“Oh, hi! Great! I’m still on my finals sleep schedule, and, man, am I wired. What time is it? Like, 3:00 in the morning? I cannot tell anymore. Want some mac and cheese? I love mac and cheese when I can’t sleep.
“ I’m making a point, Mouthy McGee. Of course, many years later, I realized that logically, the snow was not there for me personally. But, still, when it snows, something inside me says, ‘Hey, that’s your present.’ I don’t think it’ll ever change.”
“You have nothing? I have nothing! I have no place to go! I can’t stay at Luke’s, I can’t stay in Stars Hollow, my mother’s a wack job! I mean, you’re saying you’re this loser and what- you don’t want to take me off this terrific path I’m headed down right now? I’m not graduating high school! I don’t know what I’m gonna do with the rest of my life! But something’s telling me I better find out soon, or I’m gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!”
“Do you know what a woman is most afraid of in the world? That she’s not gonna find that one person that accepts her for everything that she is. And that when she finally starts to let him in, that he’s just gonna leave.”
“You know what I learned from the internet? We got nothing to worry about. Everybody has their moments. We might get a cat one day, that cat may play the keyboard. A bear might fall on our trampoline. We don’t have to have it figured out right now. Our moments will come.”