person C: hey, are you free on Friday? like, around 8 pm on Friday? person B: yes? person C: what about you? person A: yes, i am person C: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me. enjoy your date person B: did he just-
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Person A:</b> *gets paper cut* ow<p/><b>Person B:</b> *kicks down door* HOLY SHIT BABE ARE U OKAY WHO HURT YOU WHO WAS IT NOBODY TOUCHES MY SWEETHEART SOMEBODY'S GONNA CATCH THESE H A ND S TODAY<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Au where Person A lives in a haunted house but like? Isn’t fazed by anything? They don’t even think their place is scary. Footsteps? Do ghosts know nothing about being quiet I’m trying to sleep. Voices? I don’t have time to ne ominously warned I need to study. Actual black sludge coming out of the pipes? I don’t have the money for a plumber u rats.
Then Person B shows up, somehow being able to See the ghosts, like “ dude ur house it literally full of demons and ghosts” and A’s just like “ya I know the demon in the bathroom keeps clogging the toilet somehow. Also the ghost in.my room keeps waking me up and that’s not cool cause I’ve got college I gotta focus on not this”
The demon/ghosts just hit their heads against the wall cause this MORTAL is literally fazed by nothing.