Hey blue! I got a question. Which transformers yandere do you consider to be the most dangerous and which least dangerous? And why?
This is so funny, because I legit was thinking about this exact same thing just the other day and was planning to make a post about it! XD Here you are, lovelies! For all your yandere headcanon needs!
Tier 1 Yanderes: The “baby” or “accidental” yanderes. They really don’t know what to do with themselves or how to talk to you, so they just end up coming off as kind of weird and needy. They might even be a little bit intimidated by your charm and your friendliness. They tend to follow you around secretly and/or spy on you, and you might find a couple of your things go missing, but overall, they’re pretty harmless.
Threat level: Nonexistent, but still kind of creepy.
- Fort Max
- Red Alert
- Ultra Magnus
- The Vehicons
Tier 2 Yanderes: There’s usually an equal balance of power on both sides. Maybe you two or already friends, or even dating. They seem normal most of the time, but there are times when they can come off as slightly controlling or a little possessive. If they see someone as a threat, they will retaliate in subtle (or sometimes not so subtle) ways. They tend to be overly cuddly and handsy, but won’t push your boundaries too much.
Threat level: Safe, but everyone else had better watch their back.
- Chop Shop
Tier 3 Yanderes: They’re bolder and far more cunning than the previous ones. They feel no shame in spying on you or taking your things. They spend hours cultivating plans to get their hands on you and get the others out of the picture. They’ll use whatever tricks necessary to win you over, be it lying, manipulation, sabotage, or even in certain cases memory loss. Anyone who gets in their way is quietly removed from the equation be it in a peaceful way or not. Possible chance of getting kidnapped.
Threat level: Worrying, you won’t suffer any damage, but you better be looking for a way out.
- Optimus Prime
Tier 4 Yanderes: These guys mean business. They have no qualms about kidnapping you and keeping you as a hostage, or in some cases, a pet. It varies from individual to individual, but you probably won’t suffer any physical damage, depending on how much they care for you (provided you don’t try to run away, that is). There’s a lot of intimidation and power play involved and depending on the yandere in question, they might not take no for an answer when it comes to physical intimacy.
Threat level: High! You need to find a way to contact someone STAT!
- Knock Out
Tier 5 Yanderes: You’re fragged. There’s no other way to put it. These scary ass mofos don’t know the difference between love and obsession and actually get a kick out of watching you suffer. If you’re lucky, they’ll kill you quickly after they’ve had their fun, if not… Well, I hope you have a high tolerance for pain.
Threat level: Ultimate!!! Only a miracle from Primus can save you now!