Stealing-Cars

Imagine your OTP are thieves living on the streets. They meet when Person A is attempting to steal Person B’s car or so they think. Person B pops up from the back seat of the car and it is revealed that Person A stole a stolen car. They become partners in crime after that. 

Friend: I really want to start watching Doctor Who where should I start?

Me: Well you can start from the beginning where the Doctor kidnaps two teachers and takes them back to the Stone Age

Me: Or when he escapes a hospital and steals a car to stop plastic mannequins

Me: Or when the Doctor becomes an Edwardian amnesiac who goes around kissing people

Me: Or when he blows up a department store to stop plastic mannequins again

Me: Or when he crash-lands into a little girl’s yard and forces her to make him fish custard

Me: Or you could start at the most recent season where he abandons his best friend to be killed by clockwork robots

Friend: :0

Me: The Doctor is a great protagonist, by the way. You’ll love him for sure. 

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“Why must we walk?” Pietro asked for the hundredth time.  “Nobody will see us if we run.”

“Correction,” you replied, “nobody will see you.  I’ll be a very obvious fugitive.”

Pietro wrapped an arm around your waist and leaned in close, his breath hot against your ear.  “Not if I carry you.”

“Shut up and just walk,” you said with a laugh.  “Natasha always said that the first rule of going not the run is to walk, not run.  So we will be walking, Pietro–at least until we find a car to steal.”

WELL that was an interesting adventure LMAOOO

I locked my key AND my purse WITH MY SPARE KEY in my car when I went to Michael’s. I noticed it as soon as I heard the door click shut and I was just like, “Well. I’ll deal with that when I come back out.”
Mom was busy, couldn’t help, dad was asleep, so I was like “Well fuck it, looks like I have some time to kill” and walked to Taco Bell for a drink and wouldn’t ya guess it, a friend from high school that I haven’t seen in two whole years was there. We chatted for a bit and I was like “So… You wouldn’t happen to know how to break into a car would you?”

And he did

So high school friend I haven’t seen in two years and I embarked on a mission to break into my car together

And it JUST SO HAPPENS that I actually did my makeup today for an errand I thought would take me three minutes. God is with me this day.