It (2017) AU Richie’s Gone

Richie’s scared of clowns. It only makes sense the creature goes after him instead of Beverly. But instead of the fear it expected Richie isn’t terrified of him.

“I’m afraid of clowns asshat. You look like the ugly cross eyed love child of David Bowie Steve Buscemi.”

Needles to say it’s not impressed, making Richie “float” until The Losers Club comes to save him. They pull him down and nothing seems to be working so as a last ditch attempt Eddie kisses Richie on the lips. It does snap Richie out of his trance and he’s like dude, that’s kind of gay.

Also: Beverly beating the shit out of Pennywise with a baseball bat because after the shit he’s put her through she needs to kick a clown’s ass.

anonymous asked:

Per the IRC fundraiser: I would LOVE to read a blurb about Steve Cap eviscerating David Duke (or any other white supremacist) a la Chris Evans on Twitter :) (Hi. Thanks for using your powers for good!)

This didn’t go quite in the direction I hoped when I started, but I hope you like it anyway, Anon! 

Steve got a Twitter – really, Steve was assigned a Twitter – when he joined the Avengers, but he didn’t use it very often. He didn’t care for it, and forgot about it for long periods of time. People followed him, but didn’t expect much in the way of content. 

Then, one day, a tweet popped up from his account.

You shouldn’t punch Nazis in the face. You will incapacitate a Nazi for longer if you punch in the side of the head or the genital area.

What followed was an eyebrow-raising, thirty-tweet essay in which Captain America laid out the basics of hand-to-hand combat and offered advice for most effective techniques. Every time he could have used the phrase “your opponent” or “the other person”, instead he used “a nazi”.

When someone pointed this out to him on twitter, he tweeted back, ‘A nazi’ is fewer characters.

It was an amazing afternoon, but the news coverage of Captain America’s brutal new twitter branding didn’t really hit a frenzied pitch until the following day, when someone tweeted, So you think I should be punched in the face for my opinions?

Are you a nazi? Steve tweeted back.

I voted for Trump.

There was a gap of about half an hour, and then Steve replied, #trump wants people I love to die; at least to be unprotected from violence. Why wouldn’t I strike someone threatening my loved ones?  

At which point the President of the United States tweeted, Pathetic Captain America wants to punch the landslide who elected me. Captain: you’re fired!

And Steve tweeted, Donald Trump is scared of me. Watching a sad old man try to fire someone he doesn’t employ is hilarious.

After which it appeared the President may have lost his mind; his tweets, growing increasingly erratic, eventually threatened a nuclear strike against New York unless Steve resigned.

Bring it on, I’ll punch that too, or didn’t you hear about what happened the last time someone tried? Steve tweeted.

At which point the President’s twitter went dangerously silent.

The following day, the White House announced that the President had been admitted to the hospital with 'cardiac issues’, and was expected to sign resignation papers at noon.

“I’m hearing that the rest of the GOP finally pushed him out. I hope you’re proud of yourself,” Tony said.

“Jarvis was the one who advised me on how best to bait him,” Steve replied, stretching smugly.

“Pence isn’t exactly a cake walk.”

“No, but he’s never going to try to nuke New York, and he’s not so irrational he’d announce the attempt on social media,” Steve said. “My job is to make sure dangerous psychopaths don’t threaten the United States. One down,” he added, grinning.


“Green Room” star Callum Turner is in talks to play Newt Scamander’s brother in the next installment of Warner Bros.’ “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”

Eddie Redmayne will return to the sequel as Scamander. Jude Law is on board to play young Dumbledore, and Johnny Depp is attached to play Grindelwald. David Yates is returning to direct.

The sequel, which begins production this summer, also reunites producers Rowling, David Heyman, Steve Kloves and Lionel Wigram. Neil Blair, Rick Senat and Danny Cohen are serving as executive producers.

Plot details are unknown at this time other than the film being set in Paris.


Don Juan Photoshoot with David Tennant

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wonder woman appreciation

- this movie was is the most empowering thing i’ve ever seen

- the fierce, muscular fighting amazonians 

- steves and dianas relationship was so pure, respectful and supportive, never seen sth like this in film before

- dianas gang was so amazingly diverse and not just a random bunch of muscular dudes withn no backstory whatsoever

- the scottish man terrorized with PTSD

- chief napi telling diana about what happened to his people

- sameer the sassy/cynical moroccan secret agent

-they showed the real cosequences of war and not some glorified propaganda version (captain america *cough*)


- “i’m both aroused and scared” had me cracking up

- the scene with steve and sameer were disguised as germans in the car was HILARIOUS

- the nomansland scene was probably the most badass thing i’ve ever seen

- STEVE AND DIANA DANCING among the villagers felt so organic and beautiful

- the love scene OH GOD WHERE DO I BEGIN

-diana being the godkiller was the coolest plottwist of all times 

- steve saying i love you and sacrificing himself THE FEELS

- diana is such a good, pure and brave character she actually makes me believe in the good in the world

- the confidence with which diana walks into battle gives me life

The Kalluzeb hilarity from the Rebels panel
  • Dave Filoni: *talks about not giving away that Sabine was getting all the cool stuff because the others would get jealous* It's like driving in a family car, and then Steve's like "I don't get a jetpack or a lightsaber!" - I'm like, yeah but you got Kallus so...
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Steve Blum: Boy did I... BBFs baby.
  • Tiya Sircar: You got the bromance of all bromances.
  • Steve: What are we calling him now?
  • Steve and David, the host: Hot Kallus!
  • Dave: Is that a 'we' thing? That's what you're calling him!
  • Steve: I'm not ashamed of that! Very handsome man.
  • -Later-
  • David: Let's talk about Zeb and how he changed through season 3, are we going to see more of that in season 4?
  • Steve: I think so. He'll get about 20 percent better at not losing Chopper in bets. Not because he likes Chopper any more, he's just getting better at, you know, the betting thing. I don't know, hopefully he'll head to Lira San and start a family with Kallus.