So I was playing a quiz game on my phone and I got some answers wrong, so the game gave me some encouragement like “Ooo! Better Luck Next Time” and “There is no wrong answers just new experiences” or some stuff like.
So I got one question wrong and it told me “Go dust yourself off”
Me, having been in the Undertale fandom for about a year now, automatically thought of dust usually meaning death/killing.
So I was extremely horrified for a good few seconds like “WHAT?!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NICE ENCOURAGEMENT!! BUT IT JUST TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF???”
It took me a minute to realize that dust actually meant like brush yourself off.
So I told my boyfriend that anal sex was off limits but I'd try butt plugs and stuff, so he bought butt plugs and we used them for the first time a few days ago and now I'm all down to have anal, butt stuff feels so good?? No one ever told me???
DAMN im tired of getting misgendered, it happens so often even in progressive spaces, i cant tell you how many times people have told me stuff like “youre one of the rare good men” or whatever, and its always this lighthearted compliment/joke so i never want to kill the mood by correcting them, but god, it gets to be a lot