THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

Ok, I’m gonna put on a dress that will make at least two men cum in their pants when they see me and then I’m going to the fundraiser, fully intending to stab Harold Kelly to death. And one of you idiots is going to put on a tux and take me, because other than incredibly sexually attractive I also want to come across as harmless arm-candy, this so I can come close to fucking Harold and actually proceed with the stabbing. Are we clear?
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What I find most heartbreaking about this scene is how Chat has no hesitation He’s just like, “Welp, I’m probably gonna die but at least ladybug will be safe” AND as if to just fucking rub it in, he says to himself, “I love this girl, if I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die hugging her” AND THEN SHE HUGS HIM BACK I AM NOT OKAY THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

Originally posted by 2009wasagoodyear