Me, the waitress: “I’m sorry, miss, but you can only take the breadsticks if you order something off the menu first.”

You: “you don’t get it, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.”

Me: “I’m sorry. Is something the matter?”

Date: “All I said was that it’s understandable that they would want Wonder Woman to make her debut as a supporting character in Batman vs Superman-”

Me: OH MY GOD *shoves entire bread basket at you* TAKE IT. RUN. I’LL HOLD HIM OFF!