Reasons Why I Should be Sam Wilson’s Girlfriend
  • Will fight anyone to protect him
  • @the UN: I am coming for that ass
  • v worried about him since he started hanging out with that Steve kid
  • Will sing Marvin Gaye and Etta James to him while we cook dinner
  • I do not live in DC but neither does he anymore and I am 100% ok with relocating anywhere as far away as Wakanda
  • As many Eskimo kisses as he wants
  • I will make fun of him for getting beat up by an ant but I know he secretly loves the teasing so that’s ok
  • Willing to have a threesome with that Steve kid
  • Also a foursome with that Bucky guy