TAKE ME ON AN ADVENTURE

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Continuation to this (kinda… well, if you include the bonus)

From the moment all of Frank’s T-Shirts started to show his midriff Hazel’s started thinking not completely appropriate things (though she still blushes and pulls away when they kiss for more than 5 seconds). And it’s never too soon to learn this stuff, right?

Bonus:

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David Tennant’s NTA Special Recognition - His Reaction

my snover’s (snake lover) got snumor (snake humor) she’s the sniggle (snake giggle) at a snuneral (snake funeral) knows everybody snisapproval (snake disapproval) i should of snorshipped (snake worshipped) her sooner if the sneavens (snake heavens) ever did speak she’s the last true snouthpiece (snake mouthpiece) every snunday’s (snake sunday) getting more bleak fresh snoison (snake poison) each sneek (snake week) we were born snick you heard them say it my snurch (snake church) offers no snabsolution (snake absolution) she tells me snorship (snake worship) in the snedroom (snake bedroom) the only sneaven (snake heaven) i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you i was born sick but i snove (snake love) it command me to be snell (snake well) snamen (snake amen) snamen (snake amen) snamen (snake amen) snamen (snake amen)

take me to snurch (snake church) i’ll snorship (snake worship) like a snog (snake dog) at the snine (snake shrine) of your snies (snake lies) i’ll tell you my snins (snake sins) and you can sharpen your snife (snake knife) offer me that deathless sneath (snake death) goo snod (snake god) let me give you my snife (snake life)

if i’m a snagan (snake pagan) of a good time my snovers (snake lover) the snunlight (snake sunlight) to keep the snoddess (snake goddess) on my side she demands a snacrifice (snake sacrifice) drain the whole snea (snake sea) get something shiny something meaty for the main course thats a find looking high snorse (snake horse) what you got in the snable (snake stable) that a lot of starving snaithful (snake faithful) that looks tasty that looks plenty this is hungry snork (snake work)

take me to snurch (snake church) i’ll snorship (snake worship) like a snog (snake dog) at the snine (snake shrine) of your snies (snake lies) i’ll tell you my snins (snake sins) and you can sharpen your snife (snake knife) offer me that deathless sneath (snake death) goo snod (snake god) let me give you my snife (snake life)

no snasters (snake masters) or snings (snake kings) when the snitual (snake ritual) begins there is no greater sninnocense (snake innocence) then our gentle snins (snake sins) in the snadness (snake madness) and snoil (snake soil) of that sad snearthly (snake earthy) scene only then i am snuman (snake human) only then i am snean (snake clean) ooooh snamen (snake amen) snamen (snake amen) snamen (snake amen) snamen (snake amen)

take me to snurch (snake church) i’ll snorship (snake worship) like a snog (snake dog) at the snine (snake shrine) of your snies (snake lies) i’ll tell you my snins (snake sins) and you can sharpen your snife (snake knife) offer me that deathless sneath (snake death) goo snod (snake god) let me give you my snife (snake life)

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Once Upon A Time AU ✧ Just like his mother before him, Roland of Locksley swears allegiance to the crown. He becomes fast friends with Princess Emma through the years, a brother and confident of sorts.

Because it’s DeanCas week, and ace!Cas is totally a thing.
(Grey-ace!Cas, Bi!Dean)

“…So, you’re just grossed out by sex?”

Freak. Frigid. Tease.

Castiel shrugs, playing with the hem of his shirt. “It’s… not that simple. I’m not necessarily grossed out, but I’m uncomfortable with—with people I don’t know. And people I do know, sometimes. I don’t, um, I don’t like it.”

“Like you don’t have a sex drive?”

Unfeeling. Freak.

“N-No, I—I do. Every now and then. More than that, even. I can… touch myself. But it’s hard with another person. It doesn’t work, sometimes. I like giving. I like… touching other people if I know them, always. But not always when they touch me back.”

What the hell is wrong with you?

“You can say it,” Cas swallows, looking down at his hands. “I won’t be offended.”

“Say what?”

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