Okay but consider a Mass Effect Andromeda where the Ryder family stays whole. Alec doesn’t die, the second Ryder twin doesn’t end up in a coma.
Imagine Pathfinder Alec Ryder getting to actually be a pathfinder, but also having to cope with his two children who are both canonically huge dorks.
Consider Alec trying to be diplomatic while his two grown ass children are behind him getting into a silent slap fight over who gets to ride shotgun in the nomad.
Consider Alec “so emotionally constipated he’s shitting out diamonds” Ryder having to deal with Jaal “I’ve known you for ten seconds let’s talk about our feelings because the angaran social filter is nothing like yours” Ama Darav.
Consider Alec having to constantly put himself between Reyes and whichever offspring has come with him because the guy will not stop flirting and this man is a criminal and we only need him for his connections, stop winking back.
Imagine Alec bonding with Evfra over the difficulties of leadership in an impossible situation, and having the lives of an entire species depending on your success.
Now imagine that scene but it keeps cutting to Scott and Sara daring each other to eat the weird alien food.
Drak offering Alec parenting advice!!!!!
Alec putting Peebee in time out until she can behave herself.
Alec putting on his Parent Voice when Gil and Kallo fight – it’s not even on purpose, they just sound so much like bickering children.
Alec having to deal with the fallout from the disastrous beginnings of the initiative – would fewer people attack him to his face? He’s certainly a lot scarier and a lot more intimidating than the canon pathfinder is.
Imagine Alec walking in on one or both of his children making out with their love interest. Imagine that ride on the Nomad.
Jaal trying to talk to Alec about it to reassure him of the true depth of feelings he has for Sara but Alec Does Not Want To Have This Conversation. Cora loves Scott but oh god she’s sleeping with her mentor’s son and he knows but he isn’t saying anything why isn’t he saying anything. Liam practically climbing under the table whenever Alec enters the room because he’s sure his boss is going to space him for making out with his daughter.
Sahuna Ama Darav emailing Alec because “we’re going to be inlaws let’s talk about medical histories and plans for grandchildren!!!”
Criminal Minds? Pfffft lame, isn’t that the show with Matthew Gray Gubler in it? PFFFT What a LOSER I mean c’mon- *Trips* *thousands of photos of Spencer Reid fall out of my pockets* I’m just, FUCK , I, I’m HOLDING THESE FOR A FRIEND , Shit, C’mon *More fall out* CHRIST