Super-Franke-Lampard

Things I learned about Frank yesterday:

- He has a really shit memory
- He bites his toe nails
- He is bloody stunning in real life
- His Favourite sexual position is Missionary
- He is such a gentlemen when it comes to Christine.
- He doesn’t clean up around the house.
- He has a really sexy walk
- He can’t cook for shit.
- He REALLY likes red wine.
- He can pee really quickly
- He loves Joe Hart a little too much.
- He bloody hates Fabio Capello.

- HE IS FUCKING PERFECT!