Let’s remember that Kris/Tao/Luhan sued SM not EXO they were unhappy with SM not EXO. Yes, EXO is under SM but they’re a group of real people with real feelings that bonded together over some years, they shared a dorm together, they spent nearly every day and night together sleeping, eating and breathing the same air. Relationships like that aren’t so easy to toss aside so I imagine it must have been really hard for them to do what they did but if they were being treated unfairly and almost in an inhumane way then they needed to get out, not because they wanted to betray their friends but because they needed to protect themselves from the management of EXO/SM not from the people who just so happen to be in EXO.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it’s lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2015, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2015. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
so i (accidentally) stopped watching hannibal about halfway through season 2, so all my knowledge on what’s happened since then has been through tumblr, and based on that my interpretation of what’s happened is:
chilton spontaneously acquired an army of fangirls
abigail came back from the dead for like three seconds to help with some attempted murder
apparently hannibal got arrested?
alana has a wife now
bedelia is actually the most powerful character on the show
will and hannibal are in love and i think they fell off a cliff
and for all i know, jack is still bleeding out in hannibal’s pantry
I’m reading more post-finale fanfic (yes still) and I seriously want to know why everybody’s completely ignoring THE GODDAMN HOLE IN HANNIBAL’S GUT WITH A LOT OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT
IT WENT COMPLETELY THROUGH (the wine bottle too remember????)
HE WAS FULLY SHOT AND HE IS NOT JUST GOING TO BE STROLLING AROUND OR SWIMMING LIKE THAT
if someone can find ONE fic where Hannibal isn’t invincible and doesn’t shrug off the mere flesh wound as he drags poor Will to shore and tends to all his injuries please link me because I can’t do this any more