Blissful Suffering

Professor Trelawney: Here in this room, you will discover if you possess the Sight!

Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! 

Are you in the beyond? I think you are! 

  Ron: Sure… 

Professor Trelawney: Look at the cup, tell me what you see! 

Ron: Oh yeah… well, Harry’s got a sort of wonky cross… that’s trials and suffering. 

And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that’s happiness, so…

 you’re gonna suffer… but you’re gonna be happy about it…


make me choose: @nevillelonbottom​ asked Flitwick or Trelawney

I frequently act as though I am not possessed of the Inner Eye, so as not to make others nervous.

The "Where the FUCK were we in the movies?!" Squad:

Peeves the Poltergeist
Winky the House Elf
Lee Jordan as more than a Quidditch commentator
Explanation of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
Firenze as a Divination Professor
Professor Binns
Madam Pince
The concept of Squibs
Garden Gnomes
Charlie Weasley
Ludo Bagman
Bitchy Percy Weasley
Marietta Edgecombe
Merope and Marvolo Gaunt
Ginny’s bad ass Bat Bogey Hex
Teddy Lupin snogging Victoire Weasley
St. Mungo’s Hospital
Ariana Dumbledore/Albus’ Past


~`The divination exam’~

Ron Weasley: @thechrizzler 
Professor Trelawney: @pocketmoony

Filmed by: @dragoninthechantry


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Chapter Six: Talons and Tea Leaves

“My dear,” Professor Trelawney’s huge eyes opened dramatically, “you have the Grim.”

“The what?” said Harry.

He could tell that he wasn’t the only one who didn’t understand; Dean Thomas shrugged at him and Lavender Brown looked puzzled, but nearly everybody else clapped their hands to their mouths in horror.

“The Grim, my dear, the Grim!” cried Professor Trelawney, who looked shocked that Harry hadn’t understood. “The giant, spectral dog that haunts churchyards! My dear boy, it is an omen — the worst omen — of death!”

  • Trelawney: In order to train your Inner Eye, I've decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it.