You’re on the lam, you’re on the run
Don’t give your name, you don’t have one
And don’t look no one in the eye
This town will try to suck you dry
They’ll suck your brain
They’ll suck your breath
They’ll pluck the heart right out your chest
They’ll truss you up in your Sunday best
And stuff your mouth with cotton
—  Hermes in “Wait For Me” from Hadestown

Author’s Note: i ruined my own ass with this one. chanyeol posted some instagram mess and i’ve been wrecked since 10AM.

Summary: You meet Chanyeol at a club, and you force yourself to be honest with yourself - about your wants, your needs, and who you really could be. 

Pairing: Chanyeol x Reader (oc; female)

Genre: smut

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: explicit sex; explicit language; dirty talk

Word Count: 4,773

Originally posted by babyuns

You aren’t really sure how you got here.

This is not like you.

Lie: you know exactly how you got here. With him. Pressed against your back with his hands on your hips; moving you, guiding you, easing you against his half-hard groin in time with the music. In the dark.

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Hubby and i were suppose to go to the beach with some friends of ours this past Saturday. Unfortunately, the husband fell ill so they couldn’t go with us. So hubby and I made it a beach date with just the two of us.

It was a Beautiful day.  We got there early as to avoid the long lines. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky and it was a comfortable day, not too hot, although the water was freezing.

It didn’t take too long for the beach to pile up with other visitors. One couple that set up just off of us had a really cool four wheel cart that both hubby and I really liked. it would make life so much easier with having to card the cooler, umbrella’s and everything else you decide to take to the beach.  

Finally hubby got up off his chair and walked over to him. I heard him ask about the four wheel cart and ask where they got it. I got up and walked over to say hi. Allan, the husband was tall, probably in his late thirties, short dirty blonde hair, he medium built with a bit of a belly. Kelly, the wife was shorter, a bit bigger than he was , large tits and long black hair. One thing I noticed about her, was that Carly Simon type mouth and smile. Very sexy.

Anyway, we found out that they lived about 5 hours away and are in our area on vacation. They bought the cart at a Canadian Tire where they are from. After hubby and I said that we would have to look for one later on, we said it was nice to meet them and went back to sit out at our spot.

For a few hours, hubby and I sat at our spot, read and watched people on the beach. Finally it was hot enough to go into the water. But wow, the water was freezing! My nipples were very perky and evident through my bikini top.

The couple that we talk with earlier came into the water and made their way over to us. The husband was fine with the cold water and dove right in but Kelly wasn’t so convinced and was shivering as she slowly made her way over to us.

“I can’t believe how cold the water is!” She said shivering in front of us. Both arms across her large breasts. Her goosebumps were showing.

“ I know right.” I pointed to my erect nipples.

Just as I did that Allan came up out of his swim towards us and saw me pointing to my nipples and howled with laughter. “That’s something you don’t expect to see coming out of the water.”

I smiled back at him and Hubby piped up, “that’s nothing, you can hang your jacket up most days on those hard nipples.”

Allan Laughed again. We talked a while in the water about their life and how they were just married and this was pretty much their honeymoon vacation. I had my sunglasses on so neither of them saw me checking them out. Both Kelly and I got too cold so we all went back to our spots on the beach.  

A couple more hours passed, we read some more, hubby and I took a walk along the shore and I even got in a power nap. Time not surprisingly went fast. It was now almost 6 pm. People were starting to clear out of the beach. The beauty about having older kids is that we weren’t in a big hurry to get home. They can easily fend for themselves.  So Hubby and I made the decision to stay and watch the sunset. Kelly and Allan were still there as well. They eventually asked if they could bring some chairs to watch the sunset with us.

We all laughed and talked the evening away, all the while watching other people walking and playing out in the water. Commenting on other bathing suits and in some cases lack there of.

Sunset finally came and it was beautiful. We all managed to snap some amazing pics. Once the sun went down we all started to pack to leave for the night when Allan walked back to our spot.

“Are you guys hungry?” He asked. “We are heading out to a restaurant after we head to the hotel and clean up.”

Hubby and I looked at each other for a moment, “we would love to but were going to need to get cleaned up as well.” I said looking at hubby.

“Well, if you guys don’t mind, come back to out hotel and fresh’in up there.” Kelly said walking up to us. “We don’t think your murderers after all. “ She said with her Carly Simon smile.

“And we won’t bite. Much.” Allan said with a laugh.

So hubby and I were driving behind this couple that we just met today. They were really friendly and felt very comfortable with them. You could tell that they felt the same way about us.

“Who knew that asking about a four wheeled cart would turn into this!?” Hubby said as he drove behind them.

We pulled into this Motel that was about 20 minutes away from the beach. It looked like one one those 60′s motels with a large lit up sign outside. Inside it confirmed my thought. shag carpet was all around and the bed even had one of those coin machines that made the bed vibrate.

“We found this place on line.” Kelly said as she put her stuff down by the closet. “The new owners of this place turned it into an authentic 60′s style motel.”

“It’s too cool. I wouldn’t mind staying here sometime myself.” I said looking around.

Kelly showered first as Allan, myself and hubby sat around talking. When she finished I went in for a shower then Allan and hubby. Once we were all cleaned up we took one vehicle (our Van) to the restaurant. For a couple of hours we sat, ate and drank wine. We all were laughing and had a great time. Hubby was driving so he only had one beer, then drank water for the rest of the evening.

By the time we left the restaurant, the three of us were feeling pretty good. The wine def had its effect on us. Hubby was getting a kick out of our silly behavior during the van ride home.

“Omg, I’m really glad we met you guys today.” Kelly said flashing the smile.

“Hubby said on our way to the Motel that its funny how this all started because he asked where you guys got your cart from.” I smiled back at her.

We pulled into the Motel and they asked if we wanted to come back up to their room to chat some more. We did, and what happened after that is a blur to me, but I’m sure hubby would be able to tell you.Could have been too much wine or something, But, sometime after that and a couple more drinks, I was licking Allan’s sizable cock head as he stood in front of me as I sat in the chair next to the bed.

His shirt was off and his belly was hitting the top of my head as I held his cock that was sticking up of his boxer shorts. He was moaning as he held my head with both hands thrusting in and out out my mouth.

“Christ, you have a fantastic mouth.” He moaned . His large balls hitting my chin. I didn’t know where hubby was at this time, but between the loud sucking sounds coming from my mouth, I did hear Kelly moaning. Allan took his cock out of my mouth and slapped my face with it a few times leaving wet marks on my cheek. I finally saw Kelly laying on the bed, her top was still on and hubby was between her legs eating her pussy. Both her hands were on his head as she thrusted up into him.

“You like seeing that?” Allan asked as he stroked his cock in front of my face.

“Yes!” was all I could respond with.

Hubby and i don’t swing very often because he has to be careful with  his job, but when we do, its so hot watching him. I know the pleasure Kelly was in because hubby can really eat a pussy good!

“Good.” Allan said standing me up and bending me over the bed beside where Kelly was laying. He lifted my sundress and pulled my bikini bottoms down. At first he started rubbing his fat cock up and down my ass, then I felt his hands spread my ass cheeks and his tongue rimmed my ass and pussy.

I reached out to Kelly and pulled her sundress open exposing her right breast and started tweaking her large brown nipple causing her to cry out. I felt Allan’s tongue enter my pussy from behind and I leaned down more and took her nipple in my warm mouth. She let out a yelp and came on hubby’s face causing him to moan.

It wasn’t long before I was moaning loudly and came on Allan’s face as well. He stood up and entered me from behind. That thick cock filling me. I braced myself on the bed sheets as he began fucking me hard. His hips slapping into me causing the bed to shake. Hubby came up to me and kissed me so I could taste Kelly on my lips.

“She tastes good, doesn’t she?” He smiled at me.

“Yes.” I moaned back as my hole body shook with pleasure. Allan didn’t slow down. He kept thrusting hard into me.

I came again.

Hubby climbed on top of Kelly missionary and slid his hard cock deep inside her causing another loud yelp. He held her legs up past his big shoulders and started fucking her with long steady thrusts.

The room was loud with moaning, yelping, slapping and the bed banging hard against the wall. I’m sure the people in the next room were getting an earful.

Allan had one hand on my hip and the other on the shoulder as he fucked me from behind. Hubby pulled out of Kelly and turned her over into the doggy position and entered her from behind. I swear I never heard anyone yelp during sex before, but that girl, was def a yelper.  

Allan announced that he was going to cum and I reached under and took his swinging balls in my hand. He let out a soft moan then a loud grunt as he pulled out and shot spurt after spurt of hot cum onto my ass. He sat down in the chair trying to catch his breath, I knelt down and took his semi soft cock into my mouth to suck him dry.

I heard hubby picking up the pace as Kelly’s yelps turned to mini screams. The bed was banging harder against the wall as hubby pulled out and came all over her ass and back.

We continued to sit around in the hotel room, each of us in a different form of semi undress.

How did this all start anyway!?” I finally asked.

Kelly broke out in laughter. “Omg, you don’t remember?”

I shook my head as all three of them looked at me.

“When we got back into the room.” Hubby began to explain. “ Allan asked so what do you guys want to do. You said , Lets fuck. It surprised us all.”

“ I thought you were just joking around, but I stood up in front of you and asked what you had in mind.” Allan said with a smile. “ Next thing you know, you were massaging my cock through my shorts.”

“oh.” I said sheepishly

“I didn’t even realized you to were swingers.” Kelly said handing us all a bottle of water.

“Occasionally.” Hubby replied.

“Were not.” she smiled back. “But we could very well be now.”

“ Oh look dear, we converted another one.” Hubby joked.

Another hour passed by and it was getting late so hubby and I announced that we were going to leave. I got up to use the washroom. Allan came in behind me, left the door open and began to kiss me. His hand reached down under my sundress and felt my wet pussy. I moaned as his lips touched mine. His tongue played with mine as he fingered me.

The bathroom faced away from the bed room so hubby couldn’t see, Allan lifted me up onto the bathroom counter and moved closer. His hard cock sticking straight out. He took it into his hands and we both watched as he moved it up and down my pussy lips.

I couldn’t hear anything in the next room so I didn’t know if hubby was getting ready or not. Allan moved forward and his hard cock slid straight into me. We kissed passionately as his hips slapped into me. I held his ass cheeks feeling them tighten with each hard thrust. Everything on the counter was moving as we moaned .

Allan took both my legs and widened them apart with both arms as he fucked me. It was so hot knowing our spouses were in the next room. Allan then pulled out, moved me forward a bit and put his cock head on my asshole.

“You think hubby will be angry?” He whispered in my ear as he slowly pushed his cock into my ass.

“He’s not in here.” I whispered back feeling his hard cock entering my ass.

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off this ass all day.” he breathlessly whispered into my ear. “I was imagining how fucking tight your ass must be.”

He was all the way in my tight ass. His arms wrapped around me and started kissing my neck as he fucked my ass.

“Your.” hard thrust in. “So” another hard thrust. :Fucking.” Tight!” his hard thrust shook the bathroom counter as he whispered into me ear.

I was so fucking wet and horny. It was so hot having my ass fucked t with hubby in the next room.

His hard cock filled my ass and the sensation was driving my crazy. I could feel my orgasm building so I reached down between us to rub my clit. That was enough to send me over the edge and I had a amazing orgasm. Crying out, scratching his shoulder with my finger nails.

“I’m going to cum, where do you want it?” he was way beyond breathless at this point.

“In my ass.” I replied back holding onto his naked ass.

He thrust a could more times and cried out with his own orgasm as his cock pulsed inside my ass as his warm cum filled me.

“Holy fuck that was awesome.” He said breathing deeply. “ Kelly doesn’t even let me fuck her ass.” he confessed whispering in my ear.

He helped me off the bathroom counter and as we left the bathroom we could hear the bed banging up against the wall. As we made our way around the corner, all we saw was Kelly lying on the bed and hubby was on top of her, his bare ass thrusting in and out as he fucked her sexy mouth.

We stood there watching as she held onto his ass with both hands, Her mouth making wet gagging sounds. It wasn’t too long until he came in her mouth. She swallowed every drop.

When he climbed off they both looked at us and she smiled licking her lips. It was another couple hours before we left as we had another fuck session. Were hoping to see them again soon and make this a regular thing. I have messaged Allan back and forth a few times since then.

Fingers crossed.

midnight pisces confessions

i’m still awake… and i should be asleep… i need rest, i need rest and recluse more than i need life. they say my problem is my sensitivity, but thats the only sense that’s never fleeting, i can’t seem to hold onto anything, ideas, thoughts, visions, needs, they vanish as i move from room to room, from person to person as my life becomes sucked more and more dry, they stop crying but i hold some strange sadness for hours. if they could understand maybe it would stop, but who would understand, nobody has ever understood me

power trip (m) | pkjm

fratboy!jimin smut
a sleazy fratboy thinks he could get any girl he wants, until he meets you
word count: 1851
genre: smut SMUT!! SMUT!! S MU T
warning: sleazy jimin, dom!jimin, sub!jimin??, explicit language, oral 

[a/n]: this is a continuation from dangerous waters !!! im honestly genuinely surprised at the amount of love dangerous waters got bc it was my first smut and i was scared it was going to be BAD but here’s a part two !!

Originally posted by 9taefox

Maybe he lost interest in you. Maybe he’d forgotten about the blue balls you gave him nights before. You sat in the library, doodling on the corner of your notebook. Your mind had been filled with thoughts of Jimin. Bad thoughts. Thoughts that you kept to yourself because they were just that foul to tell another soul. 

Thinking about Jimin’s tongue made you squirm in your seat during lectures. It made you go insane, knowing that there was no way you’d cross paths. Jimin was in a completely different section of campus and your paths never intersected. 

So you weren’t surprised at his idleness. He didn’t care that much about seeing you again. Guys like him can get laid any night they wanted, with whomever they wanted. It was hard to hide your disappointment though. You had so much hope in him.

You peered up at the sound of gasps echoing throughout the silent library. It was late at night, but there was always a handful of girls from your dorm that occupied the library. 

Jimin came speed walking towards you, rather upset. Perking up, you tried to fix the falling strands from your messy ponytail. You looked like a complete mess. It was a study night for you and that usually meant a random t-shirt and sweats. Your hair was thrown into a loose, wild ponytail to get it out of your eyes.

“You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for you.” Jimin panted heavily as he slammed his hands onto your table. 

Your eyes widen at his statement, and you blinked at him confused. “What?”

“I spent the past two weeks trying to figure out where you went, or where you were. If you hadn’t notice, you never exactly left me a number.” A light pink grazed upon your soft cheeks as you realized how you foolishly over analyzed the situation. Jimin had been looking for you.

“I was beginning to think you didn’t—” 

“—well erase every negative thought about me not wanting you, because you’ve been all I’ve wanted recently.”  You gulped at his suggestive comment and watched as his eyes darted from your lips to refocus on your eyes.

Getting up, you gathered your things. You whispered, “help me pack my things, so we can move into one of the study rooms.” 

Jimin caught on and quickly helped you with your books. Everyone left in the library watched as Jimin The Sleaze pulled you towards the empty study rooms. He closed the door as softly as possible to avoid any suspicion from the librarian. 

“Someone’s in a hurry. Why don’t you stay a bit, Jimin?” You said seductively, no longer needing to whisper due to the sound proof walls. 

“Give me a reason to stay.” Jimin pulled out a chair and sat leisurely in it, legs spread wide open. He was wearing gray sweat pants and a long white shirt. His tasseled black hair peaked, exposing his forehead. He had silver rings that wrapped around his index and ring fingers. A sweet, sterling sliver bracelet dangling around his wrist. 

“I’ll give you more than a reason.” You whispered as you approached him, exaggerating your hips a bit. Bending down, you grazed softly against his lips.

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BTS Reaction - walking in on them while having sex under the shower


Privat time was rare at the moment, so you took a heated shower before the other members caught you in action.


His big hands slowly wandered down your wet body until they lay flat on your breasts, massaging them before Namjoon leaned down to press his full lips on yours. As always did he taste good, his lips wetted by the warm water running down his face ere he pushed you down on your knees.

“Do me a favour and suck me off”, Namjoon said aloud, shivers running down your spine while doing as he said. He was a good lover, perfectly dominant and utterly cute outside the bedroom.

“You’re so turned on”, you said, gliding your hands around his cock.

“I am baby”, he just said, head falling back as you took him in your mouth. Slurping sounds filling the room, from the water that splashed constantly over your bodies and you, sucking on his dick extremely loud. You looked up, seeing him grin at you with his dimples for your display, hair falling on his forehead and as you were deepening your motion you heard someone opening the door, a loud inhale letting both your heads shoot to the door.

“Ever heard from knocking?”, it was Namjoon who scoffed at Jimin who stood there, eyes drawn by your naked figure and Namjoon’s cock close to your face.

“Sorry guys!”, was all the shocked boy said and the door was shut again. Laughing you tried to stand up, the mood ruined, but a big hand stopped you.

“Who said you’re done, baby?”, Namjoon whispered with his deep voice pulling your hair to finish what you started, not bothered by Jimin any further.


Jin had waited for you inside the bathroom for several minutes. You were finally here with him and why not showering together as the other members were out partying? And then you stepped inside the room, nothing but a bathrobe covering your shoulders. Jin grabbed you by the waist, pressing his pink lips onto yours and as you two deepened the kiss he slowly slid down the robe from your shoulders. The water of the shower was already dampening the air around you as you two giggling made your way inside the booth, hot water dripping off your bodies. In no time he held you in his arms, his kisses getting more passionate as you clung on his wide, muscular shoulders.

“I want you”, he whispered and while you two played with each others tongues you heard faint footsteps, but as all sounds stopped you were sure that it was nothing. Therefore you grabbed his cock, Jin hissing, and started bumping up and down. The tall man began peppering your jaw with kisses whereas your hand circled around his cock to make him ready to have sex.

“Holy shit, guys lock the door!”, a shocked Namjoon disturbed your private time, his eyes narrowed were your hand met Jin’s dick while the spoken one tried to cover your body with his wet one.

“Don’t you stare at her and get out!”, Jin said, his voice laced with anger, but as he looked at you, you both started to hysterically laugh falling into each others arms.

“God, these boys never learn to knock!”

It wasn’t what you expected, but after you got out the shower your love game finally started inside his locked bedroom.


Hoseok moved inside you, your leg wrapped around his hip while he held you by your waist, head buried in the crook of your neck. It was midnight already as to why you tried to stay quiet, the other boys already sleeping as it was the first night they came back from their tour. Hoseok had pulled you in as you handed him a towel and one thing topped the other. He had the hips of a dancer, moving them like a god. This motion muffled your loud moans, the feeling of his cock inside your pussy making you mewl his name.

“Stay quiet, y/n baby”, he chuckled, his beautifully shaped face looking at yours. “Or do you want the members to hear you?”

You shook your head, but what should you do? The hot water and his movements turning your mind upside down. You clung onto him, arms wrapped around his neck to pull him closer, kissing his lips to muffle your next moans. His thrust got deeper as he pulled your leg higher. You felt how close he was, his breaths shallow, held back as far as possible not to pant.

“I’m coming, baby-”

“Sorry, sorry sorry”, Jungkook held a hand in front of his face, ashamed at the sight in front of him as he barged in the room almost soundless. “I haven’t seen anything. Good night, guys.”

You heard a shriek on your boyfriend’s lips as Jungkook opened the door, shock rushing down his spine, but Hoseok didn’t stop, his cum already spurting into you as the younger boy opened the door. You hadn’t even realized that your boyfriend just had his orgasm, but his relieved glance told you he just did.

“I couldn’t hold back, baby. I’m sorry”, he shot you his sunshine smile, awkwardness lacing it as you kissed him.


“Yoongi?”, you called for him a hundredth time already, running through the house. You just had seen the other guys leaving their home, except your boyfriend. You wandered from room to room as you finally heard it. Smiling you opened the door, stopping dead in your tracks. Yoongi stood there, head narrowed to his cock, a hand wrapped around it moving up and down fast. Licking your lips you knocked on the open door, his head shooting towards you. At first he looked damn angry, but then he had the usual mocking smirk plastered on his lips.

“Wanna stand there forever or suck me dry?”, his voice was laced with annoyance, but you didn’t hesitate another second, stripping off your clothes before you lasciviously walked towards the boy who crossed his arms in front of his chest. “Or should I take you from behind as a punishment of your disturbance?”

You purred holding up your ass high while leaning against the cold wall, the heat of the water flowing onto your bare heat. Yoongi didn’t wait and put his cock at your entrance. But as he wanted to push inside your folds you both heard it. The creak of the door, Taehyung and Hoseok fighting to get inside the bathroom first.

“Hyung, I had to pee from the begging, you only-” Four wide eyes watched as Yoongi’s head slowly turned around, his wet hair covering his eyes. He didn’t have to say a word and the door was shut again.

“Sorry Hyung!”, Taehyung shouted through the door. “Yes, sorry bro, just do whatever lewd things you wanted to start right now”, a chuckling Hoseok shouted.

Embarrassed you tried to get up, but a hand on your neck pushed you back down. “Now I’m furious.”


Jimin’s hands roamed around your ass, finger grazing your entrance from behind. His face was covered with his hair that he pushed back, his plump lips wetted from the flowing water. It was ice cold as he was sheltered by your body and the wall, but you stood under the sprinkler he had puposely opened to the cold side. Shivering his fingers slid over your heated pussy, kissing your soft flesh from behind. You had agreed to shower with him, most of the guys out or in their studios, too busy with themselves to disturb your actions in their main bathroom.

“You know why cold water, princess?”, Jimin hummed, his lips slowly reaching your bareness from behind. “My tongue will feel a lot hotter on your pussy and look at those hard nipples and goosebumps, princess. So beautiful.”

With that you felt his lips on your core, tongue drawing lines from your folds to your clit as you arched your back, head now under the ice water. He was right, your body vibrated as you felt his muscle on your pussy, the heat making you moan immediately. Jimin knew his way around you, some experiences with other women helping him turn your coin several times a night.

“Princess, you’re as delicious as ever”, he sent vibrations through your core which made you tremble. His one hand around your hip to help you stand he licked a stripe back down from your clit to your folds, roaming inside your pussy. Then the water got warmer, Jimin turning it around until you felt his fingers back at your entrance, pushing one in the moment the door opened.

Jin’s eyes met yours. “For real? God, I-I’m going. Lock the door next time, jesus!” The lewd sounds of Jimin’s tongue on your skin stopped as you looked back to see Jimin holding his hands up his face before he fell on his naked butt, laughing in waves as he held onto you not to fall down again.


Another stinging smack on your ass you cried out his name in pain mixed with pleasure. Taehyung and you stood under the shower, his hips mercilessly thrusting into you from behind while he bruised your ass in front of him. The boys were busy with their own stuff and Tae already through with the recording session for the new album as to why you two sneaked inside the bathroom to fuck inside the shower.

“You should be quiet, Kitten”, Taehyung’s voice was hoarse, the warm water spilling from his lips as he rubbed the spot he just hit. You hummed, your own voice distrusting as his hips hit your ass, the flesh wobbling for his display. “You turn me on so much”, he said breathlessly, head falling back, eyes closed while he grunted every time his cock was newly buried inside you.

Your breasts bounced up and down, the heated water fogging the air around you, sweat pooling on your back. As Taehyung’s body was covered with the warm water out of the sprinkler you moaned, a moan that was loud enough for everyone to hear. Then a faint knock was heard at the corner of your brain, but Tae didn’t seem to hear it as to why you closed your eyes again until a cough woke you. Yoongi stood in the door, leaning casually against the frame with crossed arms. Taehyung didn’t stop seeing his hyung while you just stared at Yoongi with wide eyes.

“Faster Tae, I have to pee or lock the fucking door next time”, he was pissed, tardily closing the door behind him while you felt another smack on your ass.

“Ignore him, Kitten.”


It was a winter day, snowball fights, cold weather and hot chocolate the best things in the world. Except for one thing. Jungkook holding you against the wall inside the shower, hot water flowing down your bodies, fucking you. His strong arms lifted you up while he wrapped your legs around his waist. Jungkook’s pink lips moved on yours while he thrust deep into you, your toes curled as you closed your hands in his hair, passionately making out while his hips hit yours, cock buried deep inside your pussy.

“I might come too fast, y/n”, the boy’s voice was raspy, his breaths stuck in his throat from your exhausting position. “You’re just too hot, babe.”

Whimpers fell from your lips as you buried your face in his neck, your fingers pulling at his dark, wet hair while you felt him slowing down. It was perfect, the heat inside the shower leaving both of you panting. Jungkook’s thrust became sloppy, his quiet moans a whisper in your ear as a shocked Jimin locked eyes with you over Jungkook’s head. Your breath hitched as to why Jungkook thought you liked how he circled his hips, starting to do it over and over again.

“J-Jungkook”, you tapped at his shoulder signalling the boy to turn around and as he did he was furious that Jimin didn’t move an inch.

“Look away! Close the door before I get you, fuck man”, he shouted, covering your body with his big one as Jimin closed the door without another word. “Sorry, babe.”

You shook your head, a faint smile on your lips as you kissed him, his angry self vanishing as you rolled your hips against his, motioning him to at least finish what he started before he would rip his older brother’s head off.


A/N: Request from anon. I love the thought of vampire!Kylo so much, seriously. So… there we go. The darker the better, right? ;-)

6th October: My possession. 👤 | feat. Kylo Ren

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Warnings: vampire!Kylo, abduction, mentions of violence, blood play, smut, non-con

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Black Men Don’t Want Black Women To Choose Better

Hey Black Women.

If you are a Black woman who has ever had a failed relationship with a Black man whether it was because of him being physically abusive, verbally abusive, or just generally unfit for a relationship then I am sure you have heard the same slogan from unsympathetic Black men who will tell you to stop complaining about it and “choose better”.

The only pseudo “advice” that these men have to offer you consists of criticizing your ability to choose a decent Black male partner, which ultimately dismisses all accountability on behalf of that Black man who hurt you. Black men like to spew this same ridiculous story that Black women only choose “thugs” and reject “good guys”. Never mind the fact that incompetent Black men can come from many backgrounds.

The irony is Black men will tell you that you must choose better. However; they are not sincere. Here is why.

How often do you hear Black men complaining about Black women having standards? Very often.

They will call us gold diggers if we expect them to be financially responsible.

Black women do not even require Black men to be rich to be proper partners, as this is a classist society, understandably. But financially responsible meaning they should not be roaching off of Black women and refusing to contribute their share to an arrangement. Or at least they should support themselves instead of trying to suck Black women dry for money, a place to stay, food, a car, etc.

They tell us we should hold a Black man down no matter what he is going through or how he is treating us. They encourage us to accept the bare minimum from a Black man. They demand that we always give Black men second and third chances no matter how abusive or uninvested they are.

But then. . Once a Black woman begins to complain after being hurt by one of them, she is told by those SAME Black men to shut up, blame herself, and “choose better”.

The truth is that they really do not want you to choose better because then many of them would NOT qualify to be with you. What they want is a way to blame you for how their collective treats you and their overused line “Choose better” gives them the opportunity to do that.

So here is my advice for Black women who date men.


If you want to be treated with romance, affection, and ultimate respect…you can have that!

And here is the catch.

You aren’t obligated to limit yourself to any specific race, ethnicity, background, age demographic, culture, religion, or any type of men.

You do NOT owe that to any community.

Your autonomy is yours. Dating and otherwise.

This means you can date absolutely ANY man who makes you happy.

Get out and explore your options!

Black women are long overdue for doing this.

Go out and look beautiful because you’re freaking GORGEOUS, Black women.

Meet men of all kinds and qualify all of them. Don’t accept mistreatment from ANY man regardless of who he is because another man can always do you better.

Date a beautiful Black man or a handsome White man or an interesting Hispanic man or a fun Asian man. Date an older man with some seasoning to him or a younger man with some spontaneity to him. Date men of many different cultures and learn something new about their culture and let them embrace and learn your culture. Date a man who is an artist who can paint a picture of you or a man who is very sexual and can satisfy you in the bedroom.

Whatever you do, do NOT tolerate misogynoir, racism, or abuse from ANY man no matter what race, culture, or background he belongs to.

Yes that includes BLACK men, as Black men are guilty of spewing misogynoir against us just like any man can.

There is no superior race/culture/age demographic/background of men because toxic men come from all backgrounds.

BUT the key is to be open to an individual man who can be a perfect fit for YOU.

I’m wishing you the best of luck, Black women.

Don’t let men break you. You’re magnificent.


Originally posted by lovingluke

A/N: This is so raunchy like raunchy to the point that it should have more warnings…

Warning: Contains Sexual Content. View At Your Own Risk!!!

     The smell that emitted off of Luke had your senses on high. You loved the smell Luke came home with after a full day of work. It was the same smell that followed Luke home when he had just finished working out. It made you want to climb on him and possibly suck the soul out his body. The minute he came home you had jumped on him. Initiating an intense makeout and marking his skin to your liking. This had gone on for weeks and each time Luke came close to actually getting your clothes off and fucking you until your mind went numb you’d pull away. The constant teasing had angered Luke to a point where he decided to play you at your own game. Luke’s version of teasing was of course tortuous. He was already dominate in bed but when it came to punishing you Luke became a whole different person.

You were stark naked, hands tied behind your back, and nipple clamps clung to your breasts. Your chest heaved up and down in exhilaration and your eyes were watered with tears as the pain subsided. Luke’s hand ran over your ass trying to smooth away the pain. His hand cold against your now hot skin. You swallowed hard and your eyes squeezed shut in pain went Luke sent another harsh slap to your ass. Another yelp left your lips and you let out a small moan “Fifty,” the number left your lips in a staggered breath and you were beginning to see stars. Luke licked at his bottom lip and his hand slipped between your legs. A grin made its way onto his face at how soaked you were. Your juices slipped down your thigh and coated Luke’s fingers. Your clit throbbed when his fingertips brushed over it and your body shook.

“I don’t think you’ve had enough,” Luke said, grasping one of your still burning ass cheeks and squeezing it. You winced in pain and whimpered as Luke continued to squeeze at the cheeks. “Get up,” he said in a deep voice, yanking at your tied hands to lift you up. Luke let out a sigh of relief when you sat up, relieving the pressure you had placed on his cock. You stood up and legs wobbling beneath you as you turned to face Luke. Luke unzipped his pants and began to pull them down until he was just in his boxers. You quietly stood in your spot, teeth sinking into your bottom lip as you stared at Luke innocently. “Oh no that’s not going to work now,” Luke said, beckoning you over. “You’re the one that did this. You do the crime you pay the time now get on your knees,” he demanded. You did as you were told and carefully sunk down to your knees. Luke walked up to you and his hand reached out to rub at your hair. “Do you know what I want?” Luke questioned, you nodded your head and Luke smirked. “You can talk,” he said.

“Yes, Mister,” you answered, slowly catching your breath. Your mouth watered at the thought and having his cock in your mouth was something you had been longing for. 

“I want to hear you say it,” Luke mumbled, running his thumb over your bottom lip. Your mouth parted and he slipped his thumb between your lips. Luke gaze was dark and a smirk was on his lips as you sucked on his thumb. Tongue sliding along the side like you’d do as if you were sucking him off. You moaned against his thumb and Luke pulled his finger from your mouth. “What do I want you to do?” Luke asked.

“You want me suck your cock, Mister,” you replied. Luke tsked at your words and shook his head. 

“I don’t just want you to suck,” he said, grabbing at your cheeks and making your lips pucker. Luke stared at your darkly a fire burning in his eyes. “I want you to deep throat me…to choke on my cock until your crying and about ready to pass out.” You swallowed hard at his words and his hold on your face loosened. “Do you think you can do that for me?” he softly asked though you knew you didn’t have a choice. You had angered Luke to a point where his thoughts of having you his way couldn’t be changed. Whether he asked you or not you were going to do exactly as he said.

“Yes, Mister I can do that,” you whispered. Luke grinned as stood up straight. You moved closer to Luke and leaned forward your lips kissing at his clothed cock. Luke closed his eyes at the action and you smiled to yourself. You kissed at his skin and then took the hem of his boxer briefs into your mouth. Slowly you pulled them down until his cock was visible and in your face. Luke stepped out of his underwear and then sat down at the edge of the bed. 

“Get to work, Peaches,” he said. Your hands were still tied behind your back and with how tight the strip tie was you knew it was going to leave marks. You bent down, tongue coming out to lick at his cock. It stood erect and a low grunt left Luke’s lips as you continued to lick his cock as if it was a popcicle. You sucked at the head of his cock tongue poking out to lick at his slit and tasting his precum. You pulled away from him and blew cool air onto the head of his cock. “Fuck what did I say about teasing do you want more spanks?” Luke moaned, raising his hips up so push his cock in your face. You shook your head fast, your ass still burning from the fifty slaps Luke had given you before. You hollowed your mouth and took him down your throat. Luke wanted you to deep throat him, so that was exactly what you were about to do. Your head began to bob up and down at a steady pace and a series of moans left Luke’s lips. Your tongue stuck out to rest under his cock as you sucked some more. You came up for air and dipped your head low to fondle with Luke’s balls. Luke sat up on his elbows to watch you. Your head came back up and you took him in your mouth once again keeping eye contact the whole time. “I thought I told you to choke on my cock,” Luke hissed, bucking his hips up and making your gag at the action. You quickly pulled up and coughed for a second before sucking in some air. He looked down at you with raised eyebrows and you quickly nodded. 

“M’sorry, Mister I’ll do as you say,” you whimpered once he roughly grabbed at your hair. Luke nodded for you to continue and you began to take him down your throat once again. This time Luke took control bucking his hips up so that he was fucking your mouth. You moaned around his cock and breathed through your nose to steady your breath. Luke pushed your head far down and you gagged a bit. 

“Take it all the way,” he growled, repeating the action until the tip of your nose hit against Luke’s pubic bones. He held your head down and was muttering dirty nothings in your ear. Luke’s grip on your head loosened to allow you to pull up for a bit of air. Once you had gotten just a smidge of breath he had his cock down your throat again. Luke kept repeating the action and when your head lifted again he moaned at the sight; your lips were swollen in a pout, saliva mixing in with his precum and a string of it following along as you lifted up. “Fuck that’s it, Peaches you’re taking my cock so well,” Luke praised as you took him down your throat again. Tears pricked at the corner of your eyes and Luke kept on fucking your mouth until you were crying. It was getting harder for you to breath and your eyelids fluttered and just as you were about to lose your breath Luke came. Loud moans left his lips and you began to suck him dry and swallowed up his load. “That wasn’t so bad was it?” Luke breathlessly said, resting back into the mattress. His arm came up to rest over face and Luke sucked in a few deep breaths until he had wind down from the high. You were still on your knees going quiet and watching Luke intently. You knew not to move especially since you weren’t sure if Luke was still in a punishing mood or not. “Get up here,” Luke demanded.

You stood up as best as you could with your hands still being tied up and climbed onto the bed. Luke looked over to you with hooded eyes and his hand reached out to rest on your thigh. His fingers trailed up your body to take the nipple clamps off and you let out a sigh of relief as the pain went away. You were soaked and your body ached at the thought of having him fill you up. Luke’s hand slid back down your body then went between your legs and his thumb pressed against your clit. You sucked in a deep breath and your teeth sunk into your bottom lip as Luke softly rubbed at your clit. “Mister please,” you whined, feeling Luke slide a finger into your heat. He added in another finger and began to thrust them into you. 

“Come sit on my face,” Luke said in a low voice, curling his fingers up and making a loud moan leave your lips. He pulled away from your core and reached behind you to take off the strip ties. You began to rub at your wrists and Luke let out a low chuckle. “Don’t be so smug,” Luke said, grabbing at your hands to tie them in front of you this time. “I don’t need you falling without being able to catch yourself,” he said, putting them on tighter this time. You let out a huff and began to move until you were hovering over Luke’s face. Luke licked at his lips and you held onto the headboard as best as you could with tied hands. His hands immediately circled around your thighs and pulled you down closer to his face. Luke moaned at the aroma of your juices and lifted his head to take a long lick between your folds. You gasped at the feeling and your eyes closed in pleasure as Luke took another lick. After teasing you for a while Luke got to work and began to suck at your clit. The sounds of him slurping at your juices echoed in your ears and you began to rock your hips starting to ride Luke’s tongue. You wanted more than just his tongue and with your hands tied up you couldn’t touch him the way you wanted to. 

“Mhm that feels so good, Mister,” you hummed, your grip on the headboard tightening as Luke inched his fingers back into your heat. Luke mumble something against your core the vibrations of his words being sent to your clit. Luke’s other hand reached up to slap at your ass and you whined in pleasure beginning to ride his fingers. Luke smiled at the action and he nibbled at your clit twice before sending two kitty licks up your folds. Luke was teasing you. giving you a taste of your own medicine for the long week of teasing him. It was torture and each time Luke’s tongue lapped at your folds teasingly your knees went weak. He began to thrust his fingers up into you. The digits twisting and turning as his fingertips brushed at your g-spot. Already you could feel your release approaching. Combined with the adrenaline of Luke spanking you and now him fingering and eating you out, it made you in bliss. You began to clench around Luke’s fingers and he pulled away before your orgasm could come. “LUKE!” you whined in frustrations being harshly pulled down from above him. You let out a small yelp and Luke slapped the inside of your thigh close to your clit. 

“What did you call me?” Luke questioned through gritted teeth. He slowly rubbed at your clit and dipped his head down to mark the skin between your earlobe. 

“L-Luke,” you hesitantly repeated, feeling heat flush at your chest as he continued to pleasure you.

“That’s what I thought. What did I tell you to call me?” he asked, hands pulling away from your core. You frowned at the action and gripped at Luke’s wrists. He stopped in action and stared at you darkly. “Let go or you’ll be punished even more,” the words came out in a low voice. So low that it sent a chill down your spine and made a flood of wetness rush towards your core. When your hand didn’t remove Luke tsked and then tore away from your grip. “I don’t want you cumming until I say so got it? And since you decided to disobey me-” Luke climbed off the bed then left out the room. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion and you patiently waited for his return. Your tied hands slid between your legs as best as it could and you began to pleasure yourself as Luke did whatever it was that he was doing. Your head fell back into the pillows as you rubbed at your clit small hums leaving your lips at the pleasure. You knew if Luke had caught you you’d been in trouble, but he had been denying you so you were taking matters into your own hands. Unbeknownst to you Luke had gotten back. He watched with a fire in his eyes as you were playing with yourself. His hands clenching in frustration at the sight. It two long strides Luke had made his way to you. His large hand circled around your ankle and he dragged you to the edge of the bed. “Who said you could touch yourself?” Luke growled, sending a hard pinch to one of your nipples. You whined in both pain and pleasure eyes shooting open to stare at Luke. He pulled you up by the hand ties and to your dismay Luke took them off to tie your hands behind your back once more. Even tighter to the point where they couldn’t move this time. 

“No one, Mister. I’m sorry,” you replied voice wavering. Luke nodded at your words the expression on his face unreadable. Your eyes trailed down his body and landed on his once again hard cock. You knew Luke wanted you just as much as you wanted him. “Do you want me to suck your cock again, Mister?” you innocently asked. A moan slipped passed his lips and Luke’s eyes closed as he tried to focus on not blowing a load right there, He was going to punish you again, but seeing you pleasure yourself made Luke wanted to be balls deep inside of you.

“Face down ass up, Peaches,” he demanded, the tight grip on your ankle releasing as he went to grab the lube from the closet. Luke knew he really didn’t need the lube. You were soaking wet and your juices were already coating your thighs and staining the sheets. The lube was going to add something extra and he knew the feeling would burn once he spanked you again. You slowly turned over onto your side then onto your stomach. It took a lot of strength to lift you hips up with your hands being tied behind your back. You were rested at the edge of the bed and soon felt the coolness of the lube being poured onto your ass. The liquid spilled down between your folds and you wiggled your ass in anticipation. Luke ran the head of his cock between your folds to tease you both. Instead of feeling him enter you like you had expected Luke sent a hard slap to your ass. You gasped in surprise and while you were distracted he swiftly entered you without warning. 

“Oh f-fuck,” you sputtered out a cry of pain leaving your lips as he slid deeper inside of you. Your eyes squeezed shut as you tried to focus on him being inside of you. The pain soon subsided and Luke began with a fast pace. It was almost like he was chasing for his orgasm the sounds of both your slick skins hitting against one one another echoing about the room. Luke was grunting like crazy his moans motivating you. You began to move back into him and felt Luke pour on more lube. Your moans were loud as Luke pounded hard into you his hand reached out to grab at your tied wrists and he pulled you up. Your back arched as you came up Luke’s cock beginning to reach a different angle at the action. 

“You like that?” Luke questioned earning a moan from you. “Mhm? Can anyone else fuck you like this?” he spanked you once again and you let out a tiny scream.

“Yes-no one fucks me like you do Mister,” you purred, head turning to the side to capture Luke’s lips with yours. You missed the taste of his lips and throughout this whole time he hasn’t kissed you once. Luke’s pace slowed to allow you to feel every inch of his cock as he kissed you. Teeth clashing together in a heated kiss, tongues massaging one another. The kiss broke and Luke softly pushed you back down into the pillows. His hips snapped against yours and your thighs quivered as you felt your release approaching. You still hadn’t come from before and from what it seemed Luke wasn’t going to allow you to orgasm just yet. His cock pulling out of you and slipping up and down your folds in a teasing manner. “Mister please,” you whined feeling your walls clench. You felt empty without Luke filling you up and you knew he was stalling. 

“Please what?” Luke said, hand going down to rub at your clit. Your torso fell onto the bed at the pleasure and you shook your head violently. You knew what Luke was doing and you despised him for it. You knew you couldn’t hold out much longer and if he kept playing with you the way that he was you were going to explode. You felt the strip ties come off and you moaned at the relief of no longer feeling pain. Your hands rested on the side of you near your head and your chest rose at a fast pace. “Please what?” Luke repeated, grabbing your ass cheeks and beginning to play with them. 

“Please let me come,” you whispered, lifting up on wobbly arms and pushing back into Luke’s cock. His hands flew to your hips and he gripped it tightly. Luke smirked in response and you turned over to look at him. Eyes wide and a pout on your lips. He climbed onto the bed and lined his cock up with your entrance before slowly sinking in. This time Luke’s strokes were longer this time more agile as he went in deep. Your legs circled around his waist to draw him in closer his pubic bone hitting against your clit in time with his thrusts. Your nails scratched down his back and Luke moaned into the crook of your neck as he rolled his hips into you. You were so close clenching uncontrollably around his cock and seeing stars. One of your hands reached down to rub at your clit. “Let for me baby. Scream my name until your lose your voice,” Luke whispered in your ear, sucking love bites into your skin. Luke gave you a sharp thrust and you came undone beneath him shouting his name at the top of your lungs like he had asked. 

“Fuck it’s yours, Luke!” you screamed, body tensing as waves of pleasure crashed over you.

“That’s right, Peaches this pussy belongs to me.” Luke kept muttering dirty words in your ear riding out your high. A few strokes later Luke let out a low moan and hunched over spilling his seed into you. You moaned at the feeling head drifting from side to side as you began to wind down from the orgasm. Luke pulled out and you moaned at the loss of not having him fill you up. Your orgasm was mind blowing and you felt your body mold into the mattress as the weight of your limbs turned into jelly. The bed shifted and you soon heard the sound of water running. Seconds later Luke came back with a wash cloth. His actions were delicate and careful this time as he touched you. Pulling your legs apart with care and cleaning you up. Even when Luke was being dominant in bed to the point where he was almost animal like he never failed to make sure you were okay. His sweet side coming through once more and taking care of you until you were as comfortable as possible. You loved to be submissive for Luke. Being in charge all day everyday at work was tiring and being dominated for once was pleasurable. You loved the fear it provided but at the same time you knew Luke wasn’t going to hurt you. Even through it all he would protect you.  

BTS Reaction to you giving head then swallowing-

(for anon)


Originally posted by bangtanboysislifeu

When you got on your knees for the first time for Jin, he almost couldn’t believe it. And when you sucked him dry and actually swallowed every last bit of him, he DEFINITELY couldn’t believe it. “Oh my god wow…”


Originally posted by scartic

Yoongi layed back and watched you blow him on the bed. Once he was close, he tapped on your shoulder and told you to move away now. You held both of his hands back and listened while he moaned and finished in your mouth. You looked up with a smile. “Fuck, you’re incredible..”


Originally posted by ngocanne

As Hoseok sat down and leaned his head back, you got onto your knees and took him into your mouth. Sucking as hard as you could but slowly to tease. He was so vocal throughout and even louder when he came into your mouth. Once you swallowed and wiped your lips while looking up at him, he looked down at you breathing heavily. “I’m in love with you..”

Rap Mon-

Originally posted by jjeonguk

After a long day of being the best leader ever, you decided to treat your namjoon. You wasted no time in getting him into the shower with you and lowering yourself for his treat. Once he realized that you weren’t gonna spit out his sweet juice, he smirked to himself and leaned his head back on the wall. Playing with and pushing your hair back.


Originally posted by jjeonguk

Jimin was being unbelievably vocal as your mouth stroked his member. He pulled on your hair from pleasure and to indicate he was about to finish, the way he usually does. Once he realized that you were going to swallow all of him, he looked down in slight shock. “ are you sure?”..


Originally posted by jimiyoong

When you ended the day with Taehyung in your mouth, he smiled and chewed on his lip to keep quiet. Until he finished in your mouth. Then he became very vocal. Once he saw that you swallowed his juice, he smiled down at you and shook his head in disbelief. “Wow Y/N…”


Originally posted by jimiyoong

You were on your knees in front of Jungook, looking up and watching his mouth open up and get wider as he was nearing his high. He groaned out when he came and looked down to watch you swallow him all up. “I….You’re too great…” he said softly and tiredly with a smile. 

Listen up new SBs


If you feel like you’re about to settle, ASK for what you want or drop that cheap piece of shit!!!!

I am tired of these girls who are too afraid to speak up for themselves and get stuck in $200 PPM overnights for months and then ask for help on how to get more from their “SD.”


I was new once. I was afraid to ask for money. But guess who wasn’t afraid to ask for my time and my body? LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE MEN. Whether they could pay or not.

So I started asking for compensation. The ones who never wanted to pay disappeared. The ones who were willing, paid.

Stop fucking playing yourself! These men can tell you that you’re beautiful and smart and not like those other greedy girls but do you really want to fuck somebody too old or too gross to be seen with in public FOR FREE because YOU don’t want to be MISTAKEN FOR AN ESCORT?

Well consider yourself conned because you have fallen for a common trap these ugly fools will play on everyone but only the girls who care about the reason why they got in the bowl in the first place will see right through.

I don’t care WHAT these guys call me, as long as I get my money. And if I don’t get my goddamn money, then that guy can bite the curb. He means nothing to me.

This is the attitude you need if you want to get half a stack for coming to breakfast with no makeup.

Fuck all that being charming and coy shit, you will actually lose money wasting gas driving to these meet ups without speaking up for yourself.

Seriously, speak up or leave. Because you are giving the impression that 45-65 year old men that they can manipulate a college girl into sucking their shriveled dicks dry by promising imaginary money.

And making it harder for the rest of us who have goals to achieve.

I don’t know how comfortable I am with the realisation that energon mined from Cybertron is Primus’s life blood, and that Cybertronians could be drinking the literal essence of their God. And because none of that is ever replenished because of Primus’ dormancy, they’re sucking a god dry. 

But Primus made them that way. He made them drink His own blood. He ultimately made them to fight against Unicron. He sacrificed Himself for the greater good. For His children to prosper and become a force to be reckoned. yo

Essays in Existentialism: Footy III

The morning was still muggy. August was unrelenting, not bothering to provide any sort of relief to the sweating city. The doors all swelled and creeked, while humid air did its damndest to infiltrate cold rooms and shops. Even before the sun came up, the sizzle in the streets was stifling and suffocating.

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fifteen minutes

Originally posted by withjunhui

seungcheol x reader smut

6,760 words

a/n: i had to write this to expel all of the longing n pain over seungcheol that i’ve developed over the past couple of months, so this is basically just my ruminations on what a great boyfriend and ass man i think he’d be. so…if butt stuff isn’t your cup of tea there’s just a lil bit of it in here, nothing wild. enjoy.

~ in which it’s impossible to get a minute alone and there’s not much time to spare, but you and seungcheol make it work

[1:27 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: hey babe are you still up?
[1:27 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: we just got home frm practice
[1:29 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: babe??? pls be awake
[1:33 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: I knowww it’s late but 😔 I miss u 😔
[1:36 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: ok. ok it’s fine. ur probably cuddled up in bed fast asleep right now. I know u worked late.
[1:37 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: it’s fine love u I’ll just talk to u tomorrow then
[1:39 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: but wait ✋ I have a real problem bby!!! I know u would want to help me out.
[1:39 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: I’m really doing this for u so u don’t feel guilty 😇
[1:40 A.M.] cheol 👑💕: I’m calling you

 You knew there was no such thing as the “perfect boyfriend"—that was just something pre-teen girls whispered about at slumber parties. But once upon a time you had been that pre-teen girl, and while Sojung and Jiyeon cut out bits of male celebrities from teen magazines to create an absolute monstrosity (with Zac Efron’s abs and Ryan Gosling’s eyes and Chris Evans’ hair), you had drafted the complete list of every personality trait, hobby, and talent your dream man had to have.

 These qualifications included but were not limited to: eight-pack abs, the ability to cook a meal so delicious it would make your own mother weep out of jealousy, thoughtfulness so much so that he’d bring you little gifts home just because he was thinking of you, the ability to make you laugh so hard that you cried, he had to be able to play the piano and the guitar and the drums, loyalty to you and only you, passion, ambition but not enough so that he’d put his own goals over your needs, he had to have the emotional maturity to be able to cry during The Notebook, and most importantly, he had to be good at math (because you definitely were not). Preferably, he’d also like all the same things you did and want to get a corgi when you got married.

 12-year-old You had it all figured out, but 22-year-old You knew that perfect man simply did not exist…still, Seungcheol came pretty close.

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