding another ally, but Yugo couldn’t help but perk up a bit at the development.

anonymous asked:

Hello, Harold! Can you tell us about your opinion/relationship with each family member? Thanks! <3

Well first of all I love both mom and dad above almost everything else on this earth. Honestly I feel very lucky that they were my parents while I grew up. 

Dad is really clever and he’s taught me a lot of things like that it’s okay to be sensitive even as a man. He’s also been a real role-model for me in terms of work ethic and I love spending time with him.

Mom can be a little overprotective, but she means well and she’s always made sure that I was comfortable and happy. She’s good to talk to even if I act more like dad does. Her cooking is also the best thing ever and when I taste it I can’t help but be happy.

Stanley is super cool. He’s always up for a good discussion and it’s kind of nice that he still calls me “son” like he did when I was little. He normally took care of me when dad and mom went out, but that was while I was still a kid. 

Justin and Timmy mean a lot to me. They’re my little bros and I just want them to be happy. Justin is doing what he dreams of and I fully support him and his dancing. I’m just happy Timmy is so happy with his new boyfriend. He really does deserve someone who makes him happy and who can take care of him. Tim is a lot more sensitive than a lot of people notice.

Hunter is the little baby, but I think he’s actually more mature now and he’s growing every day. It’s so exciting to see him grow up and I always go to his games when I’m home and have the time. I try to help him in any way I can, I’m his big brother and I want to be there for him even if I live far away. He doesn’t always have an easy time with his classes since he’s so busy with his sports. I’m a bit sad I can’t tutor him but luckily he has friends.

Originally posted by hob-e

8

There was an attempt

okay but imagine if wade made it into an mcu movie and removed the lower part of his mask so clint could understand like he does in the comics and tries fingerspelling something at some point and clint is like “sorry man i never learned sign language” and wade just is so confused and pulls out a hawkeye comic and rifles through it and just looks up like “those motherfuckers”

Go native or go home.

I’m in line at a popular discount retail store, with two people ahead of me. The women at the head of the line is clearly new to English, and while she has a thick accent and struggles, she does her best to speak to the cashier in English, even though he rolls his eyes and makes her repeat everything several times. Finally, she is able to leave. As soon as she’s out of earshot:

Cashier: “Ugh, they shouldn’t be allowed in our stores until they learn our language.”

The man ahead of me says several things in another language.

Cashier: “Oh, man, not another one. This is America. Learn the language.”

Customer: “Oh, I’m sorry. I just assumed you’d learned Cherokee, since you’re so big on people learning the local language. My mistake.”

The cashier turned bright red and didn’t say another word through the transaction.

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  • what he says:keep it, it suits you
  • what he means:this strong, handsome man has abandoned the only thing he ever knew and risked his life for me on multiple occasions, and now he's about to go back out there and do it again, you can be DAMN sure he's gonna look fine as hell while he does it fuck yeah everyone loOK AT MY BRAVE BIG DEAL BOYFRIEND ROCKING THE RESISTANCE PILOT LOOK YOU GO GET'EM

dean and cas being all gross and domestic and loved up

and dean (and cas but mostly dean) making stupid puns and jokes about the ridiculousness of their relationship

like one morning sam asks him how he wants his coffee and he says: “how I want my men; strong enough to raise me from the dead.”

and one day dean is refusing to do something for cas, like cleaning the dishes or fetching his book, and cas says: “you raise a man out of hell and he won’t ev-” “OKAY FINE IM GOING”

or their teenage daughter embarrasses herself and dean tells her: “everyone does stupid things in front of their crush, I stabbed mine in the chest.”

or someone asks them how they met and dean tells them: “I was going through a really hard time in my life, it was literally hell, and then I met him.”

and when strangers compliment cas, dean always says: “yeah, he’s an angel”.

I love those little moments in Hamilton when you realize just how talented the cast is

- “together we can turn the tide”
- Lafayette’s 6.3 words per second rap with a French accent while presumably doing choreography in Guns and Ships
- “this man will not make an orphan of my daughter” then “look him in the eye, aim no higher, summon all the courage you require, then count” how does someone show so many emotions in four lines with only their voice?
- the start of Your Obedient Servant when you can FEEL Burr’s rage
- “Alexander, did you know?”
- “I am the one thing in life I can control”
- Angelica’s “Eliza” in Take a Break, like it’s one word but seriously woah
- “just give him what he wants and you can have me” and “if you pay you can stay”
- “how they perceive you, you, you, you”
- the difference between every time Hamilton says “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory”

reasons to go for jumin’s route! (deep route!)

  • his calls are mostly about how he misses you!!
  • he just wants you to stay by his side
  • he thinks you’re cute when you’re on your phone!!
  • wants to shower you with so much love and affection!
  • things get a little r18 sometimes bUT YES PLS *screams*
  • he calls you “my love”, “my princess”, and “my angel.”
  • HE IS SCARED YOU MIGHT LEAVE HIM HE WILL SEND OUT WANTED ADS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR YOU
  • is jealous when you talk to someone else in the chatroom *idk man that is cute*
  • according to him, if you were a cat, he would have brought you home immediately
  • is worried that you won’t eat proper meals just because he isn’t there with you
  • WOULD WILLINGLY MAKE STRAWBERRY PANCAKES FOR YOU!!!
  • he loves Elizabeth 3rd as much as he loves you!!
  • IS ALWAYS SO EXCITED TO GO BACK HOME JUST BECAUSE YOU WILL GREET HIM THERE
  • he can’t imagine a life without you *CRIES*
  • was actually dying to kiss you the first time he saw you (AAAAAaaaAAaahH)
  • YOU SHOULD TAKE HIS ROUTE HE IS A BIT POSSESSIVE OVER YOU BUT HE IS TRYING HIS BEST NOT TO BE AND TRIES TO BE CASUAL ABOUT IT THE WHOLE RIDE OF EMOTIONS IS INSANE IT ACTUALLY BREAKS MY HEART THAT HE KEEPS HIS EMOTIONS TO HIMSELF BUT ONCE HE OPENS UP EVERYTHING JUST FEELS SO ETHEREAL MAN I LOVE JUMIN HAN
The scariest thing regarding that Florida story about the cops and the autistic man’s black caretaker who got shot several times in the leg, despite him (as the video shows) being perfectly peaceful and submissive:

*Charles Kinsey recounting his conversation with the police officer as he lay there bleeding*

“But…but…Why did you shoot me?”

*cop shrugs* “I don’t know.”

Dear God. Does anything else sum up how messed up America’s police culture is?