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anonymous asked:

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS! HOW DARE YOU GO AND MAKE THAT VIDEO IT WAS AWFUL GET IT OUT OF THE MAIN TAGS KIDS COULD BE SEEING IT, ITS SO VULGAR AND GROSS, I USE TO LIKE THIS BLOG I'M UNFOLLOWING THIS IS TERRIBLE! BETTER JUST REMOVE THAT VIDEO AND NEVER MAKE ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN! WHAT GARBAGE. INVADING A KIDS SAFE SPACE LIKE THIS! I'M REPORTING IT TOO HOPE TUMBLE REMOVES IT!

Okay buddy, go report it to the tumblr police alright.
cause last time I checked tumblr app is rated M :I

rawstory.com
Texas man shoots puppy that pooped on his lawn — and is met with gunfire from dog owner’s friend
A Texas man gunned down a puppy that had wandered into his yard — and then he hit the ground to avoid gunshots fired by the dog owner’s friend.

This is what happens when The Stupid and The Ignorant are permitted to carry Firearms!

Phroyd

Joe Ramirez was not wounded in the return fire, but both he and the friend were arrested on felony charges, reported KENS-TV.

The 37-year-old Ramirez told police he grabbed a shotgun Wednesday in frustration after a neighbor’s puppy repeatedly came into the yard of his San Antonio home, ate cat food and defecated.

He told investigators he thought the gun contained blanks, and Ramirez insisted he meant only to scare the puppy after trying to shoo it away.

The dog owner, however, said she heard a gunshot, followed by the sound of a dog yelping, so she went outside to investigate.

The neighbor told police that she saw Ramirez standing over her dog and shoot the animal at close range.

That’s when the woman’s friend opened fire on Ramirez and his roommate, police said.

Neither of them were wounded in the shooting.

Phroyd

This advertisement from IHOP’s certified Twitter account was taken down within hours of posting, and the company released an apology within two hours that read:

“Earlier today we tweeted something dumb and immature that does not reflect what IHOP stands for. We’re sorry.”

Referring to pancakes as flat is a perfectly normal claim. Applying personification to food is also commonplace in the social media marketing industry, as it lends a humorous personality to an otherwise boring corporate marketing campaign. The copywriter behind the post likely had innocent intentions and came up with this post using the same process he or she used for hundreds of other posts before it. However, this is a perfect example of a tasteless social media faux pas that created a severe backlash that did more harm than good to the brand’s public image.  

The post itself personifies tastelessness more than anything else. By pairing a highly suggestive image with incredibly offensive copy, IHOP effectively told the world that they find misogyny humourous. The brand received the negative backlash of the highly sensitive collective voice of the Internet within minutes and business likely suffered accordingly. As far as I’m concerned, they deserved every inch of animosity they had thrown at them because of this blatant display of idiocy. And as a social media marketer myself, I’m offended that someone allowed this to be posted on an account as large as IHOP’s.