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i finally gif’d my fave scene in all of osomatsu-kun history, it comes from ep. 17 of the 1988 run 

basically what happens is Iyami tries to threaten Hatabou by crushing him with a boulder and Hatabou, with his titanium balls doesn’t waver and the child accepts death over caving into Iyami. At the last minute Iyami saves the 5 or so year old he’s trying to goddamn kill and and i shit you not he starts to cry, says something abut ‘jesus’ and then recites prayers

Iyami tries to kill a child and then finds god in this scene, it’s art in its highest form i s2g

i mean in the very next scene its shown Iyami has learnt absolutely nothing and continues to be mean to Hatabou but still 

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“It’s a love hate-relationship between Charles and Erik. I love him but hate his methods and ideas. The fact that he’s always wanting to kill the humans and going on about the same old shit drives Charles crazy. But when it comes down to it, he doesn’t want to hurt him or mind-control him or anything like that. Charles really just loves the guy and wants him on his side.” - James McAvoy

tell u what lads you know shit is real when you watching old smiths performances and ur homeboy johnny starts dancing n u know the shit is really fcukggin real when johnny gets rid of the guitar to mcfuckgin lose it .thats when u know that the shit is really real

anonymous asked:

hey do u have any advice for getting into Star Trek? I accidentally started shipping spirk and I don't know where to go from here lmao

hOO BOY

tbh i’d recommend going in this order (or u can flip it so tos is first but i mean i got into it through aos bc tos can b…… Dry if you’re not into the characters already)

  1. star trek 09
  2. star trek: into darkness star trek: beyond (you can skip stid bc it basically got retconned and it’s really fucking awful but if you want to suffer there’s some Excellent spirk pain in there)
  3. listen i’ve been into trek since i was like 10 and i still haven’t watched all of tos bc the eps are really long and old as shit. but ! here’s some of the best ones with the most importance imo. because with tos you don’t have to go in chronological order like. at all. so feel free to skip ones that you don’t like.
  4. the conscience of the king (s1e13) not much spirk but incredibly important kirk backstory
  5. shore leave (s1e15) god…. God. it ain’t straight
  6. the city on the edge of forever. (s1e28) there’s time travel and drama and some of the gayest lines ur gonna find in tos. you can follow up with s1e29, operation: annihilate! to complete the full circle (i.e. kirk says “let me help” is equivalent to i love you to him and in the literal next ep spock says “captain, let me help”) but it’s not necessary.
  7. amok time. (s2e1) biggest one for spirk lmao like it’s what started ppl way back in the 60s shipping it. it’s incredibly gay.
  8. mirror, mirror (s2e4) there’s not much spirk but it’s literally the best au in all of star trek and spock has a goatee. also spawned a lot of fics
  9. turnabout intruder (s3e24) they literally hold hands that’s all i have to say about this
  10. and then movies that take place after their five year mission
  11. star trek: the motion picture
  12. the wrath of khan
  13. the search for spock
  14. voyage home
  15. the final frontier
  16. undiscovered country

and that’s about all the important stuff tbh??? and then of course there’s the rest of tos if you want to watch it. and if you really like the series there’s the next generation, deep space nine, voyager, and enterprise. but those don’t include kirk, spock, or the rest of the original crew.

WHATEVER U DECIDE THOUGH just have fun w/it and watch what you feel you need to tbh? because like i said tos really doesn’t have to go chronologically so you don’t miss anything by skipping

i’d start with amok time for tos episodes bc it’s. boy.

dharyism  asked:

I have a silly thought, do you think that the leaving stunt is being pushed so hard, and constantly mention because they know that Zayn's followers are going to buy every magazine and dissect it. So they are reiterating that he left on his own accord, and kinda forcefully pushing down the notion that there was any behind the scenes disagreements? I just wanted to ask, because it weird to keep mentioning the same thing over and over. It's been over a year, and this is directed at this fandom.

I don’t think it’s for the fandom. His team (FAE/1DHQ) have proven they give NO SHITS about this fandom. Hence they pull this shit, variations of the same old shit, over and over.

I think they want any new fan (presuming there ARE any new fans) who don’t know anything about solo Zayn, to know he “quit” 1D and is singing non-1D (pop) music because he is now “free”. And he’s so grateful to his “gf” Gigi, without whom he’s incompetent (much like the variation of this same bullshit narrative being pushed with Sham where Liam was incapable of “going solo” without Cheryl).

They also don’t have anything new to talk about. It’s the same old shit from Fader that’s carried through to Beats 1/Paper/Interview/Elle UK/Vogue.

Of course, it name drops the same topics: weed/sex/Gigi/freedom from 1D/1D not being the music he wanted to sing, which results in more and more articles in the garbage press about these same topics. I’ve been bored with solo Zayn for a while. I appreciate the music and the photoshoots, bu NOT the promo of haute couture, the PR strolling/papping with Gigi, and the LACK of performances.

erotophonophilia  asked:

Hey Brote, I'm 26 years old and I literally just shit myself. I thought it was a fart, I pushed, and my asshole shot! Is it possible for me to fall any lower than I am? I even got some shit on my Mom's little rug thing in the bathroom.

waiting until you’re 26 to shit your mom’s rug

you’re hopeless, dude

anonymous asked:

i deadass miss old abel. like fucking miss it. his lyrics were on point and shit. I pray to god he goes back to his dark vibe man. :// but i hope ur having a good day/night! XO!

I agree with you. it would be nice to get less pop music. I’ve been wishing for that. hopefully we get what we’re wishing for (:

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