I kid you not. My final essay for my English class is to argue why the main character in a movie we watched is gay. Literally, that is the prompt.
My professor is making me write an essay on gay subtext. MY ESSAY IS FOR ME TO RANT ABOUT WHAT I RANT ABOUT ON TUMBLR ON A DAILY BASIS. My professor thought she was challenging us? Bitch I analyze homoerotic subtext in my sleep.
*holding person B's face between their hands and squeezing*
Will you please stop squishing my face?
At the beginning it was because I wanted to see how ridiculous you would look like this but instead you still manage to look adorable and pretty and now I want to keep holding you because your skin feels nice
These are the moments where half of me is asking why I fell for you and the other half is wondering how could I have lived without you for so long
person C: hey, are you free on Friday? like, around 8 pm on Friday? person B: yes? person C: what about you? person A: yes, i am person C: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me. enjoy your date person B: did he just-
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me in the shower:</b> *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*<p/><b>Me the second i leave the shower:</b> h o w 2 eNgLiSH<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>