Stephen Kemp

The holidays are fast approaching and it wouldn’t be a proper Hannukah without a holiday album from Baevey and the Jacobs.

Tracks include:

  1. Poor Guy’s Dreidel Is Spinning
  2. Look at Me (My Religion Forbids Pork)
  3. We Got A Minyan!
  4. Seize Eight Days
  5. The World’s My Erster (Too Bad I’m Kosher)
  6. Tell Me How Quitting Does Bubbe Any Good
  7. (It’s A Fine Life) Lighting The Menorah
  8. I Had a Little Dreidel, I Made It Out Of Glass (I Lost It In The Rumble, When They Kicked Crutchie’s Ass)*
  9. I’m Spending Hannukah In Santa Monica Fe (feat. special guests Jeremy Jordan, Corey Cott, Dan DeLuca, Joey Barreiro, and Flavio Gismondi)
  10. Jewsies On A Mission
  11. You’re Still Our Mishpocha (And We Will Fight For You)
  12. Seize Eight Days (Yiddish Version)

*explicit version

(as always, DO NOT steal this for your Instagram/Pinterest…it’s watermarked but that never seems to stop people)


Happy Trails to Newsies! A show that inspired me like no other. Who would have ever thought a show about newsboys would be such a big part of my life? I certainly didn’t! I’m sad to see this show go, but I hope its memory and its message lives on. It will always hold a special place in my heart.

Van Helsing

DRINK when 

  • any supernatural creature makes a physical transformation, or changes back into human form
  • anyone says “Dracula" 
  • anyone does the sign of the cross
  • a place/city name is said
  • anyone says "doctor” and/or “friar”

Werewolves and Vampires and Frankenstein, Oh My