Honestly would love a headcannon list where reader gets migraines and how sincerely three deal with em when reader gets them
Okay, I’m gonna preface this by saying I don’t get
migraines super often (although I’ve gotten a couple recently, so…that’s been
fun). In other words, I have kind of limited experience with this. However, I
do have PCOS/what I’m guessing is some kind of chronic illness like
endometriosis or a thyroid problem, which make my periods utter hell and do
sometimes give me migraines (although like I said, I don’t get them on a very
regular basis). So basically I’m gonna have this be a reader with
migraines/miserable periods/implied chronic illness (? Sort of? You can
interpret it how you want, but that’s what I’m thinking of as I’m writing it
because projecting is so much fun, hahahahahaaaaaaa). I’m going to do it this
way because I feel like I have more to work with this way and I’ve been wanting
to write something like this for a while (and like I said…projecting. It’s
Oh, and speaking of projecting, a certain chubby meme boy
got (a very small portion of) my emetophobia. How nice.
So…I don’t know if this is exactly what you wanted,
anon, but hopefully you like this. :)
emetophobia trigger warning. nothing is described graphically, it’s just
mentioned that the reader gets sick.)
Sincerely Three x Reader with migraines/bad periods/chronic illness
Cass is a shameless mooch.
If there is something on her friends or family members’ plates that she likes the look of, she will reach over and take some of it.
Her favorite victims are usually Steph and Jason, because they are the only two Family members who seem to eat regular, actual meals. Dick and Babs are also favorite targets.
With Tim, she lets herself into his apartment, uses his credit card to order takeout, and then sits on him and makes him eat it with her.
Could you make a headcanon about the boys taking care of gardienne becaus she's sick or hurt, please?
Since I got a separated ask about her getting hurt I wrote only about her being sick :>
The moment he learns you’re sick he’s going to tell you how much of an idiot you are to fall sick in this or that way.
He’ll tag along saying that Ewelein made him take care of you and will make sure to complain a lot to play on your nerves but when she warns him that if he won’t stop annoying you then she’ll tell you the truth it was him who wanted to look after you, he ceases it.
If you’re feeling exceptionally awful he’ll crack jokes and if those won’t help he’ll shut up and do everything else he can to help.
seriously, he hates seeing you suffer, be it something serious or just a cold.
Expect a lot of nice tea with shitloads of honey in it and him telling you to get well quicker or his favourite sweet will be wasted for nothing
Stays far away from you most of the time in order to not get sick himself and snaps at you every time you dare to sneeze or cough his way (ten apologises thousand times for making you upset and explains himself, he really doesn’t want Ewe to tell you he’s in fact worried lol)
He switches mommy-mode on immediately
You have to go to bed and rest and he’s going to check on you/send someone to check on you every ten minutes so don’t you dare play him or you’re dead
He’ll slip the info to Eweleïn and after she’s examined you he’ll ask what meds and so you have to take to be okay and will pretty much come to you all the time to make sure you are doing as Ewe told you
He’ll also make sure you won’t be allowed to go to any missions and he’ll hang around on his free time to give you some company and just take care of you because he’s just worried ok
Will bring you whatever you ask for, will make sure you are comfortable and so, like the true mommy he is
Most certainly will get sick afterwards with what you had cause he didn’t remember to keep his distance and got too close
“You’re not going to any mission or to exercise, right?”
He’s kinda worried and will ask you whether you went to Ewe. If you didn’t, he’ll drag you to her.
Won’t really know what else to do than maybe ask you if you need anything (and if you do he’d bring you that)
if you ask him to stay or come to you in free time and all he will, otherwise won’t because he doesn’t want to bother you
Will be sent by Eweleïn to check up on you anyway (because she knows you kinda like him) and will stay for a little longer at such times before going to her to tell her how you’re feeling
okay but imagine goat succeeds in getting a peaceful world for ghouls and Ayato, who never really had experience with other things except fighting is not sure what to do
But one day he looks at an aquarium and remembers he likes tropical fish and he like. knows what he wants to do
He goes to Kamii and learns marine biology, and he handles fish and in the end works for some bigshot marine world with the big fish like sharks and other cool but dangerous species. He barely handles humans, all of goat supports him and he sometimes even gets to go on adventures under the sea and discover new fish. Ayato is very happy
This has been in my inbox for long enough, let’s do this
Okay so Theo is a Ravenclaw, like her mama, she likes ballet but fucking Hogwarts doesn’t offer ballet so she carries on by herself and dances around her dormitory when no one else is around
Also Theo has a calico cat, her name is Mildred because Aaron named her and she wouldn’t answer to anything else
Philip is a good Hufflepuff boy, he wears big sweaters and also he’s hopeless with plants, he keeps accidentally killing them, someone stop him
Pip and Theo are both on their House quidditch teams, Theo’s a Chaser and Pip is a Keeper, they’re good friends but Pip swears she throws Quaffles right at his head on purpose
They’re besties with this stupid mutual pining thing going on, their friends are so annoyed, when will they kiss
One year Ravenclaw beats Gryffindor’s ass at a Quidditch match and Theo just flings her arms around Pip and gives him a smooch and he is dying but also so so happy
They’re unbearable after they’re together, they’re always huddled up together under Pip’s cloak with their books and making out and shit
Pip writes to his parents and tells them all about this super wonderful girlfriend of his, Alex is a little dismayed because he and Aaron were in Slytherin together but it’s chill, it’s chill, Theo’s cool
I’M LIVING because I always had a headcanon that Erik
stole a gold - encrusted teapot from the manager’s office and uses it to
serve teato Nadir or Christine . and then ANDY SENDS ME THIS SHOT from a deleted scene from 2004 and now it’s canon ?? … Erik fucking stows it with the rest of his cluttery array to make it
look like it’s some foreign trinket and it’s really just the teapot he
stole. AT LEAST I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S A TEAPOT but it is in my canon so we good.
(Revised) adult height headcanons, from shortest to tallest
Tweek: 5'6" but will kick your ass
Kenny: 5'7" and doesn’t care that much
Stan & Clyde: 5'9"
Craig: 6'2" and pissed as hell cause he used to be the tallest
Why do you think shinsou has such extreme dark circles?? Do you have a headcannon for that lol
YES! I have a good little headcanon for that!
I had this idea in my head that maybe Shinsou’s dad ( If it’s not Aizawa.. ) has some kind of ‘’No sleep’’ quirk. A quirk that allows him to stay awake.. Basicaly forever. ( How useful ) And since children often inherit of their parents quirks, Hitoshi didn’t get his father’s quirk but inherited of a capacity to stay awake longer? Or that he doesn’t need as much sleep as a normal person. So the dark circles come from there.
Things that totally happened in the early days of the 5 year mission due to Jim and Spock sharing a bathroom:
Jim finding the water warm when opening the tap of the sink to brush his teeth and muttering, with sentiment: “who the hell brushes their teeth with hot water?” One day, he hears Spock answer from his quarters “I the hell do, sir.”
Bones having to treat severe burns once because Jim took a shower after Spock had and didn’t check the temperature. Spock always resets it to Jim’s preferred temperature from then on.
Jim accidentally getting out of the bathroom through Spock’s door after a shower, half naked, dripping and flushed and walking in on Spock meditating. Spock cannot focus on meditation for the next two days.
Spock being able to hear whenever Jim is sick, joining him quietly in the bathroom without saying a word, holding his forehead up, helping him clean and undress and tucking him into bed
Jim never turning on the light when he uses the bathroom in the middle of the night so he doesn’t wake Spock. Most of the times, he hits his head on the cupboard over the sink and swears under his breath, then he can hear the smile in Spock’s voice as he asks “are you alright, captain?” from his quarters. He still never turns on the light.
Spock also never turns on the light, but because he’s much more coordinated Jim will never know.
Jim stealing Spock’s make-up because honestly he has the best stuff out of the whole crew
Spock noticing how long Jim takes to get ready in the morning, especially if he has some important diplomat to meet and wears the dress uniform, so he teaches Jim tips and tricks to do his make-up faster and better
sharing the mirror to shave or do their make-up if they have to get ready quickly because it’s logical
Jim giving himself razor cuts all. the. time. because he gets distracted watching Spock
Spock actually, truly bursting out laughing when one day Jim walks into the bathroom with a pillow crease tattooed across his face and being torn between yelling “dammit, Spock, it’s not funny!” and being too in love for words
basically just slipping in love so so easily over how comfortable and intimate and married they were with each other years before they actually married
Yeah, I said it, the thing that so many people in this fandom are not happy to admit. Joseph is not a bad person, not by a long shot. Hell, there are far more issues with Robert than there are with Joseph - the only real moral difference between the two is that Robert gets a happy ending, and Joseph does not. That is literally it.
“But Joseph cheated-” Yes, yes he did. Joseph cheated on Mary with Robert, and he cheats on Mary with the MC. However, there is clearly a lot more to the Joseph/Robert story than we know, so there’s nothing that we can glean from it other than speculation. Somehow, a lot of people like to speculate that Joseph is the bad person because…Robert said so? Why on Earth would we believe one person? Even Mary doesn’t say her husband is a bad man, and she has every right to do so as his wife. Robert is not reliable. Then, when Joseph cheats on Mary with the MC, the two of them are actively about to get a divorce.
That’s it. Those three things, the two instances of cheating and Robert saying that Joseph isn’t a good person is literally all we have to say that Joseph is a bad person. That is it. The cult ending is still not in the game, and literally everything else is entirely speculation. There is no other evidence saying Joseph is a bad person.
“He lost track of his kids-” At a park, in the morning, in a safe neighborhood. Yeah sure it’s a little squiffy, but if we’re going to get on Joseph’s case for that then we should also be yelling at Mary for not only losing track of Crish, but completely disregarding her husband’s concern for the toddler.
Joseph actively gets upset if you lie on his route, Joseph actively tries his best to make sure that his youth party goes well, that his children are happy. He encourages his children’s weird behaviors and appears to have a good understanding of his autistic son as well. He spends time to create a man cave for him and the MC to relax and joke in, he supports Damien and all the other dads despite their gender and sexual alignment. He actively tries to help Hugo with Ernest and doesn’t lose his temper at the clearly troubled kid. There is so much good to this man, and this fandom is reducing him to an abusive manipulator based on no evidence other than “Robert said so”. The devs themselves have said before that you can’t take everything in this game at face value, and Robert is friends with Mary. I go into this more on another one of my posts, but Robert only ever sees Mary upset, so he only ever hears that Joseph is at fault. Is it so hard to imagine that maybe Robert is over reacting because he’s being over defensive of his friend? Is it really?
And as for Mary - again, Mary never says her husband is a bad man and, honestly, she’s more at fault for the shitty place their marriage is in than Joseph. That might be a touchy subject for some, but I’m serious. Mary goes out drinking most nights, she flirts with almost every man she meets, staying out until God knows when having ‘fun’ with Robert. Neil and Robert may insist that she isn’t cheating, but uh, flirting is still cheating. It is still 100% cheating on your partner to go out and flirt endlessly with another person. It is not okay, and will never be okay. She also lowkey makes fun of his religion, is obviously super flippant about caring for her children (she let her kids watch an R rated movie, and didn’t seem to care one lick about Crish), and is incredibly passive aggressive. Hell, at some points in the game, she is just aggressive towards the MC and Robert has to tell her to back off.
Mary is not a bad person, nor is Robert, but that’s kind of my point. None of these people are bad people, but somehow this fandom has turned Mary and Robert into pure cinnamon rolls and Joseph into a literal demon because…I don’t know. I really don’t know. There’s even a comic going around that keeps getting reblogged with tags like “yeah, fuck Joseph!” “Joseph is so cruel to Mary” “I wish Robert and Mary would get together and leave Joseph”. These tags are incredibly upsetting because of how short minded these people are. The comic has Mary coming home late at night with Robert practically shouting a song at the top of their lungs. People somehow see this as harmless fun and Joseph is totally just ruining it by being a bad husband…But seriously?
First of all, walking around incredibly drunk and screaming songs in the middle of the night is public indecency and you could have the cops called on you for disturbing the peace. Would you be happy if your drunk neighbor woke you up at night? What if you had a baby, like Craig?
And, secondly…How on Earth is Joseph the bad one in the situation for ‘stopping their fun’? Humor me for just a second if you’re having trouble understanding me. For just one second, imagine Mary is a man. We’ll say his name is Marty. Marty has a wife named Josephine. Marty goes out most nights to get incredibly drunk with his female friend, Robin. Josephine knows and has seen how Marty gets when he’s drunk, she knows how Marty flirts with the girls at the bar, sitting next to them, wrapping his arm around them, getting them to buy him drinks with a wink and a smile. Josephine has to put the four kids to bed each night - the autistic one, the hyper ones, and the toddler. Josephine waits up for her husband to come home, nervous for her safety, and nervous that…What if tonight was the night she brought another woman home? Or, came back in the morning smelling of another woman’s perfume? Then, she hears the tell tale singing of Marty and Robin on the way home, followed shortly after by the Crish’s cry and a light across the street turning on…
Does any of that sound even remotely okay? Could you imagine if the situation where truly reversed like that, with a husband getting hopelessly drunk most nights, flirting with women, and coming home late? Do you still think that he is totally at fault for being angry that his wife came home drunk? Honestly, there is no difference between the people telling Joseph to go fuck himself for ruining his wife’s ‘fun’ and the men I’ve seen my father hang around with joking about how my own mother was his ‘ball and chain’ for the exact same reason. There is a good reason my mom and dad are not together anymore.
Mary is clearly an alcoholic. Even if she’s not an angry drunk, I’ve known plenty of people and read plenty of stories of children who were raised with drunk parents. You usually only hear about the father, so again if you’re having trouble understanding why Mary’s alcoholism is an issue then imagine she’s Marty. Imagine Marty as a father who is constantly drunk or with a drink in hand, a father who accidentally lets you watch movies that you know you shouldn’t watch, a father who just waves you away and ignores you, a father who disappears every night…Why is mommy the only one home at night? Why are they fighting? Is it your fault?
That got a little heavy, but at this point I just want this to stop. I am so tired of going into the Joseph tag and finding nothing but hate post after hate post after hate post. I am so tired of seeing posts blaming Joseph for Mary’s alcoholism and Robert’s…Issues when we all know damn well that can’t possibly be the reason. Robert was a terrible person in his past and he’s upset about it, and we really don’t know what’s going on with Mary. We don’t, sans speculation. End of story. There is no way we can reliably blame Joseph for everything, and it’s even getting to the point where the anti-Joseph posts are actually becoming abusive to Joseph using Mary AND Robert as the assailants.
tl;dr: Joseph is not a bad man, Mary and Robert are not flawless, the way Mary acts is seriously problematic, and some of stuff you guys are posting is actually kinda hurtful. Can we reel a back a little?
I live for the day when one of the boy squad completely
accidentally indirectly implies that Isak was more into Even than Even was into
Isak at first. And Even is like… what the
fuck? Ya’ll I literally pined after him for months before he even looked at
me? I followed him to the bathroom? I orchestrated and entire Romeo and
Juliet scene in order to get him to kiss me? What is this bullshit?! I am the original
obsessive boyfriend all of you can go fuck yourselves. “Isak was more obsessed.”
Kiss my Isak-trash ass.