Stay-flawless

anonymous asked:

"N-no, please," Lance trembled. "Keith! You promised promised this wouldn't happen!"

“N-no, please,” Lance trembled. “Keith! You promised promised this wouldn’t happen!”

“I’m sorry, Lance. I-I didn’t mean to, I wasn’t thinking.” Keith replied with a frown. He genuinely felt really bad. This was so important to Lance, he knew that, and yet he still did this to him. Even if it was really was an accident caused by him just not thinking at the time, he still felt quite horrible about it. 

“Now how am I supposed to keep my skin staying flawless without my skin care products that you used up!!” Lance whined in distress. 

“Can’t we just.. Go get more?” Keith suggested, hoping that the answer would be yes.

Lance sighed in response, “yes, but I guess I have to get double the products now since you’re apparently using it all too!”

“I can’t help it. You showed me the light. My skin has never felt softer. It feels like a soft blanket.” Keith replied as he pet his face.

Lance gave another sigh, “You know, I love you, Keith, but this is not okay. Please don’t do it again.”

Keith froze, “wait… Did you just-”

Lance’s eyes widened as he realized what he just said and he hurriedly ran out of the bathroom, “well, I better get right on getting those products before something happens that prevents me from getting them, goodbye, Keith!!!”

Keith stared at the doorway, “oh my god….”

Im SINGLE & i wi$h it wa$ U&I but im AFRAID you wont feel the $ame about me, my friend$ $ay i $hould LET IT GO. You’re ju$t $o FLAWLESS & i find my$elf STAYING UP at night, i want TO be HONEST but our relation$hip might be DANGEROUS & it might $TING, but idk i think it$ ju$t been 1 OF THOSE WEEKS but i ju$t wi$h at the end of the day i could $ay my BABY CAME HOME for VALENTINES

Breath of the Wild

Zelda: … open your eyes… Link, open your ey-

Link: Yeah I heard you, but yknow I’m not feeling the whole hero thing today so I’m just gonna go back to sleep.

Zelda: But, Link you have to-

Link: BITCH YOU SEE THIS FLAWLESS FACE STAYING PRETTY OUT THERE IN THE BUTTFUCK WILDERNESS? HELL NAW. THIS HOE NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP.