person C: hey, are you free on Friday? like, around 8 pm on Friday?
person B: yes?
person C: what about you?
person A: yes, i am
person C: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me. enjoy your date
person B: did he just-

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Person A:</b> *gets paper cut* ow<p/><b>Person B:</b> *kicks down door* HOLY SHIT BABE ARE U OKAY WHO HURT YOU WHO WAS IT NOBODY TOUCHES MY SWEETHEART SOMEBODY'S GONNA CATCH THESE H A ND S TODAY<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Person B: Quick! I need you to act like you're in love with me!
  • Person A: What?
  • Person B: I just saw this asshole from work, that still doesn't believe I'm in a relationship, coming this way, so... act like you're madly in love with me!
  • Person A: ... but I AM madly in love with you, though I'm starting to reconsider it
  • Person B: *whining* But I need you to really show it! I know! Get on one knee and propose to me!
  • Person A: I literally just asked you to marry me last week
  • Person B: And? Do it again!
  • Person A: You're unbelievable
  • Person B: I know, so propose to me again before I ask someone else to do it

Au where Person A lives in a haunted house but like? Isn’t fazed by anything? They don’t even think their place is scary. Footsteps? Do ghosts know nothing about being quiet I’m trying to sleep. Voices? I don’t have time to ne ominously warned I need to study. Actual black sludge coming out of the pipes? I don’t have the money for a plumber u rats.

Then Person B shows up, somehow being able to See the ghosts, like “ dude ur house it literally full of demons and ghosts” and A’s just like “ya I know the demon in the bathroom keeps clogging the toilet somehow. Also the ghost in.my room keeps waking me up and that’s not cool cause I’ve got college I gotta focus on not this”

The demon/ghosts just hit their heads against the wall cause this MORTAL is literally fazed by nothing.