Sunny-Baudelaire

so guys

  • jewish main characters
  • their indian uncle and black aunt
  • actually just so many poc it’s a delight
  • “the two definitions of partner are not mutually exclusive”
  • canonically nonbinary character
  • “nice girls shouldn’t know how to do that” / “my sister is a nice girl and she knows how to do lots of things”
  • “lots of boys play with dolls”
  • gender roles subverted - the adventurous inventive sister and the quiet bookish brother
  • “being raised in a violent and neglectful environment is not better than nothing” aka child abuse being called what it is and blatantly stated to be Not Okay

it’s been ten years and I’m right back in gothic novels for children hell

please watch a series of unfortunate events

some unlucky kiddos :’)

9

Sunny Baudelaire was an infant, a word which here means “a person of the age at which one mostly speaks in a series of unintelligible shrieks”, so most people had trouble understanding what she was saying. What Sunny lacked in communication skills, however, she made up for with the size and sharpness of her four teeth.

Imagine what Sunny Baudelaire’s first job interview would be like.

“Well, you’re pretty young, so I don’t expect you to have a lot or experience..”

“Actually, I’ve worked in a lumber mill, I was an administrative assistant at a boarding school, and I was a concierge at a hotel. Unfortunately, all of my former bosses died in a fire at the hotel, so I can’t give you any references.”