<b>Person A:</b> *gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night* I am so awake and ready for the day the sun is beautiful and I'm so happy to be alive<p/><b>Person B:</b> I've have 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me.<p/></p>
Person A: *sobs all of a sudden*
Person C: oh, my god, what happened?
Person A: *points at B who’s ordering drinks*
Person C: did something happen between you guys?
Person A: *shakes head*
Person A: *whispers* he’s so pretty
Person C: what.
Person A: he’s.so.damn.pretty.
<b>Friend:</b> So what do you like to do for fun?<p/><b>Me:</b> Read about gay wizards, aliens, gay angels, gay band members, gay superheroes, gay just about anything<p/><b>Friend:</b> So....you're gay?<p/><b>Me:</b> NOPE! Straight as a line<p/></p>