me as a parent
  • Child:Mum, can you read me a bedtime story?
  • Me:Sure!
  • Me:*pulls out fanfiction*
  • Me:Ereri or Sebaciel? Ohh! Look, the Mikayuu story I was talking about was updated! You need to read Auf Wiedersehen Sweetheart, I swear to God it made me cry so much! Phan! FrUk! SuFin! Shuuneki! Coffee shop AUs are the best! I just started the Clexa story! My tiny children are so cute!
  • Child:mum wtf
some AUs i'll never write but definitely want to read
  • ‘we used to be in a band but you left bc you despise the music industry now we’re world-famous i wrote a song abt missing you i hope you get lonely when you hear it on the radio bc THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL YOU ASSHOLE’ AU
  • ‘we’re new roommates and someone told you i’m at the hospital you panic and then you remember i work at a hospital’ AU
  • 'you are a selfish, parasitic, amoral person who has done unforgivable things why did you give up your life to save mine’ AU
  • ‘you live across the hall and you’re in your underwear every time you open the door it’s so frustrating stOP SMILING OH GOD I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU IN THE EYES’ AU
  • 'we were childhood best friends who meet again and have to work together we used to be v close and i actually lov– hey why don’t you remember me at all did you get amnesia or something’ AU
  • 'you’re an atheist and im a conservative gay catholic you’ve never been a jerk abt my faith and u even wait for me outside the church every sunday i really appreciate it’ AU
  • ‘we’re both travelers and i hate how you speak the native language so well where are you staying btw do u want to make out’ AU
  • ‘it’s raining hard and i only have my designer coat then you, a savage person in a truck, came along and now i’m soaking wet do you know how much this coat costs’ AU
  • who am i??? what happened?? ??? well mate, i’m just a loyal bar patron and a total stranger whom you kissed and asked if i wanted to see your butt last night’ AU
  • 'i had a terrible day and i’m on the bus stuck in heavy traffic you’re waiting for your ride outside and we have a staring contest then u blink and smile like the big dork that u are i cant believe i smiled back’ AU
Hetalia Ship Fans
  • Gerita fans:Remember how they literally spend every waking
  • second of their lives together?
  • Spamano fans:Remember how sad Romano got when Spain left to fight England?
  • Franada fans:Remember how France took in Canada even though nobody can see him?
  • FrUk fans:Remember that one film line that said they love each other? Sexually.
  • UsUk fans:Remember how sad England got when America fought for independance?
  • Ameripan fans:Remember when America stayed at Japan's house and suggested to bathe together, even though it's not Western culture to share baths
  • GiriPan fans:Remember how Greece always gets upset when Turkey tries to go near Japan?
  • TurGre fans:Remember when they were kids and all?
  • LietPol fans:Remember when Poland asked to see Liet's junk, and that other time when Liet stopped Prussia from executing Poland?
  • DenNor fans:Remember when Den fought Sweden under impossible circumstances just to look cool in front of Norway?
  • SuFin fans:Remember how they're married and adopted a kid?
  • PruHun fans:Remember when Prussia helped Hungary discover her true self?
  • AusHun fans:Remember how they literally spent years together fangasming over Chibitalia?
  • RoChu fans:Remember how Russia used to stalk China?
  • RoBel fans:Remember that time when Belarus cut down a door in order to get Russia to marry her? Oh wait.
  • HongIce fans:Fuck you. Fuck you all.
  • PruCan fans:YOU think you have it off bad??????
  • Any ship fan involving minor characters that have probably only appeared in the manga:*distant sobbing*
Imagine Your OTP #9

Person B dancing around their home, headphones in, eyes closed, singing as loudly as they please to their favorite song while Person A stands in the doorway watching their oblivious partner with a loving smile on their face.

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Aaaah, I did another AU lineup.. I’m a bad person. With too many APH Nordics aus ahahaha,, anywhoo, I’ve had this superhero AU sitting around for a good year and I decided to do something about it! I hope you like it, too c’: It’s also a DenNor/SuFin AU~

(and yes, ber named his AI after his dog <3)

10 More Soulmate AUs That Have Probably Already Been Posted (And If So, I'm Sorry)

1. The only color you can see is the color of your mate’s eyes.

2. Whenever your mate says your name, you will turn towards the direction they are in, no matter how far away you are.

3. Everyone has half of a symmectrical mark on them (butterfly, heart, diamond, spade, etc) and the other half will appear when you meet your mate.

4. Their hobby that they excel in has always been something you wish so badly you could do but fail epically at.

5. There is a bond between you and your mate in which you can sense each other’s emotions.

6. As a continuation of number 5, you can also send each other emotions to comfort the other or confess your love before you know anything about them.

7. If your mate is listening to music, you can hear it faintly, as if it is playing outside.

8. On your wrist you are born with a number. This is the amount of times you and your mate will see each other before you actually meet.

9. Your favorite outfit will be the one you meet your mate in.

10. After you meet your mate, it is physically impossible for you to tell anyone else you love them romatically.

When the SO is cold...
  • Finland:I'm cold...
  • Sweden:*stands up*
  • Sweden:*grabs blankets*
  • Sweden:*grabs a hot water bottle*
  • Sweden:*makes some coffee and gives it to him*
  • Sweden:*turns the heating up*
  • Sweden:*cuddles with Finland in a blanket fortress*
  • Iceland:...
  • Iceland:... I'm cold...
  • Hong Kong:*moves over, wraps his arms round him and cuddles him*
  • Denmark:...
  • Denmark:... I'm cold.
  • Denmark:...
  • Denmark:I said "I'M COLD"!
  • Norway:congratulations.