Stephanie-Toms

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“You know it’s been better since we broke up,” I looked up and saw Stephanie, a girl whom I had no interest in, yet hearing that sentence made me want to invite her to coffee and have her spill everything to me. “Tom is just so childish, I need someone with a career, someone who can do literally any one thing. Tom can’t do anything.” Truthfully, I had stopped listening to her after hearing her and Tom had broken up.

Stephanie and Tom were forcefully introduced to the parks department through our boss, Sandy. She had made it a personal task to see that Stephanie’s problem had been taken care of. Ever since we’d met them three months ago, I knew Tom and Stephanie weren’t well together. Stephanie didn’t believe in Tom and that’s what Tom needed – a support system.

“You and Tom aren’t together?” I didn’t realize I was talking until the question had already come out. Sandy and Stephanie looked toward me and Stephanie nodded, confused.

“Why?”

“Nothing, I don’t care.”

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Tom Hiddleston’s great fashion sense is only one of a myriad of things to love about him. Look at him rocking that suit like nobody’s business. Tom is good at his job, loves Shakespeare, and can dress well. He’s everyone’s dream. Also, I’m 1000% sure that his crotch sent Stephanie to the ER.

LOOK AT HOW WELL THOSE SUITS FIT. LOOK AT THAT BOWTIE.

Maddy

My exploded ovary sent me to the ER. Tom Hiddleston’s crotch may or may not have caused my ovary to explode. We’re not really sure.

- Stephanie