Give me a Dark God Ryan, God of Death and the Underworld. The protector of those who died too soon and kind guardian to the kids whose time was cut short. A shoulder to lean on for those who worry about the ones they left behind. A gentle hand, a soft word for those who found no peace in life, open arms for those who lived a full life and are ready to rest. Who reserves his wrath for the most despicable people to enter his realm.

Give me a Dark God Ryan who knows and hates his reputation as a cruel and uncaring god, but doesn’t really know how to fix it, and sometimes even uses it to keep the other gods from interfering with his realm. He rarely speaks because the words get tangled in his mouth and he can’t make them come out right.

I want a Dark God Ryan who has a massive bull named Edgar who guards the way into the Underworld. Give me a Dark God Ryan who loves to find out how things work and has a workshop cluttered with books and half finished projects. His underlings know he can be bribed with cakes and cookies. I want him to be a sucker for romance, and he’ll let a grief stricken but determined person walk out with their lover with ridiculously easy stipulations. 

Me: I should study.

Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!

Me: What! Where?

Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.

Me: But I need to-

Brain: Silence.

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From Shirow Miwa’s Twitter

Gap moe: When a character deviates and completely contradicts their usual/expected habits/personality/character/appearance. (Yang’s entire line with this sucked to translate lol)

Venus in the 🏡

Venus in the 1st house :  Everything that appears in the first house is obvious to everyone. With Venus in rising, you are warm, sociable and beautiful, a quality that you also admire in others.

 Venus in the 2nd house : You have heard somewhere that love cannot be bought. But you can’t believe it. Money and things you can buy are important to you. Fortunately, you tend to earn money easily.

 Venus in the 3rd house : You like to chat, travel and collect information. Lover of literature, you express yourself eloquently, and your verbal skills attract others. You also have good interaction with your brothers and sisters. A good position for a writer or a speaker.

 Venus in the 4th house :  In the absence of other factors, this happy placement brings a happy childhood, a close relationship with your mother, a talent for decoration and a beautiful home.

 Venus in the 5th house : You attract love, you react to the arts in a profound way, and you are wonderful with children. It is a pleasure to take advantage of your company: you react positively to people and you make the most of life. You will never lack love.

 Venus in the 6th house : Work is essential to your happiness, as well as love. When one prospers, the same goes for the other. You meet potential candidates through your work, which also allows you to make friends and inspire affection. A job that allows you to realize yourself brings happiness, improves your health and makes you more attractive.

 Venus in the 7th house : Affectionate, kind and willing to compromise, you are the happiest of humans when you are married. This position brings an attractive selection of potential partners, and the ability to create an affectionate relationship. Business associations are also beneficial.

 Venus in the 8th house : Admit it, you are seducer, manipulative, obsessive, passionate, and generally under the domination of a storm unleashed of feelings. Your love life is probably a labyrinth of complications. Money tends to come to you, often through marriage or inheritance.

 Venus in the 9th house : Love enters your life by anything that expands your horizons, especially through travel, teaching, law and publishing, all of which are areas that suit you well.

 Venus in the 10th house : Your career, ideally in the arts, matters a lot to you. People you meet through your work, including friends and partners, feel immediately attracted to you.

 Venus in the 11th house : Open minded, affectionate and willing to cooperate, you make sure people feel at ease. You are the center of your social circle, a natural leader, and devoted. You easily attract both friends and partners.

Venus in the 12th house : Very attentively listening to the feelings of others, you are a sensitive person who needs intimacy and tends to love the secret.