funny story

one time my drama class’s teacher had gone home sick so we were just put in a classroom with a movie to entertain us for the period when an alarm went off. none of us were sure if it was the fire alarm or the lockdown alarm, so we all head out into the hall to check and no one’s out there, so we head back in and climb under our desks as is lockdown procedure. cut to an hour or so later when a teacher bursts in and nearly dies of relief because the school was on fire and we were the only students not accounted for and half the faculty and fire department had been searching for us for ages. literally, the whole school had filled with smoke while we’d kept super safe under our wooden desks.


50 creepy stories I absolutely loved!

  • Ritual Stories (WARNING: please do not try)

Tunnels: A ritual that is very easy to preform, and makes you very curious

The Staircase Ritual: Think you have evil spirits in your house? This is for you! Warning: Side effects of completing this ritual include possession, angry spirits and death! All for the low low price of your sanity!

The Devil’s Game: Very interesting, actually, it makes you want to do it, but at the same time be terrified to even think about it

11 Miles: for those who want something, whatever it may be, you can get it with this complex method

Lets Play a Game: This one is probably the safest out of all of them, but at the same time, its also extremely unsettling

  • mad scientist (Stories about experiments gone wrong and mad Scientist)

The Harbinger Experiment: This one is actually very good and written in a way that will make you unable to stop reading it. A mad scientist, the occult, and live test subjects all make for a great story

Psychologist: Ever wondered what would happen if we didn’t follow social obligations? Well, it would be something like this…

Russian Sleep Experiment: One of my personal favorites, considering I’ve read it 10 or 20 times and its still not old. Very gripping and the fact that this is very similar to the experiments that once went on makes it that much scarier

 Blood Freezing Experiment: This one was interesting to say the least, it only truly sums up what happens when people try to Play God

Happy Puppet Syndrome: Children are horrendous enough, but when they are genetically mutated shit gets intense

  • Well Known stories

The Rake: despite all of the annoying fan made sequel, this one is actually pretty good, and does creep you out, just be sure you don’t need a good night of sleep for the next morning

The Showers: yes, this is an EXTREMELY long one, but it is wroth the read, very suspenseful

Boothworld Industries: ever wanted someone dead? what if you had to listen to it? What if you had to keep killing people? Would you still want that one person dead?

The House That Death Forgot: ok this is a gross out horror, there is a high level of gore, but it is just low enough to keep it good, and it does have a very original plot line, my only wish was that it didn’t end

1999: this one is extensive, but it is undoubtedly creepy, you may think you know what is going on, but in reality, you don’t have a clue until the end

  • lesser known ones (but still amazing)

Toter’s Maze: ok this was one of the few that generally scared me, giving that paranoid feeling, and the writing style its in only makes it worse

Hands of a Living God: religion can be scary, combine that with a cult and brain washing ministers, it becomes a nightmare 

the Lost Town of Deepwood, Pennsylvania: ok this one has one of the most interesting plot lines ive ever read, it also leaves with an ending impossible to forget

The Chanting in the Woods: you can easily get lost in this one, it is one of those you just have to know whats going on, but you wont until the end

The Thing in the Fields: Warning: this one will terrify you, its like the rake and satan had a baby that decided to 1 up both of them

  • Monsters (spooky and scary beings that are not quite human)

Mr. Trenchfoot: The scary thing about this one is that the more you think about it the more real it seems, a must read indeed

The thing that Stalks the Fields: this one at first screamed “TERRIFYING” but is now stll that, times ten. One of the best ones in my opinion

The Crawlspace: hope you don’t plan on using a bathroom, traveling, opening doors, or even sleeping anytime soon

Through the Trees (SeedEater): well if this monster doesn’t sound like one of the most ominous thins you’ve ever heard of, you are lying

Masterpiece: its stories like these that make me wonder why I like to read scary stories, as it actually had me cowering under the covers thinking that that would somehow protect me

  • Ones that really make you think

Why babies are born screaming: the great question of life has been answered, but at the same time it terrified me

Good’s Diner: I like the idea behind this, and the writing just executed it perfectly

The Price of Freedom: this is was either written by someone tripping out, or a genius

Autopsy: This one really got to me, and I still think about it often, its one that wont leave you

St. Purgatory: this one really is sad, but at the same times makes you think “is death like this”

  • Ones that will have you on the edge of your seat

The House with Painted Doors: once again, this just makes me think children serve no purpose but to creep us out and to home unholy entities

Stubb’s Clubhouse: this was one of the first that I read, but it did definitely raise my love of murderous clowns

A Game of Flashlight Tag: when I first read this I thought to myself that is was extremely boring, but a few paragraphs in and I was emotionally invested.

Pit: this is definitely one where all you can think is “what the hell kind of twisted mind can come up with this?”

The No End House: This one will have you sitting there and freaking out through the entire thing, and then when you are relieved, it t will backstab you and make you have a wave of emotions

  • Quick Reads:

Candy: never going to see the Easter bunny the same way again

Behind closed doors: this one is short, but it does have one of the biggest plot twist ive ever read:

White Bridge: just flat out creepy,it stars kind of peaceful turns really fast into a horror

What I forgot: more sad, but does make you think what the apocalypse might very well contain

The crayon: wow, this one just made my heart drop, but at the same time was very eerie

  • Really shitty ones (but hey, its kind of amusing)

Jeff the Killer: yes a 12 year old can overpower parents and three 16 year olds, kids can legally stab others and bleach them, the concept was good, but executed in a terrible way

A Halloween to Remember: poor writing, no plot, it was an adventure

Abandoned Servers: this one is a true shitpasta, I don’t think it can get any worse

The Midnight Man Challenge: definitely angsty thirteen year old girl writing, most likely emo and wants a boyfriend

Bloodthirsty: just as I thought it couldn’t get any worse than abandoned servers, this one came, being the worst ive ever read (rob dyke has a fantastic reading of it)

  • Bonus Stories (some I found amazing but either didn’t fit into any list or the list they would go in was comepletely filled)

By the Edge of the Water: a cult story that is unique to say the least, a lot of people hae told me its very creepy and have felt chills while reading it.

Snuff Film: everyone has heard of the legendary films that include live on screen murders? well this is just a peek inside of the industry

The Flesh market: this is a lot like the black market, but way more serious and a lot more disturbing

Murderous Confessions of a Gazer: This one is intriguing as much as this is creepy, a must read that leaves you begging for more.

Barbie doll: this one just made me lose faith in humanity, a combonation of just flat out sick and horrific

daily reminder that yu narukami is:

  • has slain 3 concepts of a god, and two gods solo
  • has fixed numerous social and emotional problems ina  small rural town with only two choices to pick
  • has eaten raw grass and not died
  • has gone through the same story 4 times
  • is probably sleeping with a weather controlling weather forecaster
  • picked up a sword and mastered all forms of swordsmanship on accident
  • hasn’t graduated college yet
  • dancing all night
There have been many authors throughout time. It’s a job, not a person, and the one trapped in here was just the last tasked with the great responsibility. To record… to witness, the greatest stories of all time and record them for posterity. The job has gone back eons: From the man who watched shadows dance across cave walls and developed an entire philosophy, to playwrights who tell tales of poetry, to a man named Walt. Many have had this sacred job. Great women and men who took on the responsibility with the gravity that it deserved.
—  August

You’ve all heard of “Full Boyle,” but have you considered… Full Thorin?

Dwalin having to hold Thorin back as he plans to make the most wild, over-the-top declarations of love to Bilbo inappropriately soon.

Balin explaining why it’s not practical, not at all, to propose marriage (two weeks into their courtship, mind you) in front of a full court, or to have a gold statue of Bilbo in full armour erected in the middle of the throne room.

The "Tom Keen Show" or "How To Lose An Audience In 3 Episodes Or Less"

TBL continues to drop in ratings and respect, esp. every time the story revolves around Tom… Even critics are picking up and commenting on that now… So what do TPTB do?

TPTB: “I know! Show his abs again! Girls LOVE his abs!!!” (Ratings drop).

TPTB: “Huh… That usually works. I know, have him get into a Fight Club bare knuckle brawl! In a wife beater and be bloody! Really bloody!!!Girls LOVE that!!!” (Ratings drop).

TPTB: “Wow. That’s strange. How ‘bout this? We give him his fake glasses back, his old job, have him hold a puppy, and be all cutesy to Liz so they can screw again… AND he gets to shown off his abs!” (Ratings drop).

TPTB: “Geez! What’s going ON?!!! Women LOVE sexy shirtless adorable redemption Tom!!! ***ponders quietly*** We got! Have him go all rogue again and get shot while trying to get money for his baby mama!!! Bonus points, women will see his abs when he lifts his shirt up and pulls out the bullet!” (Ratings drop).

TPTB: “Okay okay… We FINALLY figured it out. The women want to see MORE shirtless Tom… We must not be giving them enough! So next week we’ll have him lying on the hospital gurney all bloody, and a female doctor can RIP his shirt off so we can see his bulging abs quivering while his chest is heaving and he’s calling for his lover Liz, who will be so beside herself that if he dies she’ll won’t be able to go on living. We’ll ALSO rename the show "Keen.” Just “KEEN.” Like “House.” Only more abs and dimples. And Tom can then be put in charge of the Taskforce, save kittens stuck in trees, wear a leather jacket and boots and drive around in a Mustang that talks to him, and have a side job as a lifeguard so he can run on a beach half naked and dripping water. We’ll also write it into his backstory that he’s a fighter pilot nicknamed Maverick, trained as a 5 star chef at Cordon Bleu for an undercover gig, and is also a semi professional Calvin Klein underwear model who raps occasionally and poses nude on bearskin rugs for college art classes who draw his perfect body. Oh, and we’ll also write all the female characters as being incredibly stupid (or kill them) and having to rely on men, and lastly, we’ll fire James Spader. Yeah, THAT should do it!“

^^^You laugh, but I seriously think this is what goes through TPTB’s brain processes when it comes to Tom Keen and the ratings fiasco whenever episodes and stories revolve mainly around him.


This was another weekend of traveling back and forth (medical stuff!) so I think I am going to try and update the comic tomorrow.

Thanks for your patience <3 

EDIT: I tried! I tried, I’m sorry. Finals is happening and between freelance and a gallery show….I just don’t have the time to update the comic! Its a bummer, it kind of makes me sad for days, but here we are…

I will try and chip away at it for the upcoming week. An update then would be nice <3 :,}

The Clan (Minhyuk Fanfiction)

Genre: Dystopian AU, romance, adventure

Summary: A dystopian AU based off of All In. It follows certain events from the music video in addition to a minhyuk love story so we can all pretend we’re part of the story when we’re actually not cries 

Ch.1/Ch.2/Ch.3/Ch.4/Ch.5/Ch.6/Ch.7/Ch.8/Ch.9/Ch.10/Ch.11/Ch.12/Ch.13/Ch.14Epilogue/ Special Chapter!

Intermission (Wonho Fanfiction)/First Serve (Kihyun Fanfiction)/Follow Me (Changkyun Fanfiction)/ Marry Me at The Space Station (Minhyuk/Mysme Fanfiction)

Chapter One: A Prologue

     The streets outside were silent. This was considered normal in this day and age. You’d only ever heard of busy roads, bustling with people when you were younger through the stories your parents told you of their childhood. But those times were gone now.

     Sitting in your tiny bedroom, you tried to ignore the shouting coming from the living room. They were at it again. Your uncle and older brother, Hyungwon, were always like this. None of them would ever explain to you what was going on. Their choice of words during their arguments didn’t help you comprehend either. However, violence was your uncle’s main and only mechanism in solving their fallouts, and Hyungwon would always suffer a blue bruise on his eye or a deep cut on his lips in the end.

     In those moments that you were curled up in your warm bed, blocking out the world, you allowed your thoughts to drift away to a sad place. If your parents were still alive, would this be happening? Would you have lived a happier life? Why did they have to go out on that damn night?

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