THEY WERE SECRETLY MARRIED

Okay...

So I had a dream that Renji and Rukia were secretly married and they didn’t want anyone to know. In my dream I was looking down on a panel and they were at the back of the captains meetings

Rukia: why should I do that (something along those lines…

Renji: because I am your hu….I mean…*looks around like ‘crap’* (I dont remember what the rest said)

I was like oh! I have to put this up on tumblr but then I had to analyze it because for some reason the hu turned into the ho…lol

Then I thought about Ichigo being married to orihime…then my dream turned into a bible camp in NY

Well that escalated quickly.

anonymous asked:

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IT'S SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY ON AUGUST 3 AKA ME AKA IT'S MY 21ST BIRTHDAY AKA CAN YOU UPDATE SOMETHING HAHAHA PLEEEEAAASE I LOVE YOU :( Copy pasting something I sent you on ff.nt "STILL WAITING FOR THE CARENZO AND JACK+CAROLINE ONE-SHOTS IN AND MAYBE TOGETHER YOU AND ME WILL FIND IT AHHHHHH" Xoxo, Jyl

Waaah sorry I didn’t see this until today!

Belated happy birthday, Jyl! You are one of the nicest, kindest, most supportive people I have met through KC and I wish you all the happiness and love in the world. :)

P.S. I am scrambling to write a Klarolenzo oneshot for you right now.

Klaroline!Paradise AU: We were secretly married ten years ago but your father hated me for being poor so he got us divorced. Now I’m a powerful industrialist bent on taking over your old man’s company and you’re the interim CEO trying to keept it afloat. (And we get the shock of our lives when it’s discovered that the lawyer your dad hired to handle our split is a fraud who never filed our divorce papers.)