Stripped Out

sebazu  asked:

AU where team CVFY are ordered to mentor team JNPR.

Coco: Ok, first things first. You two, Blondie and pretty boy, pop those shirts off.

Jaune, blushing: What? Why?

Coco: Cause I said so, now pop them off. *Sends a sly wink to Pyrrha and Nora* and make it snappy.

Velvet: Coco, we can’t just make Jaune and Ren strip out of their shirts.

Coco: Yeah, you’re right……..Yatsu, pop yours as well. Velvet deserves some eye candy too.

Velvet, blushing: T-that’s not what I meant!

Coco: Oh don’t act all innocent with me, Velvs. I know you want to look at Yatsu abs right now, *Looks at Jaune and Ren* and why the hell do you two still have your shirts on right now, pop em. Pyrrha, Nora, help them out of their shirts for me.

Velvet: Look, we can’t just have three of the boys here take their shirts off.

Coco: My god, you’re totally right. I forgot about MY eye candy. Fox, pop that shirt.


*Denki voice* the only fast thing about those two is their speed during fights


my foolish heart has been hopelessly waiting for the manga to cut back to a scene like this, but that’s very unlikely to happen. so i just decided to draw it for my selfish self, lol. 



Today’s prompt was moon and stars and I’m such a sap I’m such a sap

anonymous asked:

i need a list of all the stupid shit no one would expect Bitty to do other than trying to pick Tater up on the ice

okay so i had this half written and then didnt touch my computer for a week oops. so a list of stupid shit bitty has done that no one expects despite the fact he is a college student, a hockey player, a boy, and only 21:

  1. shotgunned a beer at 10am the friday before finals bc fuck his life he’d been studying all week and if he aint ready now hes never gonna be
  2. once nearly took out the legs of the dining room table trying to escape a post workout holster by sliding through the kitchen
  3. ate a cold pizza straight from the box for breakfast because he was running late to class and it had been left on the table the night before
  4. nearly fell off the roof while smoking with shitty and lardo
  5. actually fell into the school swimming pool when the current seniors decided they wanted to break into the pool at 3am on a whim
  6. nearly got arrested for trespassing in the park after dark bc shitty decided he wanted to play frisbee in the dark at 11pm
    1. bitty actually was the least likely to get arrested considering he straight up vaulted over a short brick wall and tore down the side of hill away from the cop car
    2. the others were honestly really impressed with his reaction time
  7. did several chinese fire drills with the frogs the last time they drove to providence to see the falcs play (nursey nearly didn’t make it back into the car the very last time)
  8. did a shot of absinthe to prove that his alcohol tolerence was amazing fuck you very much zack jimmermann
  9. woke up the next morning on the cursed couch with a box of mickey d’s chicken nuggets sitting on his stomach and possibly a rash from said cursed couch
  10. bus surfed (as in, balancing in the aisles without holding on not on top of the bus) on the local bus and nearly killed an old lady
  11. rode down the Haus stairs in a laundry basket bc other than lardo and foxtrot he was the only one who would fit (lardo was too stressed and foxtrot has done some stupid shit with the boys but she at least has that much sense)

honestly i could probably come up with more but this was getting long

all jokes aside though bts worked really hard to get to where they are today they weren’t just some ‘viral sensation’ that gained fame overnight they don’t owe their popularity purely to youtube (or any website for that matter) they worked their asses off day and night and gave up a lot to do so so the fact that that woman had the audacity to say anything of the sort is just plain rude and frankly very disrespectful 

Y’all know when idols do something embarrassing and they go “pleASE eDit thAt oUt omG” but the editors are just not having it and play all of it right through the sadistic pleasure they must get out of itsksksk cheap thrills :”)


“I have chosen a girl. I don’t know if she holds the princesses’ powers, but I will find out. She may lead me to the key bearer. I shall set her free and observe.” - Ansem Report XI

“Hey, you know the new girl at the mayor’s house? She arrived on the night of the meteor shower!” - Sora, Kingdom Hearts

@deafgevaardigde @lisspeed this is totally how it went right


“Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the real one, do you know?”


a little overboard, but I could really use some fluff XD

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