Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick.
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick.
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard.
I was gettin’ kinda dizzy, eatin’ all the lard.
There was aphids on the lettuce, an’ I ate every one,
An’ after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue.
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat,
An’ the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat.