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TOP 20 - 05/20/17
20) Selena Gómez - Bad Liar [Debut]
19) Katy Perry f/ Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish [Debut]
18) DJ Khaled f/ Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne - I’m The One (+2)
17) Camila Cabello - Crying in the Club [Debut]
16) Fitz & The Tantrums - HandClap (+3)
15) Ariana Grande f/ Future - Everyday (+1)
14) Rihanna - Love on the Brain (+3)
13) Miley Cyrus - Malibu [Debut]
12) Calvin Harris f/ Frank Ocean & Migos - Slide (+3)
11) The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This (-3)
10) Kehlani - Keep On (+1)
9) Lorde - Green Light (+1)
8) Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (+1)
7) Zedd & Alessia Cara - Stay (-1)
6) Bruno Mars - That’s What I Like (-1)
5) Charlie Puth - Attention (+9)
4) Kygo & Selena Gomez - It Ain’t Me (+4)
3) Tinashe - Flame (-1)
2) Lady Gaga - The Cure (-1)
1) LUIS FONSI & DADDY YANKEE FEAT. JUSTIN BIEBER - DESPACITO (+2)
Contenders:
Shawn Mendes - There’s Nothing Holdin’ Me Back
Future f/ Rihanna - Selfish
Little Mix f/ Kid Ink - Touch

anonymous asked:

I know she wrote it for a different reason, but I can't help but think Katy's "Swish Swish Bish" is written from the perspective of Hillary talking to Bernie Sanders.

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Ahri gets popped                                                                     by bellydistension,

Ahri was hidden in the grass, crouched low with her bottom in the air as she waited. She was lying in ambush, eager to leap upon the first victim to come by. The foxgirl’s white tails swished in the air in anticipation, swaying alongside her broad hips and luscious butt. Suddenly, she felt something grab her from behind. A heavy grey creature resembling a cross between a scorpion and a spider mounted her, pinning her down in an all-fours position as its hind legs raised her dress up in the back. With her tails out of the way, Ahri felt her panties being slid down until a breeze rushed across her exposed butt. Suddenly, something thick pressed against the foxgirl’s anus. She bit her lip and groaned as she felt it begin to push past her sphincter; sliding into her back entrance with ease. The creature began to go at her, slowly at first but quickly picking up the pace as it found its rythm. Her big wet butt glistened with sweat as it smacked loudly against the beast thrusting up the back of her raised dress. Ahri’s loud groans mixed with the wet smacking as the girl’s chest heaved. She groaned, her belly rounding slightly and pushing forward, the only part of her not bouncing in rythm with the furious pounding she was receiving. Sweat ran from her forehead as a pained expression took her face; her long black hair in messy strands. She gritted her teeth, her wet ass smacking loudly against her assailant as the strange creature slammed into her hole furiously. Ahri gave a loud grunt as her bulging belly brushed the grass beneath her as it swelled. Her round wet butt smacked against the beast as it slammed into her quickly, her heaving cleavage threatening to burst out of her dress. Her huge belly trembled, bouncing slightly in rythm with the rest of her body as she was fucked furiously. Loud, wet smacks resounded as the beast fucked Ahri’s ass furiously. The poor girl’s plump wet butt continued to smack against the strange creature as wet slapping and Ahri’s loud moaning echoed across the grass. After nearly ten minutes of continous pounding, the beast finished inside the girl’s rectum, eliciting a loud groan as her already massively distended belly pressed against the ground harder; packed to near bursting with tons of water. As the creature withdrew its organ from the girl’s anus, she gave a loud grunt as a massive torrent of water exploded from her rear; spraying across the grass and splashing against the ground as she was emptied.

Her bulging cleavage heaved as she tried to catch her breath. She gave a low groan as the beast atop her pushed against her sphincter again. The foxgirl’s loud gasp burst across the greenery before her as her back entrance was invaded once more. The creature continued its furious slamming, its huge testicles slapping at the woman’s exposed slit, causing the loud smacking sounds as it thrust furiously into her back entrance. The girl grunted and gasped, her breasts bouncing in rythm with the wild thrusting in her backside. Suddenly the beast stiffened, and Ahri felt a massive rush of water flood her bowels. She buried her face in her arms, giving a loud cry as her belly swelled like a balloon. The pale, taut flesh stretched to her knees as the creature pumped more fluid up the girl’s back entrance. Her stretched out belly pulsed slightly and glistened with sweat as she reached down with one hand to rub it. The creature’s stillness was short lived as it began to pick up the pace again, slamming away at Ahri’s plump butt furiously.

Ahri suddenly pulled her head up as she bit her lip, grabbing handfulls of the grass before her and moaning as the huge amount of pressure in her distended belly became too much. She had no clue where her team was, but desperately needed someone to pull this creature out of her before her stomach burst. She screamed loudly, “HELP, GET IT OUT!” Her entire body save for her huge belly bounced in rythm with the creature slamming away at her big wet ass. Ahri’s loud groans mixed with the wet smacking as the girl’s chest heaved. She groaned, her huge swollen belly the only part of her not bouncing in rythm with the furious pounding she was receiving. Sweat ran from her forehead as a pained expression took her face; her long black hair in messy strands. She grit her teeth, her wet ass smacking loudly against her assailant as the strange creature slammed into her hole furiously.

Ahri was on the verge of panicking as her cleavage bulged from her top, sweat running down her face as she bit her lip to stifle another scream. She told herself in her head this would be over soon, but the sharp pain in her massive belly was a warning that she was at her limit.

‘PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!“ She screamed over the wet smacking, her entire body bouncing in rythm with the monster’s thrusting.

The swollen foxgirl gasped and moaned loudly, her wet round ass pushing back against the beast as it pounded away at her. Slap, slap, slap, slap echoed across the grass as the beast went at the girl furiously. Ahri bit her lip, burying her face in her crossed arms as her plump, glistening ass slapped against the beast as it pounded her tight butthole. . Her loud moans mixed with the frantic slapping as the creature pounded her butt.

Her huge bare belly bulged past her knees, brushing the grass and the only part of her not bouncing in rythm with the creature’s wild thrusting. Suddenly, the beast’s vicious pounding began to slow and it was all too obvious what was about to happen next. The thing gave one last thrust into the girl’s butthole before going still as it unloaded a massive blast of fluid into her back entrance. Ahri tensed up and buried her face in her arms once more, stifling a loud scream as her huge glistening belly wobbled slightly. The foxgirl’s huge creamy belly expanded more, pushing against the grass before suddenly exploding open in a rush of white liquid. A huge pool of water and little trails of cum formed around Ahri’s groaning figure as the beast pulled out of her butthole; satisfied. It leaped off of the girl and disappeared into the thick grass behind her.        

anonymous asked:

Im thinking we should be boosting and buying "bad blood" on itunes ... watch it hit a higher spot than swish 3+ years post release

Wouldn’t that be AMAZING?!!?!

“Swish represents the liberation from all the negative that doesn’t serve you”…..interesting how she uses the drama to fuel her entire career….but I guess it doesn’t serve her, right?

u know I still haven’t listened to swish swish and it hasn’t come on the radio and honestly if I wasn’t on tumblr I wouldn’t know it was a thing

“swish swish bish, another one in the basket” refers to how katy flawlessly achieved five #1s during the teenage dream era

“can’t touch this, another one in the casket” refers to when taylor attempted to recreate that success by releasing 7,000 singles from 1989 and still having one of them peak at #46

  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Swish and flick. Swish and flick. If you don't do this the whole spell can be messed up! ! !
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: let me just run full speed and throw my wand backwards a few times. That should work nicely