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anonymous asked:

when dan split th egg using th shell i wanted 2 cry cuz it's so much easier 2 jus put it thru ur fingers.. dramatic ass bish jus wants me 2 suffer istg

noah fence but who puts raw egg thru their fingers.. dans sausage hands are too big for that anyway

markhyuck!domestic au

bc markhyuck living together makes me vvv emo


-they probably live in an apartment

-they moved in together after college these dORKS

-hyuck probably had to drag mark to every apartment to scope the place out

-mark only went bc hyuck promised he’d buy him food lmfao

-”hyuck this apartment looks fine”

-”hm…. the wallpaper’s ugly let’s leave”

-”OH MY GOD”

-so after 47 fucking years, they finally found one they liked

-it wasnt big but it wasnt too small either

-it felt home-y and they both really liked the vibe of it

-they have two rooms for sleeping and stuff but they just share a bed bc like

-how else is hyuck gonna wake mark up at 4 am to show him a dank meme

-hyuck’s the type to stay up really late so mark usually just falls asleep without him

-so basically hyuck’s a night person whereas mark’s a morning one

-it’ll be 2 am and mark’ll be asleep on his side of the bed (the side closer to the door lmao hyuck’s not about that life)

-so hyuck was on his phone scrolling through tumblr and he had his earbuds in so he couldnt hear anything

-he had his phone on like, the lowest brightness setting bc he didnt wanna wake his lil baby mark up omg

-he was hunched over, sitting upwards and suddenly he felt mark slowly pull him backwards

-hyuck was like “wTF omg” but he realized it was just mark and calmed down lmao

-so mark pulled hyuck back until he was laying down with him

-and took hyuck’s phone and closed it, tossing it on their bedside table

-mark pulled hyuck’s head to his chest and mumbled something about “go the fuck to sleep” in his hair

-mark probably makes coffee for hyuck in the morning omg

-that or mark goes to starbucks while hyuck’s still asleep to get hyuck’s favourite drink from there

-sometimes, for some reason, hyuck will be up earlier than usual and see that mark’s gone

-so he’ll panic a lil and check their kitchen to see if mark’s there

-bUT HE’S NOT SO HE CALLS MARK IMMEDIATELY

-his voice is still raspy and deep bc he just woke up and mark’s like blushing in the middle of starbucks calm urself mark lee smh

-”MARK LEE WHERE ARE YOU WHY IS IT SO LOUD ARE YOU AT A CLUB WITHOUT ME”

-”hyuck it’s 7am no clubs are open atm”

-”OH SO YOU FOUND A NEW MORNING CLUB HUH”

-”omg im at starbucks getting coffee you fuckin nut im hanging up”

-mark probably arrives back home and sees hyuck asleep on the couch with an episode of some kdrama on

-mark screeches and almost drops the coffee bc fuK THAT’S THE NEWEST EPISODE AND HE’S GETTING SPOILED

-hyuck bolts up and screams with him

-”LEE DONGHYUCK”

-”LEE MINHYUNG”

-”omg i told you not to call me by my korean name!!!”

-”omg i told you not to fuCKING PTERODACTYL SCREECH WHILE IM SLEEPING”

-they watch kdramas together lmfao

-sometimes mark likes to FORCE hyuck to sleep early with him

-like, he knows he wont be able to but he tries

-mark tries to help by talking to him!!

-sometimes it’s like, serious but most of the time not lmao

-”yo… when we get married we’ll still have the same last name……”

-”stfu mark omg”

-”when we get a kid can i name it pablo”

-”… mark why…….”

-”kanye yo”

-”literally go fuck yourself oh my god we’re not naming our kid pablo”

-they go grocery shopping together like a bunch of parents omg

-mark keeps hyuck in check lmao

-like hear me out, like i said in my markhyuck couple au thing, hyuck grabs extremely useless things oh my god

-HE’S THE COUPON MOM

-except he doesnt use coupons lmfao

-if he sees something on sale, he’ll buy 50 of them

-even if it’s like, cans of tuna (he hates tuna)

-”hyuck stop grabbing so many boxes of cookies, like, we can get 2″

-they end up grabbing 27 of them anyway

-mark doesnt stand a chance against hyuck’s puppy eyes ok

-they sing really loudly and obnoxiously in the car

-mark always drives lmao hyuck hates driving

-THEY HAVE A DOG!! 

-and a million other dogs and cats

-mark doesnt have the heart to leave strays on the street so he picks them up and takes em home

-they have like 3 dogs and 2 cats istg

-the empty bedroom that they dont use is for the pets

-hyuck gets ‘mad’ but he ends up loving the animals the most

-mark really likes taking pictures of hyuck omg

-he has like a fucking album in his phone made especially for pictures of hyuck

-theyre both terrified of the dark so they have a system omg

-when they close the living room lights, mark has his flashlight out from his phone and hyuck has one hand on the lightswitch

-hyuck like counts down from 3 and closes the lights and bolts to their room with mark im laughing

-their pets sleep in their room omg 

-they probably have a candy drawer in their room im

-they order ramen from this one place so often, they have their details down so all they have to do is call and tell them their order and nothing else omg

-they dont interact with their neighbours at all

-THEYRE KINDA LIKE DAN AND PHIL (ive said this before bUT)

-i can just picture those rare days where they both wake up together

-and hyuck’s just sitting on the kitchen counter and he’s rubbing the sleepiness out of his eyes

-and mark’s just holding a cup of coffee, staring at hyuck and all he can think about is how beautiful hyuck is and how fucking lucky he is

-he’s like grinning into his cup and hyuck notices so he’s like

-”wtf do you want u lil shit”

-”nothing, nothing” -mark, still grinning lmfao

-so hyuck’s just like ”c’mere you fuck”

-and mark goes over sluggishly and hyuck just pecks his lips and i jUST IM

-ok so like i said earlier they watch kdramas together right

-and the latest mark can stay up is like 1 and then he fucking dies after lmfao

-so it’s like 1:30 and mark’s dozing off but he’s trying sO HARD TO STAY AWAKE

-but he ends up falling asleep

-and hyuck doesnt even fucking notice he’s too busy seeing who the hell the girl ends up with

-but then he feels mark’s head fall on his shoulder and he’s ready to shake this bitch awake lmfAO

-he doesnt have the heart to 

-whenever mark falls asleep, he has this expression that makes him look like a kicked puppy

-so hyuck just turns off the tv and lays mark down carefully

-he trudges to their bedroom to grab their huge ass blanket and a pillow and basically sets up everything on the couch lmao

-he then proceeds to wrap himself in a burrito of mark and he falls asleep like that

-in the morning mark wakes up and is like “wtf why am i here whY IS OUR BEDROOM SUDDENLY IN THE LIVING ROOM AND OMG WHO DID HYEMI END UP WITH”

-hyuck’s all grumpy and shit bc mark woke him up oh my goddd

-”hyemi ended up with the guy we hated dude omg…. let me sleep you fuckin douchebag…”

-”WHY ARENT WE IN OUR BEDROOM”

-”i can barely carry my eyebags around do you think i can carry you smh”

-”omg and you stAYED WITH ME INSTEAD OF SLEEPING IN OUR BED AWH”

-”ok listen here u lil shit you knOW i cant fucking sleep without you”

-THE DREAM TEAM PROBABLY VISITS THEM A SHIT TON

-this is getting too long i gotta end iT BYE

I just dragged three of my friends to watch Shingeki no Kyojin and one best friend to read the manga.

I am now being sent messages about me being the absolute worse human from them and I legit caNNOT BREATHE. IM LAUGHING SO HARD GAHD.

  I’M THE BEST GODDAMN FRIEND THEY CAN EVERH AVE

anonymous asked:

Omygod How does it feel like to have Neptune and Uranus in 6th House?!?! I have them too!!! Even conjunct. Girl!!! I have to say I get distracted. A LOT. I can barely stick to routines. Like I feel I always need something new. I cant even imagine being stuck in a cubicle for 8 hours!!! Although I managed for 2 months. But istg, not doing it again for work.

IT FEELS WEIRD LMAO

I can’t stick to routines either, at all. I get random urges to do things and I’m sometimes on-edge. My Neptune in the 6th House is chilling out a lot of the time but then my Uranus in the 6th House comes OUT OF NO WHERE and is like “HEY, you should randomly do this thing!” And I do. LOL I never have solid schedules. I can’t predict or plan ahead how my day will go; other people are able to construct well-developed plans for the day and stuff, and I just can’t do that at all, because my mind changes. Neptune in the 6th makes me a bit lazy when it comes to homework too lmao, I do my work at the last minute but I somehow get good grades in class. It’s just crazy to have those two energies in the 6th House, you understand. :^)