Speedy: fuck yall im a bad bitch not a little bitch peace
Robin/Dick: whelmed Af
Wally/KF: let me see if I can get my dick wet with miss m/Artemis/any female ever
Superboy: why won’t daddy love me
Miss M: scary angel of Martian powers but pure and innocent and protect 4ever
Artemis: a goddess in human form
Kaldur/Aqualad:running through the six with my woesssssssss while getting all the bad guys and proving batman and everyone fucking wrong so suck my Atlantean DICK but not you Aquaman my king you’re amazin AF
Justice League: fucks up