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LSSC | 2016.07.21 | Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert’s Late Show Desk

Here’s where we are. Either Lumpy and his friends are lying about being bothered by thin-skinned, authoritarian, less-than-Christian, readers of prompters being president, or they don’t care. As long as it’s their thin-skinned, authoritarian, tyrant, narcissist.

Jon dusts off the desk, tie, and not-quite-fitting suit jacket to come at Fox News, and Sean Hannity’s blatant hypocrisy. And Arby’s. For old times’ sake. 

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Hamilton shout-out in the section starting at 12:20… but you know you wanna watch the whole thing

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It’s worth the 13 minutes.

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“You just want that person to give you your country back because you feel that you’re this country’s rightful owners. There’s only one problem with that: this country isn’t yours. You don’t own it. It never was. There is no real America. You don’t own it. You don’t own patriotism, you don’t own Christianity, you sure as hell don’t own respect for the bravery and sacrifice of military, police, and firefighters.”
Jon Stewart’s triumphant return to the airwaves. (Colbert is crouching under the desk)

You just want that person to give you your country back because you feel you’re this country’s rightful owners. There’s only one problem with that: this country isn’t yours, you don’t own it. It never was. There is no real America, you don’t own it! You don’t own patriotism, you don’t own Christianity, you sure as hell don’t own respect for the bravery and sacrifice of military, police, and firefighters! Trust me! I saw a lot of people– I saw a lot of people on the convention floor in Cleveland with their ‘blue lives matter’ rhetoric who either remained silent or actively fought against the 9/11 first responders bill reauthorization, I see you and I see your bullshit! I see it!
—  Jon Stewart on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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