Will you ever write a Commandos Pov fic? I can't stop thinking about all the bragging Bucky does lol
“Now that’s a fucking lie,” Dugan says.
“Nope,” Barnes replies. “I swear to God, she let me.”
“I don’t believe it,” Jones says, and Barnes, that smug asshole, just shrugs, grinning. Dugan rolls his eyes. Predictable, this guy. “I do not believe it.”
“She got off,” Barnes says, and then pretends to think. “Twice? Twice.”
“Hey,” Cap says, lumbering in. He drops down next to Barnes, and asks him – not them, Dugan notices, him, Barnes, “What twice?”
Barnes takes a second, looking at him. Then he says, casually, “Remember Steph?”
Cap looks blank. “Oh!” he says after a second, nodding. “Yep. Yeah. I remember Steph. Your, uh…”
“My girlfriend, Stevie – Captain Virgin thinks that’s a bad word,” Barnes whispers. “This is pretty dirty,” he adds. “You should close your ears, pal.”
“Shut the fuck up,” Cap tells him, squinting suspiciously. “What about Steph, Buck? What about sweet little Stephanie who’s like a sister to me? Hmm? James?”
“Uh,” Barnes says, chewing at his nail. He takes a drink from his canteen and passes it to Cap, who drinks too. “You know, nothin’ much, actually, come to think of it, I don’t even remember what we were, hah, talkin’ about–”
“Barnes here,” Dugan interrupts. “Is saying that one time his girl back home let him fuck her in the ass.”
Dugan has never seen a man choke the way Cap chokes. His eyes bug out and he splutters and water comes out of his mouth and nose, until he’s bent over his knees, wheezing for air and not getting any of it. Barnes slams him on the back, grimacing. “That’s it, Steve,” he says. “Yep. Get it out. I know. I know. Yep.”
“Jesus fucking Christ, Barnes,” Cap gasps.
Barnes is cringing with the face of a man who’s in the doghouse. Dugan is suspicious. “Uh-huh.”
“That was my reaction,” Jones tells Cap sympathetically.
“No,” Cap wheezes. “No, I really don’t think it was.”