Super-Fail

anonymous asked:

so...a Victuuri version of that Adam Scott, Mark Hamill clip needs to happen y/y?

“38.7 million views in 24 hours. Do you know what that means? You beat Adele. You beat the Avengers. You beat that Psy video where he wears harem pants and pushes people off treadmills. You are in a very exclusive club, my friend.”

The audience laughs, and Yuuri should laugh too, but Kerry Washington’s skin is perfect and he can’t stop staring. And her teeth are so white that they don’t even look like teeth. It’s like when he was writing his thesis and spent so much time staring at the opening sentence of the discussion section that he had to check four times to make sure he spelled “the” right. There’s a name for that sort of brain malfunction, but hell if he knows what it is. 

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BTS Reaction #27 - They see you (their future s/o) for the first time

@praisefandoms asked: BTS and Got7 reaction to seeing their future girlfriend for the first time. Have a good one.


*You can find the Got7 Version >>Here<<*


Seokjin: You were at a small fan meet and the boys of BTS were playing a game. They were split into teams and the MC told each team to find certain items, and the fans would give the items to the members if they had them. Jin had given you various glances throughout this game, always asking you first if you had the item the MC was asking for.

“An angel plushie or keychain!” the mc called next.

Seokjin shot straight to you once again but instead of asking you for an angel plushie, he grabbed your arm and helped you up.

At your confused look he smiled, held the mic up to his mouth and said, “I didn’t find an angel plushie, but a real life angel! I believe I’ve won this round MC!”

I’M SORRY BUT WE ALL KNOW HE’S A CHEESEBALL AND THIS WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN OKAY?!

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi: You were walking back to your allotted office space where you were writing lyrics for your groups debut when Yoongi caught your eye from across the hall. He was looking at you with slightly widened eyes when he realized you were looking at him too. He instantly gave you a shy smile (like in the gif) and you started walking towards him without realizing it.

You: “Hey, you’re…You’re sort of a mad genius with lyrics do you know that??”

/why did that come out of your mouth first thing??/

He let out a puff of air and laughed, “Yeah I kind of am aren’t I? Are you in a new group here or something? I’ve never seen you here before.”

Still embarrassed from blurting out the first thing that came to your mind when you saw him you said, “Yeah actually… I was just on my way to write some songs for our debut…”

“Ah, well,” he smiled at you even wider then before, “I look forward to the next lyrical genius emerging from the rookie groups. And… If you ever need some pointers just seek me out. I’m here all the time I’m sure we’ll see each other again.”

You did see him again. And you did ask for pointers, but only so you guys got to spend more than a few minutes at a time together.

Originally posted by leojuseyo

Due to each reaction being a mini-story (I’m sorry for getting carried away again) the rest of their reactions will be under the cut

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You know, I feel like we missed out on a really funny opportunity here.

Imagine in “Identity Crisis”, instead of running off with Tucker to hang out with Fun Danny, what if Sam got dragged along on a crazy superhero adventure by Super Danny?

I just picture it like, Super Danny gets so wrapped up in being a full-time superhero, that he somehow forgets humans have limits. Like he keeps flying ahead and Sam eventually gets winded trying to catch up.

Super Danny: Oh…right…humans can’t fly. Sorry.

Sam: How did you forget humans can’t fly!?

And like he keeps aggravating her with his cheesy Golden Age-sounding boy scout dialogue, and keeps calling her “my sidekick”. Every time he addresses her, it’s “my sidekick”. And her only warning he’s about to fly off again is a dramatic “Come, my sidekick!” before WHOOSH! And she has to go running after him for the umpteenth time.

So like after what was implied to be hours of this crap, Sam ends up worn out and wonders why she let him drag her around this late at night, or more importantly why she hasn’t just left yet. But then they run into Technus and Super Danny drags Sam into the fray with him.

Super Danny: Leaping lightning rods! This looks like a job for… [dramatic pose] Danny Phantom! [holds out hand dramatically] Come, my sidekick!

Sam: [throws a flowerpot at him from off screen; it misses and smashes against a wall]

So they’re basically up all night fighting Technus, while Tucker and Fun Danny go bowling and get a good night’s sleep. And because he’s a ghost, Super Danny is completely fine after all this crap. But Sam ends up worn out, sleep-deprived, and possibly hungry.

When the duos meet back up at the pier, she’s a cranky delirious wreck.

Tucker: Sam, are you okay? You look like you’re dying…or already died, but came back from it.

Sam: [swaying] Oh, yeah? Well…you dress like you’re a…traffic light. Yeah. [points] You got your red…and…yellow and…and… [slow blink] … [jump] W-What are we talking about?

Tucker: What did you do to her?

Super Danny: Oh…right…humans need to sleep. Sorry.

Tucker: [in disbelief] How and why?

And for the rest of the episode she’s just in this daze, muttering nonsense and having delayed reactions (and possibly hallucinating). And then she keeps falling asleep. She first falls asleep on the bed when they’re in Danny’s room after Super Danny possessed Fun Danny. She wakes up with a “What I miss?” after Fun Danny gets Super Danny out.

She falls asleep again against the door frame while Tucker tries to hide the two Dannys. She again wakes up with a “What I miss?” when Technus takes over the house.

And then while everyone’s in the street as Technus makes a getaway, she just falls asleep standing up. She once again wakes up with a “What I miss?” after Super Danny’s failed attempt to fly.

And finally, after the day is saved and Danny fuses back together, she falls asleep slumped against the rail on the roof.

Danny: Hey… [touches her shoulder, waking her] You all right?

Sam: [glares at him groggily] Your ghost half is a jerk. Punch him for me. [falls back asleep]

Danny: …will do.

And I guess they would just let her sleep there during that ending shot where everyone’s admiring the view.

I dunno, I just think that’d be funny. I remember being a little disappointed they didn’t have Tucker go with one Danny, while Sam went with the other. Again, it was a missed opportunity. (Also I just wanted more Super Danny scenes. I’m not gonna lie.)

I’m seriously tempted to rewrite the whole episode like this. Please don’t let me rewrite the whole episode like this. For the love of god. I already thought too much about it. Stop me here.

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Steam doing a great job hiring someone who clearly doesn’t know what they’re doing to make the poster for the latest sale. Teruteru right in the middle when the actual main character from the game he’s from is on the side. And then the picture of Gundham isn’t even from the game. If my memory serves me right, it’s a fan made “Ultimate Swordsman Gundham Tanaka” sprite from Tumblr. Slow clap, Steam. Slow clap. 

Super Husbands

Summary: Blaine fails to mention what he’s really doing when he’s at the library “studying” night after night. But here’s the thing: Kurt already knows.

The title is very obviously a reference to the Flash/Supergirl song from the musical episode because, duh. :)

As always, beta’ed by my own personal superhero and superfriend @a-simple-rainbow. ♥

Rating: PG

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Kurt didn’t plan on telling Blaine what he knows that night but one thing leads to another, and Kurt’s secret about Blaine’s secret is out. Blaine just can’t lie to save a life, though Kurt has got to hand it to his husband – he saves lives like no other.

He’s kept his mouth shut so far, figured Blaine would come to him eventually, but now that he’s caught him red-handed – well, black-handed, technically, since the color scheme of Blaine’s suit is blue and black – he just can’t go on pretending that he buys Blaine’s lies about studying late at the library night after night.

“What are you doing there?” Kurt asks, sleepily yet horrified, as he walks into the bathroom and watches Blaine pull off his cape and cram it into the washing machine.

“Kurt!” Blaine flinches, turning around with an end of the cape still in his hand. “I- I… um, I was trying on a costume for…” He looks lost for a second, and his eyes light up when he finally thinks of something. “Halloween! Um, yeah, for Halloween.”

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“We’re Super Junior if we succeed. We’re Super Junior even if we fail. We’re Super Junior even if we fight. Even if we hate it, we’re still Super Junior. Even after marriage, we’re still Super Junior. We’re Super Junior if we have a lot of fans. We’re still Super Junior even if fans leave. We’ve already come to this stage where we’re stuck in the mud, you’ve stopped spouting nonsense right? What you’ve seen is getting better and better, let’s walk to the end together and you won’t be seeing a 2nd group like us. We were together at our most difficult time, we were also together at the time when we received our highest award. Fighting day and night for 10 over years and once we hug and encourage each other, we revive immediately. We’ve been acknowledged as King of Hallyu. No matter how difficult the road is, as long as we’re together, we will have everything.” - Heechul

If you love Robin but haven’t read Superman’s ‘In the Name of the Father’ arc (issues 10-11) you should rush right out and do so now. Jon and Damian and their tween-age rivalry are adorable. Here’s some things to convince you:

  • Maya Ducard, a.k.a., Nobody, is in it and her relationship with both boys is just wonderful.
  • “I like your….um…bat-cow.” “I rescued her from a slaughter house.” “Oh, Okay.” “My dog Titus was a gift. He accompanied my father to Apokolips, where they rescued my dead corpse from the grip of Darkseid and brought me back to life. Alfred the cat is…my cat.” Actual dialog. Man, I love comics.
  • Clark and Bruce force their kids to go on a cooperative adventure in order to make them friends. Clark actually creates a hurricane over Gotham Harbor as part of it. So what if it potential endangers thousands, at least their boys learn to play nice. 
  • Clark and Bruce congratulate themselves on their parenting skills despite failing to notice when their sons started a forest fire (Jon) and kidnapped someone (Damian). I’m no fan of helicopter parenting but come on guys. This is a bit more serious than letting them ride their bikes alone to the local park. When your kids have barely controlled superpowers or ninja training and access to high tech equipment it pays to give them some parental oversight. 

arctech-fire  asked:

Concept for a show: An action comedy about a duo of villains trying to stop a team of super heroes but failing, with a second show about the heroes who fight the villains, but both shows are completely separate.

So, The Emperor’s New Groove, but as a show?

anonymous asked:

Gency 14

Send Me Valentine’s Day Prompts!

14. “Valentine’s day was yesterday and all the candy is super cheap! We need to get to the store NOW!”

Genji examined the heart-shaped box and gave it a skeptical shake, then tried to check the nutrition and ingredient info on the back of the box for its manufacturing location. It was the last of its brand in a largely picked-clean aisle, but it featured a small Swiss flag on the box so things seemed hopeful.  He heard  a giggle and looked over his shoulder, to see… nothing.

“Hm,” he moved to turn his attention back to the box when suddenly there was a flash of blue and the box was gone from his hand. He heard more giggling and glanced up to see Tracer perched on top of the shelf, chocolate box in hand.

“Gonna have to be quicker than that, Genji!” she said, waving the box within his reach, but then pulling back when he snatched for it.

“Oxton!” He said grabbing for the box but only to see Tracer disappear in another flash of blue light. He made a frustrated noise and looked down the aisle. There had to be another box of Swiss chocolates, right? He hurried down the aisle to find another box. Not heart-shaped, but red, just as big as his first choice, featuring a Swiss flag on the sticker sealing it. 

He grabbed for it, but then another hand grabbed it at the same time. He gave it a small yank. He really didn’t want to be rude but to be fair, he was very quick and had probably made contact with the box first, right? The hand held on to the box with an iron grip and Genji’s eyes trailed upward first to some very impressive biceps and deltoids, then to the face of none other than Aleksandra Zaryanova.

“…Hello…” said Genji.

“I will break you,” Zarya said without hesitation, holding onto the box of chocolates.

Genji immediately released the chocolate box. He could not give Angela chocolates if he was dead. He watched as Zarya walked off with the chocolate box, then glanced back over his shoulder at the rest of the aisle, largely picked clean. Somewhere near the cash register of the store he could Junkrat going “Mine! Mine! Mine! This is my chocolate!” and a high pitched laugh. He sighed, but out of the corner of his eye he could see one last lonely red box all alone on the shelves. He walked over to it. It was small, yes, smaller than all the other boxes of chocolate but it had a small sticker on it that said “Product of Switzerland.” He reached for it, when another hand grabbed it first. He glanced up into the face of Ana Amari, and Ana looked up at him.

“Genji,” she said with a slight smile, “Enjoying the cheap candy?” she held up the box.

“Captain Amari,” Genji paused and then cleared his throat, “I must ask you for that box of chocolates. I believe they are the last Swiss chocolates in the store–”

“Oh, they are,” said Ana, dropping the chocolates into her shopping basket. Genji’s heart sank a little and his shoulders slumped. “Genji,” Ana said with a slight chuckle, “Valentine’s day is over. It hardly matters at this point.”

“Yes but—” Genji cleared his throat, “You see, Ange–Doctor Ziegler got me Swiss chocolates, and I…I had completely forgotten to get her anything for Valentine’s Day, so I wish to make it up to her.”

Ana seemed genuinely moved by this. “That is very sweet of you,” she said, “Angela is very lucky to have someone willing to go through such efforts for her.”

“I–thank you,” said Genji.

“Unfortunately these candies are for Reinhardt,” said Ana, turning around.

“But–” Genji started after her.

Nām,” said Ana and Genji suddenly felt a brief sharp pain in his side, then everything went black.

When Genji awoke, a store clerk was poking at him with the butt of a broom.

“Buddy–hey–you dead? My manager will be really pissed if someone died in the store–buddy–”

 Genji woke with a start causing the store clerk to flinch back and swear. He quickly sat up and got to his feet. “My apologies,” he said with a bow to the store clerk. He turned on his heel to look at the candy aisle, only to find the shelves completely barren. “…How long was I unconscious?” he said slowly.

“I’unno,” the store clerk said with a shrug.

“Are… Are there any chocolates left? Any at all?” said Genji.

“I’ll go check the back,” said the store clerk, turning around. Genji was waiting for several minutes when the store clerk came back with one relatively plain black and white striped box with a red ribbon. “I was kind of saving these for myself, but honestly it was like… super-depressing watching you fail to get a single box of candy.”

Genji turned the box over. “Are they Swiss?”

“Nah, man, San Francisco. The good shit.” 

“Hm,” said Genji. He gave the box a shake. The chocolates inside sounded troublingly small.

“Trust me, Bridge Mix is like crack. It’s better than the tacky red boxes anyway,” said the store clerk.  

“I will trust your judgment,” said Genji, looking at the box.

“Whatever, man, just don’t pass out in the store again,” said the clerk.

“Understood,” said Genji, “Thank you.” With that he headed to the cash register.

“Angela,” Genji set the box on Mercy’s desk, “I got you some chocolates,” Genji paused and added a bit uncomfortably, “Not Swiss.”

Mercy glanced up from her paperwork and looked at the box. She quickly picked up on Genji’s self consciousness about the whole thing and then sighed theatrically, “I suppose it will have to do,” she said, before looking up at Genji and smiling, causing him to loosen up slightly, “Thank you, Genji.”

Every Episode of Riverdale

- Veronica sounds like a John Green character
- Cheryl also sounds like a John Green character and a raging bitch but we feel bad maybe???
- “Then who REALLY killed Jason Blossom?!”
- And Archie’s Girl of the Week™ iiiiis…*spins wheel*
- Blossoms bein shady n’ shit
- Betty and Jughead have a Moment™
- Jughead brooding over dad/Jason/life in general
- Covergirl™ product placement
- Betty’s mom says something that makes anyone listening want to punch her
- Betty’s dad is next in line for an ass kicking from anyone listening
- Hermione Lodge the failed super mom
- “When your dad gets out-” “IF dad gets out…”
- PLOT TWIST
- Polly just kinda hanging around lookin like the Virgin Mary
- “Archie you shouldn’t do thing!” followed by Archie doing thing anyway
- Something about the Serpents being bad but from all we’ve seen they’re pretty chill
- “Riverdale isn’t safe anymore” CLIFF HANGER

Miracle -H2O Vanoss

Sorry, this idea was on my mind for a while and I just wanted to write it out. Basically I saw this Prompt that had someone become a super villain because they’re failing at college and the board members are low key the biggest villains of the city and I couldn’t help myself. What can I say, I’m a sucker for superhero AU’s. Enjoy!

Also, if some of the dialogue is familiar, that’s because I stole it for the song Miracle by The Score.

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“You don’t have to do this!” Vanoss shouted at H2O Delirious as he swung his machete at Vanoss’ wings once more. Vanoss barely dodged, the blade coming dangerously close. This was their little dance, and it always had Vanoss practically on his hands and knees for Delirious to stop.

“Yes I do!” He always shouted back, though this time he didn’t make a move at Vanoss.

“Look, we’re both tired.” Vanoss stated. “I don’t want to do this anymore, and it looks like you don’t either. Can we just … call it a draw and go home?”

“If only it was that simple.” Delirious muttered.

“Then tell me why it isn’t.” Vanoss asked. Delirious looked at him in what he could only assume was quizzically. He really couldn’t see emotions under the Jason mask.

“Forgot you’ve got that damn owl hearing.”

“There’s actually just really good acoustics in here.” Delirious chuckled only a little. Vanoss was almost sure he smiled.

“No!” Delirious shouted, covering his ears and dropping his weapon. “I can’t!”

“Why not?!” Vanoss yelled back. “We’re both tired and we both want to this to end.”

“This can’t be over. Not now. They want you dead.” Delirious stated, not making any move to pick up his machete. Vanoss’ raised an eyebrow, but that wasn’t visible under his own mask.

“They? Do you mean we?” Delirious sighed, and threw off his mask. Vanoss held his breath as he saw his boyfriend behind it, looking defeated.

“I don’t want this.” Jonathan breathed. “I’m just a broken twenty something drowning in failing grades, debt, and ramen. Ohm and CaRtOoNz offered me a light, but now …” Jon collapsed to his knees, before looking up at Vanoss’ eyes. “Now I’m in a hole so deep I can’t dig myself out.”

“Jonathan …” Evan said, taking off his own mask for his boyfriend. He didn’t see his face as his own was concentrated downwards.

“I’m loosing my mind.” He muttered, as Evan kneeled in front of him.

“Look at me, Jon.” He said, taking his hands and placing them on the side of Jon’s face. He brought Jon’s face up so his blue eyed looked into Evan’s brown ones. He heard Jon stifle a gasp seeing Evan under the mask. “You’re going to be okay.”

“I don’t know if I’ll be fine, Ev.” Jonathan whined as he buried himself into his boyfriend’s shoulder. “I need a miracle.”

“Hey, now I’m here.” Evan cooed. “We’ll get through this. Together.” He ran his hand through Jon’s hair.

“Yeah.” Delirious sighed. “Together.”