A Package Marked “Return to sender”

Story by reddit user manen_lyset

My neighbor is one of those annoying wannabe YouTube personalities. Over the years, I’ve seen him cough out cinnamon, lay flat on the hood of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway, and douse himself in lukewarm water, all the while screaming epic win, epic fail, or, fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo, for all I know. It can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans in the pursuit of viral fame. So, when he knocked on my door the other day, told me he was going away for a few weeks, and asked that I get his mail, honestly, it was a relief. I can’t explain the peace of mind I had knowing I didn’t have to brace myself for any of his stupidity for a while. I was always afraid his stunts would wind up bleeding over into my life.

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Giving a special sneak peek into next month’s subscription loot box! The candle theme will be “Ancient Elves” and will include a never-before-seen candle of the month - Abelas! Inspired by his sense of duty and ancient thighs, this candle will sure to envelop your senses in a world of ancient temples, forests, and mystery.

For those that subscribe to the mixed monthly box, you will also receive a Mythal tea light, Dalish solid perfume, and your choice of either an Arlathan bath bomb (french pear and shea butter) or Halla (lavender, goat’s milk, and oatmeal) soap. 

All loot boxes include either a 3 or 6 month subscription that already has shipping included in the final price, and is discounted overall from buying all of the items separately! They also come in a very special purple loot box!

Shop link here.

Throwback shot of our little magick shop where it all began! Practical Magick! 🔮🎃

We closed the doors of this shop last year to throw all our passion and energy into Witch Casket and we’re so happy to be spreading magick all across the globe!! 🌎🙌🏻🖤
We mailed our October Casket’s today and we can’t wait for you all the start receiving them. 😚💌📫

Goddess Provision Subscription Box - March 2017

First of all, I should say that I have no affiliation with Goddess Provisions, and that I’m just reviewing their subscription box for myself and anyone else that may be interested!

So I just signed up this month and was lucky enough to get in on the March box last minute, since the theme was MERMAID MAGIC and so obviously I was super pumped about that.

My first impression is that the box itself is cute! I like the little illustrations on the inside. It’s not super fancy in terms of packaging, like in other boxes I’ve had, but it’s cute enough :)

I’ll go through each item and let you know what I got!

First, there was Moon Magic Mermaid Ocean Mask & Toner. I just tried it tonight and I really liked it. I’m picky about skin care stuff, but I felt safe in giving it a go since the ingredients are all natural. It made my skin so soft! I’ll definitely be using it again. I also really liked the way both of the products smelled - the toner has a strong smell but it’s not that sort of fake chemical/alcohol smell that toners usually have. They both smelled delicious and very natural. I’m super happy about this inclusion in the box! Bonus - I loved the cute little details in the packaging.

Next there was a suuuuper cute Cottagewicks Goddes of the Sea Candle. There are all sorts of cool little buried treasures in this candle, sea glass, shells, crystals - I’m excited to burn this :)

Check out this cute Sara M. Lyons Patch. This is right up my alley with the pastels and the hearts and sunshine bursting out of the shell - so cute! Now I’m just going to have to decide where to put it!

Here’s the Red Abalone Shell & Sage Smudge Kit. I haven’t burned any of it yet, but what a cool addition to the box - I’ll definitely be setting this up in my tarot-reading area and cleansing my space soon.

I love that every month you get a crystal or stone - this month it is Ruby in Fuchsite which just looks so appropriate for the mermaid them. Plus, what a cool and unique stone! The description says, “Rest Ruby in Fuchsite on your third eye to enhance your psychic awareness.” I may have to try that before my next tarot reading ;) (Sorry, it was getting dark in my house, and I didn’t get the best picture of this stone, it really is beautiful in person!)

Lastly, the card indicates that I should have gotten a Raw Revolution Spirulina Dream Bar, but instead I seem to have gotten this Addictive Wellness Raw Chocolate, which seems to be less on theme but I’m not complaining! I’ll take chocolate over other treats any day! The packaging says it’s gluten free, trans fat free, nut free, sugar free, soy free, dairy free, and GMO free. So obviously I had to eat one immediately. Honestly, it was pretty good! And well, I kinda feel like it was the healthiest chocolate I’ve ever eaten, so hey, that can’t be bad.

Overall I was super happy with my Goddess Provisions box this month, and I’m looking forward to next month to see what I get! I don’t know if anyone else was interested in signing up, but hopefully this can give you a good idea of what to expect if you are!

“You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that’s part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell! I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?”

Why am I not fucking surprised they flagged my Life Is Strange videos?

Hey did you know you can’t say gay or lesbian on Youtube? Did you also know that if your video is flagged with that yellow icon called “limited or no ads” then your video isn’t even shown on the site???? Like purposefully not in recommended and sometimes not even in the subscription box so your subscribers can watch it????

Did you also know It takes a fucking week or more to fix? But they’ll only fix it if you reach 1,000 views in 28 days! 

Fuck this website. I can’t even’t be fucking excited about this game on Youtube because once I mention gay shit they flag me.

Welcome to The Kpop Box!

We are the FIRST personalized Kpop Subscription box! What does this mean? This means that you will be able to send us a list of your favorite groups (as many as you want!) and we will send you a box full of goodies and merchandise from them, EVERY month!

We will be launching our very first box in a couple of days, so make sure to FOLLOW US and keep a look out for our posts!

Get ready to receive a box full of your favorite Kpop all year round!

Soooo our amazing friends @gobstonealley sent over another box for us to review!! It came with a shirt, a time turner, a Hogwarts poster, a game board, harry potter cards, a flag banner wih the slythering colors on it, Three Broom Sticks coaster, candle, sticker and a pillow! I’ll be showing these in more detail! If you want to get a box, use the special promo code for being a follower of hr blog: SLY15TUMBLR

Preorder GEEKERELLA: THE BOX on Friday, March 03, 8 p.m. EST!

In celebration of her upcoming book - “Geekerella” - we’ve teamed up with author @ash-poston and @quirkbooks to bring the book to life!

In this special one-time box, you’ll find a copy of the new book, a signed bookplate, and a letter from Ashley herself (!). You’ll also receive 5-7 items that are inspired by the book, some of which have been designed by Ashley!

This is a limited edition, one-time purchase, the perfect gift for yourself or anyone fangirls in your life!

There are only 50 of these special boxes available, and they will ship in late March, in time for you to receive it by the book’s April release date.

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