THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

A few last thoughts

Ok so as we know the vampire diaries is ending soon. When the show first aired I was 16 and haven’t stopped watching it. (Please don’t do the math I know I’m old.) Ok so here are a few last thoughts as I’ve watched and rewatched this showier the years:

-When I was younger I was delena fucking trash but when I rewatched it I realize that stelena for fucking ever?¿
-Stefan is the best character on this show and I’m just realizing this now
-Elena even asleep literally causes catastrophic danger for everyone around her
-Nina deserves an award for playing Elena and Katherine. I can tell just by looking at a picture of she’s Elena or Katherine in the shot like when will your fave?
-I loooove klaus I mean who doesn’t but kai and Katherine motherfucking Pierce are the best villains this show has ever seen PERIOD
-ok so as of recently like Damon and Bonnie’s friendship makes me legit cry. Like I know there are two episodes left but CAN WE ALL SHIP BAMON?!?!
-steroline is a lie your life is a lie YOU KNOW SHES SUPPOSED TO BE WITH KLAUS YOU IDIOTS
-I’ve never cared about Tyler
-Alarics death made me cry the most and he walked back like it was fucking nothing
-matts fucking annoying this season but damn he’s always been the hottest piece of ass
-bring back Jeremy
-if Julie pelec kills Stefan in this finale I swear to GOD ABOVE I WILL WRITE HER A VERY ANGRY ESSAY ON WHY I HATE HER
-Jesus christ I’m gonna miss this show so much a part of me has been broken off. Like will i be more upset that this show ends or pll
-vampire diaries I love you with all my heart thanks for the memories

Day 7: Domestic/ dance, art & music

Lance woke to the smell of pancakes, he blinked his eyes open and had to smile, Keith was laying next to him in the bed, snuggled up against Lance’s chest calm and steady breaths leaving his slightly parted lips, Lance smiled warmly when he saw the hickeys that covered Keith’s pale neck, Lance was sure he had some to.

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Enzo Amore x Reader - DRAFT

You happily sat perched in you boyfriends lap backstage of SmackDown. Enzo had just got down with standing ringside during John Cena’s match and was now mindlessly running his fingers through your hair as you watched the big screen with most of your close friends. The energy in the room was high as everyone excitedly waiting to see where they were gonna be drafted to. You were considered a top pick with you being a former champ and a headliner for the past few years. But your past could never compare to they dream you were living right now. You had an amazing boyfriend off screen to come home to and unwind. Enzo was everything you ever looked for in a man and more. He placed a sweet kiss on your shoulder as the next set of draft picks were about to be announced. You knew in your gut that you were going to be sent to smackdown. That was because Shane was one of your close friends in and out of the ring. “I’m kinda getting offended that I wasn’t one of the first five…” You grumbled leaning back against Enzo’s chest as he wrapped his arms around your middle. “Okay Kevin Owen’s don’t pitch a fit.” He teased as you stuck your tongue out at him. On the tv the attention was turned to Shane to announce who was going be added to smackdown next. “Well… Personally I want SmackDown to be the best… So why not choose the best woman we got… (Y/N) (S/N).” You bolt up from Enoz’s lap and do a little victory dance as your theme song played. 

“Zo… Take a pic of me with my SmackDown shirt for Instagram.” You hand him your phone and pull the tshrit over your head. You strike your signature pose as Enzo walked around you immitating a professional photographer. “Make love to the camera… You’re a tiger.” You bust out laughing as he squats down to take different angled pictures. “You’re crazy…” You laughing taking your phone back from. “Crazy in love with you.” You blush as he kisses your cheek. “Come on lets go back and see if they are announcing the next picks.” Enzo took your hand in his and lead you back to the lobby where everyone was hanging out. Once you two where in the room everyone fell silent. “Boy this party really died…” You whispered to Enzo as everyone’s eyes were on you two. “What we do??” Enzo asked aloud for everyone to hear. “Uh… Zo… We got drafted to Raw man…” Cass finally spoke up. You could feel the anger rising in your stomach. 

You storm out of the lobby after the show had ended as Enzo trailed after you. “Babe come on you gotta calm down before you say something you don’t mean.” Enzo grabs you by the waist and pulls you against him. “Look at me okay?? Breath in… Breath out…” You follow his lead and breath along with him. “Better??” He kisses your forehead. “Much.” You smile and give him a thank you kiss. Your temper returned however when you heard Shane’s voice from down the hall. “I’m gonna kill him.” You raced down the hall as Enzo just threw his hands up in the air in defeat knowing that there was nothing he could do now and to just let you get it out of your system. You grab Shane by the sleeve of his jacket and pull him away from the camera’s mid-interview and pull him into aside in an empty storage closet. “What the hell where you thinking??” You whisper scream clutching his collar. “I was gonna pick you first but Daniel thought that it would be safer to choose some other people that Steph might want… She can’t stand you so we knew she wouldn’t pick you.” He grabbed your wrist trying to undo your death grip on his shirt. “That’s not what I meant… Why didn’t you choose Enzo and Cass first… You knew Folley would want them since they know how to work a crowd.” You words barely make it past your gritted teeth. “Hell… I didn’t know they would choose them so quickly… Cass and Enzo give Steph a headache… And what does it matter your storylines don’t intertwine… You don’t even want the relationship to be on total divas…” Shane argued. “I would like to have my boyfriend around on the same show as me… And what the crap where you thinking with not getting the womens title on your own show… What are me and Naomi supposed to do now?? Fight each other over and over… We used to be tag partners…” You finally let go of his collar. “I had other plans okay?? It’s not been annouced yet but Eva Marie is gonna be on SmackDown… And I was gonna have it where you two were tag team partners… You know put the best with someone who needs some help in the ring…” Your mouth hangs open in shock. “I got my own career to think about… I don’t need deadweight to carry around… What if she botches and gets me hurt… then what are you going to do….Wait are you gonna put me against Naomi?? Oh my gosh you idiot…” “Look okay… If it makes you feel any better… We go Carmella…” He offers a smile as his close friend fumes in front of him. “You aint heard the end of this.” You give him a death stare as you jerk the storage door open.

“Its like they want me to quit Zo…” You run your fingers through your hair in frustration as you pace in the hotel room. “I can’t believe we are without both you and Mella…” Cass shook his head still in disbelief. “I’m happy she got called up though but dang… They spliting up the dream team.” Enzo tugged you to sit on his lap. “And now I gotta be with Eva… There goes everything I worked for…” You sigh and lean your head on Enzo’s shoulder. “Maybe you can make a champ out of her…” Cass tried. “This will all work out in the end… I know it will… We all got some smarts in our head and can turn anything around to be in our favor…” Enzo tried to pep talk his defeated friends. You nod sadly and try think positively as everything that could go wrong now laid in front of you. 


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING… and a big thank you to @designrwriterchic for helping me out with the brainstorming for this last night… please let me know what you think… any and all feedback is welcome… THANKS AGAIN FOR READING

Ok, I’m gonna put on a dress that will make at least two men cum in their pants when they see me and then I’m going to the fundraiser, fully intending to stab Harold Kelly to death. And one of you idiots is going to put on a tux and take me, because other than incredibly sexually attractive I also want to come across as harmless arm-candy, this so I can come close to fucking Harold and actually proceed with the stabbing. Are we clear?
Swan Queen: Happy Endings Aren't Always What We Think They'll Be

I subscribe to the pretty popular headcanon that Regina has been in love with Emma for a while, but Emma is too dumb/disconnected from her emotions to realize how she feels. And though just a gif of them looking at each other could be enough evidence to support that, this afternoon I felt the need to sit down and make a list of exactly why it feels so true.

I also always have this post top of mind, because what seemed like a minor continuity error could really be a massive, beautiful turning point in Regina’s feelings for Emma and the SQ story at large. I wonder how many little things could be painting a bigger picture we can’t yet see? SWEN feel baited/abused because for so long what we’ve been shown and what we’re being told to think about it don’t match up. What happens if we ignore the PR shit-show, or assume this is the best/meanest spoiler cover-up of all time? What if we are getting what we want and we’re too in the weeds to see it?

4x05 felt like a dream, a trick. The episode took place in air quotes: clearly “gay” but not gay. It was a feast after a famine. Why give us what we want (Regina/Emma emotionally evolving/spending time together) PLUS extra rainbow sprinkles? Especially when you’re trying to discourage all the homo and keep saying it’ll never happen? Why is the mouth never in sync with the cursed hand? Emma’s childhood backstory didn’t need to be dripping with so much gay. You didn’t owe us Elsa (the biggest closet case ever) repeating that clearly Regina and Emma are important to each other over and over, that you don’t give up on the person you love move the moon with. You certainly didn’t owe us Will mistaking Snow/Emma as a married couple, introducing gay!Emma as a casual idea and reminding everyone just how many gaydars the Sheriff sets off on the regular. Regina didn’t have to refer to them as “partners.” Emma didn’t need to have a boozy breakup cry over a girl she knew for 3 seconds when Neal essentially got 2 minutes of mourning—sorry SwanFire! So why so much gay now? Just to add a layer of Asshole to the Dick cake you’ve been baking for 4 seasons? Maybe. Maybe just good old-fashioned ratings prostitution. I don’t know.

Anyway, I’m not sure what this is, except that I started thinking about Regina quietly loving Emma, getting her heart broken repeatedly, and Emma utterly missing it…until this season where the blonde sort of gets a clue. I was thinking about where we could be in the overall SQ journey, and how we often miss what’s in front of us.

So here’s my messy thoughts about Regina in love, the evolution of Swan Queen, and Emma being a blind idiot.

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What I find most heartbreaking about this scene is how Chat has no hesitation He’s just like, “Welp, I’m probably gonna die but at least ladybug will be safe” AND as if to just fucking rub it in, he says to himself, “I love this girl, if I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die hugging her” AND THEN SHE HUGS HIM BACK I AM NOT OKAY THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

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Drunk Phone Call - The Concert

(Part 1, Part 2)

Gail stumbled her way into the kitchen. Chris was already awake, seated at the table, with a bowl of Cheerios and a paper in front of him.

“Someone had a good night last night,” he said before shoveling more cereal into his mouth.

“What are you babbling on about?” Gail asked, smacking Chris’ head as she walked past him toward the coffee pot.

“You came home with this ridiculous grin plastered across your face last night,” Chris managed to get out around his mouthful of food.

Gail poured her coffee and took a seat at the kitchen table across from her roommate.

“So did you get some last night?” Chris pressed on, completing his question with a wiggle of his eyebrows.

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