What I associate with the signs
  • (made by a Taurus)
  • Aries:Crop tops, the “sassy walk”, traveling and adventures.
  • Taurus:Cinnamon buns, netflix, fuzzy blankets and oversized sweaters.
  • Gemini:Games, classical music, coke bottle glasses and fan fiction.
  • Cancer:Kids, alternative music, poetry and late nights.
  • Leo:Great hair, piercings, aesthetic photography and lattes.
  • Virgo:Micheal khors watches, running shoes, and camping.
  • Libra:Dimples, flannel shirts, penny boards and boardwalk carnivals.
  • Scorpio:Garlic bread, golden retrievers, science fiction and youtube videos.
  • Sagittarius:Health foods, Pomeranians, blazers and cheap jewelry.
  • Capricorn:Cars, annoying country music, beer with anything.
  • Aquarius:Expensive weed, toblerone and books you never actually read.
  • Pisces:Tea, borrowed hoodies, movies and late night conversations.
The signs inside Six Flags (requested)
  • Aries:ROLLERCOASTERS you are my life!
  • Taurus:*doesn't want to go to any rollercoaster, their friends force them to, they love it and spend the rest of the day wanting to go again*
  • Gemini:I want to go to all of them! We won't get out til we tried them all! C'mon Sagittarius, let's do this!
  • Cancer:OH that one doesn't seem scary...
  • Leo:*spends the whole day trying to flirt with the guy that sells pictures so they can get them for free*
  • Virgo:stay hydrated kids, this is going to be a loooong day!
  • Libra:*disappears with the girl that was looking at them in the line*
  • Scorpio:this is the most exciting day of my life, I Know I didn't want to come but I'm having a blast!
  • Sagittarius:ALRIGHT SQUAD FOLLOW ME! *they've been there 54 times already*
  • Capricorn:*organized the whole thing in the first place and always stays with Cancer when they're scared to go*
  • Aquarius:*takes sneaky pictures of their friends in the most inappropriate times and laughs at their stupid faces* this is a day to remember! Wait, Sagittarius and Gemini! I'm going too!
  • Pisces:Cancer, do you want to go to the rapids with me? I promise is going to be so much fun!
The signs reactions when you're scared
  • Aries:man up!
  • Taurus:*hugs you* you're too precious for this world.
  • Gemini:lol stop being a little crying bitch
  • Cancer:There, there, my child, there is nothing to be scared of.
  • Leo:this isn't amateur time, sweetheart.
  • Virgo:you're being so irrational rn...
  • Libra:*freaks out, just like you*
  • Scorpio:but... Danger is so good....
  • Sagittarius:ugh, this is an adventure, watch and learn.
  • Capricorn:are you sure you want to do this?
  • Aquarius:eh hoe you're fine.
  • Pisces:AAAAAAAH! Why did you scream? No, you screamed first! No, you did it first and scared the crap out of me!
tru zodiac descriptions

aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot 
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot 
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties 

The signs and their dislikes
  • Aries:being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food
  • Taurus:being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds
  • Gemini:listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what's going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time
  • Cancer:any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates
  • Leo:physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don't know
  • Virgo:crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure
  • Libra:loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change
  • Scorpio:being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger
  • Sagittarius:disproval from others, making promises, being too safe/secure/confined, administration, tight clothes, having their honesty doubted
  • Capricorn:untidiness, being teased, familiarity, surprises, new ideas, loneliness, being made to feel useless, being embarrassed in public
  • Aquarius:emotion and intimacy, people who show off, being taken for granted, being pinned down in any way, violence and fighting, making loans or borrowing, authority, extravagance
  • Pisces:bright/noisy/crowded places, dirty/ugly objects, being told to get a grip, stiff clothing, authorities, people knowing too much about him or her
what annoys the signs the most about their representation on tumblr

Aries: the extreme anger/violence stereotype

Taurus: the stereotype that they’re always eating

Gemini: that they’re the most hated sign

Cancer: the excessive crying stereotype

Leo: the extreme hate they get during shade hour

Virgo: that they’re the “prissy” ones

Libra: the assumption that they never get into fights and aren’t intelligent

Scorpio: the sex-crazed stereotype

Sagittarius: nothing, they don’t give a fuck

Capricorn: that they’re the overlooked sign

Aquarius: the alien thing??

Pisces: the fish association

Beautiful features of each sign:

Aries: Cheekbones

Taurus: doe eyes

Gemini: Youthfulness

Cancer: Emotive eyes

Leo: mane of hair

Virgo: gentle features

Libra: Dimpled cheeks/ cleft chin

Scorpio: Deep, intense eyes

Sagittarius: Glowing smiles

Capricorn: Bone structure

Aquarius: handsome features

Pisces: Hypnotic eyes

The signs as main characters
  • The whiny piece of shit that you still love because the story revolves around them:Cancer, Pisces, Virgo
  • The adorable main character that is sort of hopeless:Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio
  • The bad ass, out of this world character:Libra, Leo, Aries
  • The very intelligent slightly misunderstood character:
  • Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
The Signs as Dragons

Aries - Has smoky grey scales and lengthy wings. Darts to and fro at rapid speeds with its retractable claws wielded. Likes to challenge other dragons regardless of size.

Taurus - Large, muscular and has scales that change to match the foliage in its surroundings. This camouflage allows it to catch prey with ease. Avoids involvement with other dragons.

Gemini - Two heads and two separate necks adorned with crystals jutting out in every angle. Hisses at the other head frequently. Has brilliant copper scales and can spit blazing hot flames. Very social.

Cancer - A water serpent with opalescent scales that shimmer in the sunlight. Eats nothing but sea creatures and is very territorial and protective. Fosters baby dragons.

Leo - Breathtaking serpent that lives in a sea of jewels and gold. Generally mellow unless you touch its treasure. Its scales match the color of its riches so it will attack you by surprise.

Virgo - Polished scales that are pearl white. Perfectly aligned black spikes and an impressive wingspan. Prefers isolation but enjoys the company of their mate. Competitive and picky.

Libra - As elegant and refined as a dragon can be. Has scales that vary from pink to lavender. Exhales a gas that induces sleep. Intelligent, easy to tame, and very cautious.

Scorpio - A slender dragon with crimson scales and eyes. Black jagged spikes run down its back. The black speckles on its rear and tail indicate that its venomous. Aggressive and easily provoked.

Sagittarius - Has charcoal black scales that are non-reflective and broad wings. Its eyes are bright green. Rarely stationery and is commonly found interacting with other dragons.

Capricorn - Almost never seen unless searched for. Known to exhale shards of ice when threatened and has light blue or silver scales. Peaceful and secluded, lives in high altitudes.

Aquarius - Most feral looking – long snout with sharp jaws. Acid drips from its mouth almost constantly. Has dull green scales and short legs. Very interesting to spectate but not safe to.

Pisces - Its scales change color depending on mood. So they change frequently. Always seen tailing another dragon that it finds attractive. Gentle and coy nature.