Signs as Song Lyrics
  • Aries:I can't feel your bones but I can see them. I can't call you up without a reason . I can take a thousand miles and I can drive for hours to your house in the summer. But I could stay for longer if you wanted me to.
  • Taurus:I wish I never laid my eyes, On that pretty face of yours. You have a heart that only a mother could love.
  • Gemini:Troubled sea so deep, troubled home no sleep. You've been flying so high, avoiding the road. Pretending to not feel alone.
  • Cancer:See you distract me, but I'm distracted without you. I don't know how to focus baby teach me how to. Cause I'm standing still again.
  • Leo:One day you will find someone who will love you like you deserve. But tonight I'm the only one left and I'm betting it's a fact that you will never learn.
  • Virgo:I will give you all of me. Just leave your lover, leave him for me.
  • Libra:Come on, baby, calm me down. You’re the only one who knows how.
  • Scorpio:I heard that you like the bad girls. Honey, is that true?
  • Sagittarius:When I trust you we can do it with the lights on. When I trust you we’ll make love until the morning. Let me tell you all my secrets and I’ll whisper ‘til the day’s done
  • Capricorn:I'm angry but I still love you. Pills and potions. We're overdosing. Can't stand it but I still love you.
  • Aquarius:I wanna get high with you in my room. I want it to rain.
  • Pisces:Baby, listen please, I'm not on drugs, I'm not on drugs, I'm just in love. Baby, don't you see?
Sagittarius Sun & Virgo Moon Confession

I give my entire heart out to anyone who approaches me. The way I express how I care for someone, however, is through my actions, not my words. I also have a tendency to give very specific and odd compliments that are often interpreted as an insult by the person receiving them. It’s really a shame, because I care IMMENSELY about all of my friends and family and just about anyone I meet, yet so many people think I’m cold and cruel. [info]

how are the signs like (based on people i know)
  • aries:tbh i never met an aries person that fits the 'fight me' stereotype. 9/10 are extroverts, but usually have great intentions and you always know where you're at with them.
  • taurus:they'll prob never be fake with you and always know how to make you smile. v stubborn. won't change their minds. ever. don't even try. also sweethearts.
  • gemini:always speak before they think. either your best friends for life or the most vengeful people ever. can also be both.
  • cancer:emotionally wrecked selfless babies. really good listeners but also so insecure (why honey?? youre so special)
  • leo:usually confident but there are exceptions. the absolutely best at casual conversations. also rly funny so...what the heck??? where are your flaws
  • virgo:is like such a helper to their friends but sometimes forgets to help themselves. get rly frustrated if something doesn't go as planned. stop hiding your feelings babe!!
  • libra:must be like v tired. also sweethearts, don't forget to love urself a little too. go have a party by yourself.
  • scorpio:the type of person that always remembers inside jokes and cute memories. great listeners, need to open up a little. v strong and sexy.
  • sagittarius:some pretty chill outgoing peeps. give some of the bestest advice, great huggers but can never focus.
  • capricorn:they won't try to sugarcoat your problems. they'll tell you how it is. also have a lot of knots in their neck....maybe try a massage idk
  • aquarius:usually fangirls. also don't underestimate the power of your #trufriends. being popular doesn't last forever. btw ur rly fun to be around.
  • pisces:sweeties lost in the sea of weird thoughts. walking talking breathing stoners. usually with a bit of an attitude.
things i think of w each sign

aries - constant joking, entertainment, nice eyebrows

taurus - appreciation, nature, coziness

gemini - light heartedness, caffeine, festivals

cancer - adorable yet scary, great listeners, cute laughs

leo - great conversationalist, sunshine, huge love for mankind

virgo - silly jokes, small animals, GREAT aesthetics

libra - sweethearts, very intelligent, chill ppl in general

scorpio - the feeling before going on a roller coaster, friends for life, giggles on the beach

sagittarius - random car trips, cold coffee, filmmakers

capricorn - passionate, dreamers but they make it happen, powerful

aquarius - confusion, peppermint tea, inner strength

pisces - creative souls, good with people, flowers blooming

Aries// You aren’t right 92% of the time please stop insisting you are

Taurus// The only person who doesn’t think you’re stubborn, possessive, and greedy is you

Gemini// You’re the only one who believes you

Cancer// Truth is everyone sees through your victim complex so you can stop pretending you’ve never stepped on an ant

Leo// It’s time to stop bragging about that door you held open for someone 3 years ago

Virgo// Your extensive knowledge on polar bears will get you nowhere if you’re stranded on an island

Libra// Instead of pretending to have self-esteem, get some

Scorpio// You hate when people interrupt you but you never give anyone a chance to get a word in

Sagittarius// Stop blaming your shitty choices on everyone else

Capricorn// Never being on time doesn’t lead us to believe you have something better to do

Aquarius// Picking on other people doesn’t make you better it makes you a prick

Pisces// Quit telling people you just met your problems, they don’t know you enough to care

A celeb with the same horoscope as you!
  • Aries: James Franco, Lady gaga
  • Taurus: Al pacino, Amber Heard 
  • Gemini: Tupac, Angelina Jolie
  • Cancer: Lana Del Rey, Princess Diana 
  • Leo: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Madonna 
  • Virgo:  Beyonce knowles, Michael Jackson
  • Libra: Mariana And The Diamonds, Sofia Vergara  
  • Scorpio: Leonardo DiCaprio, Emilia Clarke 
  • Sagittarius: Nicki Minaj, Brad Pitt
  • Capricorn: Norman Reedus, Elvis Presley
  • Aquarius: Bob Marley, Evan Peters 
  • Pisces: Rihanna, Kurt Cobain 
the signs as favorite things
  • Aries:laughing so much it hurts
  • Taurus:baggy sweaters/cozy clothes
  • Gemini:rainy nights & sunny days
  • Cancer:long hugs filled with genuine affection
  • Leo:making people smile
  • Virgo:knowing you can just be yourself
  • Libra:british accents
  • Scorpio:cats
  • Sagittarius:books you can't put down
  • Capricorn:hot cocoa/coffee
  • Aquarius:songs that explain how you feel
  • Pisces:the kindness of strangers
tru zodiac descriptions

aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot 
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot 
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties 

Beautiful features of each sign:

Aries: Cheekbones

Taurus: doe eyes

Gemini: Youthfulness

Cancer: Emotive eyes

Leo: mane of hair

Virgo: gentle features

Libra: Dimpled cheeks/ cleft chin

Scorpio: Deep, intense eyes

Sagittarius: Glowing smiles

Capricorn: Bone structure

Aquarius: handsome features

Pisces: Hypnotic eyes

Shit the Signs Say When They Disagree with Your Opinion

Aries- You’re wrong

Taurus- No

Gemini- bullshittttttttttttttttttttt

Cancer- Ok, but let me explain..

Leo- That’s nice…

Virgo- Source?

Libra- Let’s agree to disagree


Sagittarius- Whatever

Capricorn- Didn’t ask what you thought, did I?

Aquarius- Why?

Pisces- You’re entitled to your opinion

best to worst sign to crush on
  1.  Libra. best to crush on cause they’re sweethearts!!
  2. Aries. yes, you always know where they stand
  3. Leo. *crushes on you too*
  4. Pisces. genuinely cares about your emotional state & gives you cookies
  5. Gemini. thinks it’s cool and hangs out with you a lot
  6. Cancer. appreciates it v much and tries not to hurt you
  7. Virgo. sends mixed signals
  8. Aquarius. may act a lil cold because they dont understand WHY.
  9. Scorpio. just ignores you or lets you down easily if they care enough
  10. Taurus. says: aw. then: no. sorry
  11. Capricorn. HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW if they’re interested or not???
  12. Sagittarius. don’t cling but don’t be cold. don’t be overbearing but don’t be detached. don’t over do it but don’t give up. easy

(as in when you have a crush on the signs. not how you act when you have a crush).

the signs when their fav is being problematic

aries - didn’t hear about it bc they’re too busy doing stupid shit

taurus - next

gemini - im sorry….you made me do this….[drags them]

cancer - i trusted you. how dare you…

leo - [unfollows on everything] [refollows]

virgo - i feel so betrayed right now…..

libra - you have one more chance

scorpio - [goes awf on them on every social media site] [still loves them]

sagittarius - bye!

capricorn - [pretends they no longer exist]

aquarius - prove your worth to me

pisces - this isn’t happening…please no

The Zodiac Signs as Parents!

Aries: Enjoys dressing up, painting and playing with their children. Can be quite impatient though!

Taurus: Soccer mom/ dad who’s always encouraging their kids to do better! You’ll teach your kids to never give up easily!

Gemini: Sets a few rules and then observes to see if the child will abide by them. If not, you’ll either make the rules worse or let them go depending on your mood.

Cancer: With you huge family, you enjoy spending time together. You’re always making sure everyone is okay and not feeling left out. Kinda that “typical” mom (or dad) who’s always cooking and GIVING HUGS!

Leo: Let your kids run around naked and do as they will, but handing out consequences for their bad actions is what makes you the leader.

Virgo: The parent who still somehow manages to look really good even after a sleepless night.

Libra: You prefer spending your time with your many animals, but end up having a baby and it’s be the greatest addition to your life. You struggle for a while at first, but with help from your partner, you succeed. 

Scorpio: You’re not exactly the biggest fan of children, except your own! You praise your child non-stop and think he/ she is the best child IN THE WORLD

Sagittarius: The hippie parent who raises their flower child in only a positive environment. No technology, no negativity. 

Capricorn: You let your kid learn at their own pace and have free will. You want them to be 100% their own person, with a few steers here and there. 

Aquarius: You’re a little lazy and end up not fulfilling your duties. Your partner thankfully is a freaking magician and knows every freaking trick their is to know about raising children! Thank goodness!

Pisces: You plan on having no children. You want to travel the world, but these travels are most likely to change your mind, and you’ll obviously be the most educationally fun parent omg