HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH ( obriensnipples ) U NERD


Stiles glares at a crate of avocados.

He reaches out to test another one, squeezing it gently to test for its ripeness, but once again it turns out hard. He’s pretty sure he’s been through three fourths of the crate at this point and all of them are too firm. Really, he should have bought some when he last went shopping to give them time to ripen, but, then again, his cravings can be unpredictable at times. And he really wants fresh guacamole, like, today.

Sighing, he considers abandoning the farmers market and braving the local chain grocery store, but just as he’s reaching out to try one last avocado, someone else’s hand darts out to grab it.

“Hey!” Stiles yelps as his hand is knocked out of the way. He turns his glare on the intruder, losing hold of his anger for a moment as he takes in the man’s broad chest and perfectly groomed stubble.

However, as soon as he sees the avocado skin flex perfectly under the man’s fingers, he just about sees red.

“Oh my god,” he hisses, launching himself at the avocado. “Give me that!”

“What the hell?” the guy replies, jerking his hands away and holding the avocado away from Stiles’ reach. “What the fuck is your problem?”

“I have spent the last hour searching the entire market for a ripe avocado and you just waltz on in and find it on the first try,” Stiles growls, glare still sharp.

“So?” Tall, Dark, and Stubbly asks, unmoved.

“So don’t you think it’s only fair – ” Stiles starts, but Avocado Asshole cuts him off.

“No,” he snorts, placing the avocado in a plastic bag and heading over to the stall owner to pay. “It’s not my fault you suck at finding the best produce.”

“I’m clearly just unlucky!” Stiles shouts at Avocado Asshole’s retreating back, hands curled up into fists at his sides.

He finally finds ripe, but badly bruised, avocados at a mega chain grocery store an hour and a half later. However, it’s only once he gets home that he realizes he forgot to get tomatoes.

Fuck his life.

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happy birthday obriensnipples! i hope you enjoy professor!derek and professor!stiles + a cute squirrel + office shenanigans

[image from original tumblr post here]

A fat folder spills onto Derek’s desk, and printed articles tumble in every direction.

“Ah, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” Stiles reaches over and grabs the paperwork, pushing it back onto his own neighboring desk, completely covered in files and articles and his half-eaten lunch.

Derek sighs. He knows the department is doing budget cuts and all non-tenured professors have to share offices now, but ever since History and Sociology started… well, sharing quarters, his productivity has gone way down. Derek’s taken to bringing his work home with him and grading there, because he can’t get anything done in his office anymore.

It’s not as much the mess, or the way Stiles thinks out loud when he writes, or the hordes of students that come visit Stiles during his office hours… it’s that Stiles is incredibly distracting, in other ways.

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Seed Wolf Opinions

Hello, my lovely followers! I have a conundrum that I was hoping to get some opinions on. Now, as some of you might know, I draw a Teen Wolf comic strip called ‘Seed Wolf’, which is about the adventures of little Seed Derek and his owner, Stiles.

At the moment, the art style is being drawn digitally, but I was thinking of doing a style change into more traditional art, since I feel like I have more control of the medium. Also, I feel like I lose a lot of detail doing the art digitally.

Here are two images for comparison, the left one done digitally from a panel in the comic, as opposed to the right one, a sketch done in pencil.

Also, I’m torn between two styles of traditional - whether I ink the drawing and remove all pencil lines (top) or just draw in pencil and keep the sketchiness quality (bottom).

Which, out of these two styles, do people prefer? I feel like I have more style over the traditional mediums as opposed to the digital one, and, to be honest, I feel like if I ever did decide to publish Seed Wolf into a book, I wouldn’t be as proud of my work if it was digital. The only downside is that I would essentially be re-drawing all the original comics, which might take a while.

So I’m posing the question out to you lovely followers of my Tumblr, as well as any Seed Wolf fans. Which style do you prefer, or would you rather see See Wolf drawn in?

My Name is Whatever You Call Me

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by SageMasterofSass

Stiles may or may not bring a werewolf home with him one night. Derek may or may not have a major problem with this.

Words: 8910, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Stealing Flowers

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by Sexonfire24

“Sometimes I steal flowers from your garden on my way to the cemetery, but today you’ve caught me and have demanded to come with me to make sure the “girl is pretty enough to warrant flower theft” and I’m trying to figure out how to break it to you that we’re on our way to a graveyard” AU

Words: 4286, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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This Brilliant Dance

For those of you who missed out on this one, the beautiful and brilliant Hannah sent me a prompt for TW/SPN crossover with pre-established Destiel and Sterek. So here is the rundown thus far:

Sam and Dean show up in Beacon Hills after four teens disappear during full moons. They have a history with this town, one that Dean hasn’t shared with Castiel. Soon enough, it’s laid clear to everyone involved: Dean and Derek have a past and they did not part on amicable terms. Stiles and Castiel are less than pleased to be caught up in the unhappy reunion but with four lives in the balance, all of whom are precious to Stiles and Derek, the last thing the Winchesters are going to do is walk away.  

Told in present day and flashbacks, I’m really digging what’s going on here. I love to hear from all of you, so if you want to drop a line here or on my AO3, it’s all welcome (aside from death threats and name calling, that is). Oh! And the playlist can be found here.

And here is the latest update for This Brilliant Dance (SPN/TW crossover)!

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

And the newest update!

Chapter 11

(Just a heads up, this is where it starts getting intense. I’m also considering posting twice a week from here on out. Mondays and Thursdays, probably.)