things people forget about aph finland
  • he was willing to take on Russia alone [x]
  • while the other nordics dressed up as happy pirates at halloween, finland turned up in a terrifying costume and mask. He got annoyed when Sweden thought he was cute, wanting to be regarded as scary. [x]
  • He’s santa claus (i doubt anyone forgot this but still) [x]
  • He’s actually really good at clothe and costume making [x]
  • He has an electric guitar in his house [x]
  • He loves the combination of hard alcohol and sweets [x]
  • He’s a horrible cook (but a good baker) [x]
  • He is said to show “great physical strength” during fights and is abnormally strong against the cold [x]
  • Sweden alters his own clothes, sewing them up so that Finland can wear them [x]
  • He is most talkative when he’s with Sweden  [x]
  • He walks around in short sleeves even when visiting canada in the WINTER [x]
  • HE HAS SNEAKY PICTURES OF SWEDEN SLEEPING [x]
  • He has pink stripy wallpaper [x]
  • He is canonically a little chubby! (hooray for squishy bellies!) [x]
  • When Sweden and Finland lived together with their dog, little!america ran into them, and Sweden asked Finland if he wanted kids. When Finland replied “yes”, Sweden promised to “do my best”, and then adopted sealand. [x]
  • Finland’s place is FULL of,.. ehem… adult shops [x]
  • He named their puppy “bloody hanatamago”, literally meaning bloody flower-egg. WTF. [x]
  • Some of his other suggestions for the dogs name were ‘cheese castle’, ‘struggling boy’ and ‘sardine-picnic’ [x]

OKAY SO BASICALLY IN SUMMARY HE IS A CUTE LITTLE MUFFIN BUT IF YOU MESS WITH HIM OR THE PEOPLE HE LOVES, HE WILL DESTROY YOU

things people forget about aph denmark

things people forget about aph norway

things people forget about aph sweden

things people forget about aph sweden
  • once he put a box over sealand while he was watching tv to get him to pay more attention to him  [x]
  • he lived in an IKEA [x]
  • he’s great at sewing [x]
  • hima stated that Sweden was gay and in love with Finland (the comment was later deleted, but it was hima was very clear about it)  [x]
  • he’s actually an evil mastermind (that little shit) [x]
  • He literally bought Sealand off ebay, and is now his father [x]
  • he fake fought with ladonia and let him win, denmark playing along when he walked in, exclaiming “you knocked down sverige? what the hell are you?!” [x]
  • When Finland was preparing to fight Russia alone, Sweden secretly gathered his weapons and planes to come to Finland’s defense, despite being poor and his weapons old and rusty [x]
  • “deep down, he is actually quite playful” [x]
  • He gets embarrassed REALLY easily [x]
  • Denmark states that, though they argue a lot, he and Sweden are “best buds” [x]
  • He’s actually very emotional, you just can’t see it on his face [x]
  • Sweden is really caring, he’s just not that good at communicating it, accidentally coming across as scary [x]

JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE SEEMS ALL MAJESTIC AT FIRST BUT REALLY HE’S JUST A GAY NERD WHO CUDDLES PUPPIES AND SUCKS AT SOCIAL INTERACTION:

things people forget about aph denmark

things people forget about aph norway

Hetalia characters that are canonically not straight

France: well duh

Sweden: Hima outright said that he was gay for finland

Germany: Proposed to italy

Italy: Said his first love was a boy

Austria: Was married to spain

Spain: Was married to Austria. Also he proposed to Romano

Romano: pretty much accepted Spain’s proposal

Prussia: Asked italy on a date

countries that are implied to not be straight:

Denmark and Norway: official art of them holding hands

England: That scene in paint it white when the machine says that france and england “love each other. sexually”. Also, when france proposes to him for political/economic matters, England replies that he wont marry him for reasons like that. IMPLYING THAT HE WOULD FOR OTHER REASONS

Countries that probably aren’t straight:

All of them.

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go ahead and add more i’m sure i’m missing a bunch