tumblr is so fucking stupid. you can’t even have a harmless opinion like “hitler had some good ideas” or “maybe men are just naturally better at most things than women” or “whites are the superior race” without getting executed for it. “progressive community” my ass

The signs and why you should hate them
  • Aries:Superior complex, arrogant, gets fired up about every little thing, challenges and wants to one-up everybody, acts like they're tough when all they do is cry at night
  • Taurus:Stubborn, doesn't change their minds eve when they know they're wrong, acts like the world is ending whenever they're a little sick, shallow, materialistic, uses everyone, jealous, lazy and expects you to do everything because no one matters but them
  • Gemini:Two faced, fake, acts like your friend only to make fun of you to their real friends, fucks you over just to have something to laugh about, acts like they know everything, makes up lies to prove their points, tries to debate everyone even though they play the devils advocate and have identity issues.
  • Cancer:Moody as hell, must walk on eggshells with them or they'll cry in their bed at night, pessimistic, they could nag the paint off the walls, clingy, paranoid as shit, needs constant reassurance because their self esteem does not exist..
  • Leo:Conceited, acting like they're the shit, whines about fucking everything, sore losers, refuse to do anything at all because it might hurt their inflated ego, possessive, acts like they think they're pretty but in reality they're jealous of all of their friends and wish they could be them
  • Virgo:Psycho, makes everything seem more complicated than it actually is, throws hissy fits like a child all the time, criticize others but can't take advice because they see it as an insult, expects everything to be perfect, never pleased because of their need for perfection, judgmental as fuck.
  • Libra:Superficial twats, they think they're charming so they lie and tell people what they want to hear because that's all they know how to do, unreliable because they lie so much, conceited and always looking in the mirror, lazy, cant make up their mind, boring as hell - physically and personality-wise but thinks they look like a fucking god.
  • Scorpio:Jealous of everyone they ever come in contact with, resentful, will probably sleep with their best friends significant other to feel better about themselves, manipulative, they have anger issues so they always want revenge, hides their emotions because behind closed doors they're always crying, too black and white about everything, fucking insane and belongs in a mental hospital, acts sexual but never gets laid because they're boring
  • Sagittarius:Careless about everyone and everything... except themselves, immature, feels bad about themselves so they make fun of everyone and call it being "straightforward", if you don't do things their way they tell you you're wrong, likes to control people, acts like they want to help people but in reality they want to bring everyone down to their level
  • Capricorn:Nervous about everything, acts like everything is okay when they are falling apart on the inside, they are so stubborn and think they're perfect so they will never change their views, wants everyone dead all the time, easily hurt over the tiniest things, bad attitudes, moody, all they care about is what they look like to other people
  • Aquarius:Unpredictable tempers, likes to freak out over stupid shit, god complex, they literally think of themselves as gods but really they are spoiled little children, they don't know how to shut up and listen, they think they're smart so they always offer advice, they can't keep a relationship because they're the most unromantic detached emotionless twats you'll ever come across, they got literally nothing going for them which is why they always get rejected
  • Pisces:Cry babies, pretending to be innocent while getting everyone else into deep shit, a backstabber, flakey, if you ask them to do one little thing it'll take them 3 years to do it, they're all drug addicts and alcoholics, they're lazy and oversensitive (they're probably crying while reading this right now), if theres a speck of responsibility strolling their way they will avoid it at all costs, only does nice things for people so they can get something in return, has anger issues, cries nonstop, distant in every relationship they have, loves their exes more than their current boyfriends, they will fight for human rights but spit in a persons face, they like to escape reality and have the rest of us deal with it because they're weak cowards.